I want to motorboat Facebook (21 photos)

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  • Ducky

    I feel like a unicorn just took me on a ride through a magical palace to the land of the blueberries…

    • stafferty

      I would have personally used "land of melons"

    • w/eeeee

      imaaaaaaginaaaaaaaaation iiiiiiimaginaaation

      • Guz

        Haha! Deflected me from my intended comment!

  • Stupendous

    man…i love the valley of death….

    • PopeyesChicken


  • king

    boobies FTMFW

  • Derp

    OMG I know #7! I used to work with her. They aren't real.

    • Sly

      No you don't.Thats Gisele from GotGisele.She's a nude model!

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        That doesn't mean she never had a previous job.

        • Thatguy

          Very true. Her real name is Tiffany Bastow and she lives in Texas. She worked as a Hooters girl for a while (pre-boob job).

    • MarkAssBuster

      Motorboating / Hybridboating aside – fake tits are better 🙂

    • ATWELL


    • Jdr

      yeah she looks like a plastic doll

    • TardFarmer

      If I can touch them, they're real.

    • FlickMyBic

      Plastic or not, every man in here would hit that like the fist of an angry god.

    • Daddio

      I don't care if there wood, just let me stare at them !!

    • http://www.facebook.com/paul.betton Paul Betton

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      • Bob

        You, good sir, are a fucking moron. You really think your horribly misspelled plea to beautiful women will net you anything? You just look like a creepy, child molesting fuckwad. If hot girls want a massage, the could go to a masseuse. It may cost them $50, but at least it wouldn't cost them their lives you dumb black cock muncher.

        • AmBush Steve

          Would have gotten a thumbs up had it not been for the word black. Necessary? I think not.

        • MtnRider64

          You're making fun of spelling. Ha… You sir are a Ra-TArd. Mispelled so you'll undystand. I know I am spellling shit wrong, for your benefit. Don't talk shit if can't spell or speakum gooood. Douche.

    • the reece

      if i can squeeze them they are real

    • Dave

      They aren't? WHO CARES!!!!

  • frosted

    There should be new word for motorboating fake boobs.

    It's just not the same sport at all.

    It's like eating plastic fruit instead of real (might look better at first glance, but upon closer inspection…)

    • chrisdg74

      The term is "hybridboating".

    • Bob

      I'm with you, real tits for me like #12

    • Horsethief

      Yeah, I'm going with you've never touched a pair at all. Why don't you just say they feel like a bag of sand. Then go back to your collection of action figures. Fake boobs were a better invention then Electricity!

      • Leon

        THEY ARE ALL REAL ON THE OUTSIDE !!!!!!!!! end of argument !!!

      • All tits are real

        lol….beat me to it…

  • None

    Wow. Attention whores. That's new.

    • aosux

      Hey, this is what camera's and the internet were made for. If you are too flat or too fat then stay in school because you will need all the knowledge you can get.

  • Mullie

    I don't mind motorboating fakes at all.

    But most important. Who is #7, can she be talked into giving up more of her ??
    And for that matter #3 is one of my alltime favorites. I have seen her here and elsewhere before.

    So moaarrrrr of 3 and 7 please.

    • thetech2

      and its only tuesday we get to seeher three more times

    • http://www.facebook.com/AaronConnelly Aaron Connelly


  • pufffdragon

    #11 has been in just about every post this week. No complaints at all.

  • Ejigantor

    The girls in #11 really aren't very hot, yet I've seen them in half a dozen compilations here in the past week, even the best pics of the week. Is one of them an editor's girlfriend or something?

    • Brian

      I think they must hate the blond girl in the middle of #11. That's why they keep posting that hideous picture of her.

    • Dgh

      wish i knew who the brunettte is

    • Benk

      I didn't notice they had faces…

    • Fiery

      the two on the left are UK glamour models. The left one is Lucy Pinder. This is obv a candid holiday shot, no makeup etc.

