A few awesome pics to get you through your mid-week crisis (27 Photos)

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

    The Farce is strong with this one.
    2-I think her lips need to be in better shape, if you ask me.

    • Smurf

      ah snap…

    • Where in the WORLD

      Yeah? Well, that's because you're a whore.

      • jbobs

        You, sir, are f'd in the head. Pull up your pants and go for a walk or something. I know the Chive specializes in pictures of hot chicks, but I'm starting to get concerned about the effects of long-term viewership because of comments like this.

      • AnyoneForCoffee

        "Do you want fries with that?" is an unreachable aspiration for you, isn't it.

        Maybe you should just stick to posting comments on Youtube clips. Yeah?

    • Dave

      What is your problem with her exactly? You shit talk her every single day.

    • Pussy

      Man, get over it. What can you possible gain from that frankly disturbing rant. Give HHNF a break i'm fairly sure her only intent is to entertain. If you dont find it funny just ignore it. Why wish death on someone? its twisted and pathetic. I imagine your either 12 or dont speak to people in the real world and have forgoten how society works. I wont wish you any harm as that would be hipocritical but ive got my fingers crossed for karma to handle this one for us all.

      • Not Again

        He's just mad because he couldn't claim "First" on the post…. It's one of the few words he can spell right.

      • Joey

        Agree with the sentiment, but I get a kick out of how many "educated and enlightened atheists" scoff at the ignorance of those who believe in God, yet believe in the magical force of 'karma.'

        • http://www.facebook.com/JustinVincentHall Justin Hall

          I'm sorry, did you not see my perfectly timed combo breaker? This string is effectively dead.

    • Spiderpig615

      Please excuse the fellow Chiver apparently he is of the fucking devil. He is just mad you haven't posted a naked pic or something.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        You know? I should. Just to punish him.

    • stafferty

      I glad to see chive continues to be a place where intelligent discussion is encouraged among all parties. Than you d7fge6gf for you opinion on the HHNF comment. However, I award you no points and the Flying Spagghetti Monster will not have any mercy on what little soul you have.

    • coocoocuchoo

      off topic but have you ever noticed the similarities between you and 'HeartUnderTheRose'? i rekon she's plagiarising you.

      • Spiderpig615

        No I haven't what exactly are you talking about? How is she plagiarizing me? I do not know who "HeartUnderTheRose" is…

        • http://www.facebook.com/JustinVincentHall Justin Hall


        • coocoocuchoo

          this reply system is fucked up, i wasnt talking to u pal.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        She's actually my best friend in person. We share a brain. I gave her the larger half.

        • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau Young

          Holy cow! It's like seeing you walk into a bar, suddenly everyone's looking at you, and a couple people start throwing crap at you. Truly a site to behold.

          • SweetAwesomeness

            i actually enjoy HHNF witty and clever humor….that shit rocks….keep doin what your doing…let the haters hate…

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

            /conceited/ I have this feeling that it's very much like the guys that rudely flirt with a woman, and as soon as she says, 'no', it's loudmouthed insults and sour grapes.

    • wanderingsmartass

      your cool in my books

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      Oh, honey, the welfare office will be open shortly. You may be able to receive more benefits for your emotional distress and illiteracy. Until then, please stop spouting off on the community library computers.

  • KMM

    I has 2 buckets

  • 8vee

    Ducks are watching me again..

  • king

    13 is awesome
    blow job> hand job

  • BigDingo

    18 and 22 were both amazing… made me lol

  • RobertC

    #27 is a trip.

    • Rangerdanger

      It is pretty awesome

  • shanna_SA

    im so gonaa hire a baby sitter 😀

    • Summer

      Yay! Glad im not the only one with a sick mind!

  • epic_ellen

    That John Howard DJing like a mad cunt is the oldest thing in the world.

  • childless

    25 is down right hilarious…

  • HeartUnderTheRose

    Someone must try #25 and film the results!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      Plagiarism! Kidding, I love you.

      • HeartUnderTheRose

        At first I was like, "Huh?", but then I read the above comments. I don't plagiarize, we're just both that awesome! Maybe only in our heads, but that counts, right? No? Fuck.

  • Yasir_Khan

    #25 sounds great fun!

  • MigraineBoy

    #27… I've noticed she looked really happy this morning. Thanks!

  • chrisdg74

    11 – Well, I won't be trick or treating at your house this year.
    13 – Yes, please.
    21 – That poor bike.

  • Spiderpig615

    number five looks disturbing! Like a big tall bitch with a nasty vagina.

  • Homesteader

    Thank you Gary Larson!

    You don't get it? Oh you just Googled it didn't you?
    Can't trust anyone to state the truth anymore…. geez.

  • osborl12

    I'd like to race #13, but I think she'll finish first.

  • nojunk

    HI RES 13 PLEASE!!!

  • MiPo_TheGoaT

    I am hiding from the ducks right now as we speak……

  • stafferty

    I think I am going to go too far with #25. I am going to make anonymous complaints to child services against people without kids. Possibly report the non existant kids missing after. No one will fuck with me ever again.

  • lolz

    #15 certainly beats coffee and donuts

  • equalizermax

    Me like #13

  • wanderingsmartass

    #16 definite search, pat down

    • googboog

      16 is an Indian actress Mallika Sherawat.. google nao!

  • Rand0

    WTF is 27 supposed to do…bc it did nothing for me but make me look dumb in my office.

    • hahahahahahahahahaha

      it says "youre a beautiful person lol jk i did your mom" the font is white and you can see if you tilt your screen right

  • Skedaddle to Seattle

    #16- I'm with ya on that one, bro.

    #13- a heart-shaped world

    #25- LMMFAO. Gotta try that….

  • bairaq

    no. 27 doesn't work on IPS panels 😦

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