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September 16, 2010 |
In: Animals, Creepy, Nature, Travel, WTF
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Congrats! And to think your HS Guidance Counselor said you'd never amount to anything…
You watched Tosh.0…didn't you.
Dear BP….F*ck you…
Even though the spill absolutely had nothing to do with them.
what's that fishy smell? . . . is HellHath NoFury around here?
HAA it's funny becuz its true…
Hilarious, since you'll never get the privilege of smelling me.
How am I a moron, BP didn't own or even run the rig.
Sorry I meant how is 'he' a moron, I agree with 'The Knowledge' he is correct, I must have subconsciously taken your insult personally.
No, all that oil in the water could not possibly be from the epic oil spill in the Gulf, situated right below Louisiana, which is about 30% below sea level and soaking up the mess like a giant sponge. Of course not, that's just ludicrous.
No…this is Ludacris:
"move bitch get out the way, get out the way bitch get out the way!!"
Stay the fuck up out my biz-nass my biz-nass.
No the fact that the Deepwater Horizon rig was legally under lease to BP they had nothing to do with it…Or the fact that platform workers voiced concerns 2 months prior to the explosion and there concerns were disregarded. Now 11 workers are dead and countless forms of marine mammals and other sea life are now dead but this has nothing to do with BP. And due to the minutia and deep layers of management hierarchy the true people who should face justice never will……..Hey, collateral damage as long as our gas tanks and oil tanks are full though right…..
Goddamn USA and their 40% stake in BP.
kelly, Get out of America you dumb cunt. you should think before you go adding comments to things you have no clue about.
Pot calling the kettle black?!?!?!
why the fuck would u assume she lives in the states, fucktard Shane?
Yeah, it was all BPs fault, not the environmentalist assholes who forced them into 5000 foot deep water. If this where they wanted to drill that would have been fixed in a week. Anyone who blames BP is an idiot.
And was it the environmentalist assholes who leased the rig?? Where they the ones responsible for the drilling, safety of the employees, etc?
Well genius, we need oil, so all those shiny new cars can get around. So as an OIL company, they need to get…wait for it… OIL! I know that it's a man made evil, this black nasty oil, no wait, it's natural, but still, yeah, it's all Americas fault. I can see how a deranged lunatic would leap to that conclusion without any pertinent information, or… what are those called again.. no wait… don't tell me… oh yeah, facts.
I don't really understand a lot of this so feel free to correct me and i'm not trying to defend anyone but why is it BP's fault? If I rent a car and the engine fails its not my fault. I don't own or maintain the car. BP didn't own or operate the rig, the BOP failed BP did not design, manufacture or have the responsability to maintian the BOP.
That's a lot of sushi. Don't forget the wasabi and chopsticks.
dnt wry about the soysauce looks like theyre already swimmin in it
What the the heck are all those fisherman complainin' about? Looks like easy pickens to me.
Looks like pappy shouldn't have dumped his leftover homemade spicy jambalaya into the river after all O_O
i thought fish oil was good for the skin?
Thank you BP, for ruining the Gulf Coast. I'm giving you the finger. Guess which one.
BP had nothing to do with the spill.
You must work for BP.
That, or you actually believed BP's "report" that blamed everyone except BP.
Yeah how dare BP blame the owners of the rig or the company that actually operated it, what silly's they are. (Was that sarcasm?, yes, yes it was)
Sure they didn't BP spokesman. Is your screen name supposed to be ironic?
I think what he means is that it was an accident, and thats not really BPs fault. it is however their fault (big fuckin time) that they took their sweet ass time with the problem and that it took months and months to plug the bitch… so thank you BP for ruining the gulf coast
Nevermind the fact that BP ordered all kinds of shortcuts to be taken, safety be damned, including the day of the explosion.
Safety (loosely translated to 'Profit') First!
*wearing hardhats, clean blue shirts, thumbs-up, safety glasses, edits out workers covered in injuries and grease*
no, I think he is being facetious.
relevant pun win
Hmm, people getting thumbed down for actually giving a rats ass about stuff like this…..Hey, what do i know I'm just a tree-hugging, straight-edge, vegetarian, sorry for giving a f*ck about the world my kids have to grow up in……(let the downward thumbing commence)
We've got some trolls in our midst.
Trolls, trolls everwhere there's trolls fuckin up the Chivery, bitin at my soles…(sorry it just came to me)
They died…..all at the same time!?
One of those crazy suicide packs?
Agreed…English Fail by me
It was the kool aid, not the oil.
"Fish kills are fairly common along the Gulf Coast, particularly during the summer in the area near the mouth of the Mississippi, the site of this kill. The area is rife with dead zones — stretches where sudden oxygen depletion can cause widespread death. But those kills tend to be limited to a single species of fish, rather than the broad sort of die-off involved in this kill."
More: "Dead zones are increasingly common in the world's oceans. But they're particularly so off Louisiana, because nutrient-rich water and sediment from the nation's agricultural runoff travels downriver and is dumped into the Gulf. Various species of single-celled plantlike organisms flourish in waters enriched with chemical nutrients — organisms that go on to vastly deplete the oxygen in the water they inhabit.
Many scientists have feared that an influx of oil-eating microbes would lead to more Gulf Coast dead zones, since the microbes use large amounts of oxygen when they consume the oil particles produced by chemical dispersants."
And more: "UPDATE: The Louisiana Department of Wildlife and Fisheries investigated this fish kill and determined that it was the result of low oxygen levels caused by low tides and high temperatures."
…DONT DRINK THE KOOL-AID
That must smell like LiLo or Paris Hilton.
I want to see Tits not Fish!…
maybe they're all just sleeping?
"Ms Watkins said low tide trapped fish in less than two feet of water. She added that hot water held less oxygen than cold, and heat also raised the metabolism – so plants and animals needed more oxygen to survive.
She said the area where the fish were found is bordered on one side by a rock dam, and a shallow outlet to the Gulf of Mexico on the other.
'When the tide is low, it becomes a pool,' she said."
Guess it's too late for Godzilla to eat this since the fish are decomposing.
F*ck You BP!!!!!!
Jayzuz! It wasn't ******* BP! Read the explanations above!
BLAME "GOD"!!!!! hehehehehe
Bet that place smells wonderful
thanks to bp, i can never enjoy fish again without wondering how much oil is in it
"That's what BP said! "
Why does this happen?
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