    • FatPete

      It's Lucy Pinder, Michelle Marsh and Sophie Howard. They are all British glamour models. Google them. You'll be glad you did.

    • Mountaineer

      Lucy Pinder (L), Michelle Marsh (C); British glamour models…

  • MigraineBoy

    Any more motorboating and we'll have to classify this post as a lake.

  • chrisdg74

    These ladies all have nice…………..eyes.

  • dw55

    i would love to do more than motorboating

    • guest

      Slalom Ski?

  • MiPo_TheGoaT

    I would rather have a set of real B cups over a fake set of DD anyday……..

    • chrisdg74

      Couldn't agree more. Fake ones just don't move the same or feel quite right. Chive should do separate posts. One for the big, fake, plastic titties(which I would probably, maybe, perhaps skip). And, the second, with all natural ones. See which one gets more hits.

      • gaboy

        I bet they would get the same amount of hits. Tits are tits and guys will look at any of them no matter if they are real or fake. My wife's friend got some fake ones that feel pretty close to real, but she didn't go overboard with them like some chicks do.

        • Chaco

          Not to pry too much, but you say your wife's friend's fake ones feel pretty close to real? You know this becaaaaaause…. 😉 That snarky comment aside, I agree with you. Tastefully done, fine. Overdone… not so much.

          • aosux

            She likes her new toys so she lets people see/feel them and he spent damn good money on them so he doesn't want them to have any down time either.

    • DNC

      Completely agree!

  • ddiddlydoo

    Tits just aren't even fair. I will never stand a chance. *sigh*

  • ROK

    #5 are those florida state gals. i'd recognize those plastic mamba-jambas anywhere!

    • A Fan

      Isn't that Jenn Sterger on the far right

    • yuvraj

      hi charming how r u?

    • Bablooyadav

      Very sexy

  • roberto robot

    omg its love Giselle a famous nude model number 7

  • Stupendous

    Can we get more of #1 and #3?

    • the reece

      #1 can be found naked on tangotime.com

      • Riley

        what do you search on that site?

      • rajaram yadav

        you are very hot

      • Dood

        Christiana Winfrey – amateur (I went to college with her) she got a breast reduction, sadly

  • Jeff

    There are a number of nude pictures floating around out there of that first girl. Also a few..uh..action shots.

    • Jeffrey Dommer

      umm.. what do I search?

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        Be sure to type with your own fingers, not the ones in your pockets.

        • JJB


      • JJB

        Who is this chick?

    • Rod

      Can you provide an accurate search term? 🙂

  • MacPhee

    So who actually made it through the link on the first try – without having to stop?

  • verbal kint

    There is such a thing as "too big".

    But I haven't found it yet.

    • northerner

      Pretty girls who's looks are spoiled by huge cantelopes hanging off their chests. #9 is an exception. Beautiful blond, just the right suit and breast size. Her breasts, just a little too big but attractive and doable. IMHO.

  • wanderingsmartass

    #3 please moar.

    • http://twitter.com/valorikx221 @valorikx221

      Reminds me of Jenna Haze, but hotter

  • Mr. Awesomeness

    Number 7… need moar Number 7.

    Who is she?

    • Lev

      I second the moar for obvious reasons and also to possibly see what she looks like without a pound of makeup.

    • Patrick

      It's Love Gisele. Google that.

  • lang

    we need more number 7 Chive, happy hunting

    • Me!

      Why is everyone so hyped about number 7? I was going to ask (before seeing all those comments about number 7) that 7 looked fake…. and I don't mean the boobs, I mean the person. Heck, the boobs looked more real than anything else in the picture. You might as well paint nipples on a Barbie doll and it won't look much different. Actually, that might look more real. Actually, not even Barbie… it looks like a video game character. I'd take number 3 over number 7 any day.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=631360491 Ashley Baker

    yeah, looks decidedly plastic dollish…

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