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Bro, turn in your man-card (Video)

September 15, 2010 | In: Creepy, FAIL, Funny

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  • hahaha

    more like V-Card! hahahaha

    • dave32891

      i get it! cause the ride raped him!

  • Crystal

    AAHH AHHHH MOM MOMMMMM!!

  • chrisdg74

    Now that was funny. Dude had to have shit his pants.

  • man man

    Wuss.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

    Note to self: never, ever, ever have sex with this dude. The complaints from the neighbors would be magnificent.

    • McBeastie

      Yes, because the screams of terror he had on that ride would be nothing compared to sight of you naked.

    • fasterthanu

      You're that ugly?

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        Yup!

  • chrisdg74

    AHHHH MOMMY!!!! Oedipus complex?

    • MiPo_TheGoaT

      you cant start busting out theories like Oedipus on here…..too deep

  • gold star

    I'm giving his friend cool points. In spite of laughing so hard HE was peeing himself, he still tried to make sure his friend was covered. He can keep his man card! True bro.

  • MiPo_TheGoaT

    Guys cry like babies on these things and women have orgasms on them….go figure…

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=549765303 Peter Dexter

      sounds like every night of passion i ever had…..

      • FailRater

        ^
        Win

  • http://twitter.com/givants @givants

    that was epic… thumbs up if you get it.

  • Žarko

    looks like me!!!
    my friend sad that i was worse, slingshot is crazy

  • http://berpwillie.blogspot.com berp willie

    what a douche

  • http://thisisthestoryof.wordpress.com/2010/09/16/guy-screams-like-girl-and-cries-for-mommy-on-slingshot-pansy-man/ Guy Screams Like Girl and Cries For Mommy On Slingshot [pansy man] « This Is The Story Of…

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  • Eliana

    Funny as hell…

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