Daily Afternoon Randomness (36 Photos)

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  • austin

    marry 1, screw 2, kill 3

    • Inignificunt

      ….No one would just kill all three, then marry, then screw?

      …. Wait…

      Sorry, I meant just kill then screw…

    • http://www.twitter.com/justin_speedo NTFW

      1 2 3!!!!!! AGREED♥

    • Darth Buttcrack

      Marry, screw and kill them all.

    • Pussy Stink McGee

      agreed. then screw 3.

    • Magoo

      Agreed!

  • uber guy

    thx for 14 Chive. I feel nothing but shame at the moment

    • king

      why?…… wait…. you didn't

  • stan

    going out on a limb here but I think 3 would be the best screw

    • humptus

      Yup Marry 1, Kill 2, Screw 3xD

  • tommybhoy

    Howard DJ's like a mad CUNT !!!!!!!!

  • Nate W.

    Marry 1 kill 2 screw 3

    • Yourfreakindaddy

      Agreed

    • J P

      You got it! Short dikey-ish hair will be killed every time!!

    • beetle

      same here

  • Squidr

    Screw 1 Marry 1 Kill 1

    • Squidr

      Maybe not in that order.

  • geezeus

    Screw – 2
    Marry – 3
    Kill – 1

    • tommybhoy

      I concur

    • Larry

      U are a retard. Or maybe you just hate glorious tits. Marry 1(tits) kill 2 screw 3.

    • Yo Mamma

      You are correct! – Marry #3 (prettiest) – Screw #2 (hottest, can't trust to marry) – Kill #1 (great tits, but not hot enough)

  • Nate W.

    Marry 1 kill 2 screw 3

  • Ynot

    I would Screw 231 and would kill 123. I wouldn't marry any of you though, my wife would kill me!

    • coocoocuchoo

      i like the fact that your wife wouldn't kill you if you screwed and killed them….only if u married them.

  • LurkerGuy

    Marry 3 (she looks like the most fun),
    Screw 1 (because of those tits),
    Kill 2 (because someone has to lose).

    • Sauru

      you sir, win!

  • Choice

    why kill any of them when I can just mutilate their bodies?

  • Javier

    Marry 1
    Screw 1,2&3
    Kill 14

    • OMFG PANDA

      CORRECT

      • Rcjaos

        marry 11, screw 1, 2, 3, and kill 14

  • R. Wiggum

    marry 1, screw 3, kill 2.

  • man man

    #31 World-not-ending-after-all FTW!

  • pimp

    I already had c0ck in hand on #14 then my jaw dropped !

  • Skedaddle to Seattle

    Great post:
    #4- LMAO
    #5 & 6- WTF?
    311- YUM!
    #14- scary- and thanks for nothing
    #16- push her out
    #17- Donald Sutherland?
    #23- she's a Seattle girl- LOVE IT!
    #36- screw all 3, marry and kill none of them

  • chrisdg74

    14 – fap, fap. Wait, he said something about a watermark.
    Damn you Chive.

  • tommybhoy

    Kill: none Screw: 1 & 2 Marry: 3
    Make love not death….

  • kgh

    marry 1 and 2, screw 123, again and again, and then kill 3

  • bubblerider86

    18…..Lol
    20- Yes, pizza is delicious
    28-……;)
    29- My life would be complete!
    31- plus, Marty McFly's been to 2015!

  • mike hock

    marry (and screw for life?) 1 kill 2 screw 3

  • Greenerblues

    I can't help but hear the "wah-wah' sound for most of these. and BTW I think the girls are in correct order.

  • odb

    Marry 1
    Screw 2 (threesome)
    and then Kill all 3.

  • Dingo

    #36 reference has been appreciated

  • chrisdg74

    16 – I'd rather booble her.

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