Send us your pics and theCHIVE’ll guess how you lost your virginity (50 Pics. Session Closed!)

Hey Chivers,
You're bored off your ass at work right now so let's have a little fun. Get a photo of yourself (be creative), and send it to theCHIVE using our handy-dandy upload page or just use thechivesubmit [at] gmail [dot] com. Bob and I are standing by to field you emails and guess how you lost your virginity. So let's have some fun, get a movin'. Do it for your country.

UPDATE: *Session Closed* Thanks to all the Chivers for participating. We had a blast. Check back next week. Same bat time, same bat channel.

Chive On!
John n' Bob

  • Ace

    Virginity is best lost quickly so you can get on with getting better!

  • bowhuntpa

    37 HAS A BONER

    • Beau Young

      That's a boner? Hahahaha. Wait, I looked at his dick. *shame

  • Spaceno

    #33, wow! I would like to subscribe to your newsletter

  • John

    You're totally getting sued.

    • HellHath NoFury

      Do you ever have anything remotely intelligent to share?

  • berp willie

    absolutely hilarious!!!!!!!!

  • Orlandu

    Damn you chive… #42 cannot be unseen!

  • equalizermax

    I envy that dog…

  • justplaintravis

    #19 is an absolute knockout… I'm just in awe.

  • dusgpurespihg

    I'm pretty sure #35 is a her, not a he (boob shadow).

    • Lisa Martin

      That's what I was thinking…looks like it might have been a little cold out…lol!

      • dusgpurespihg

        I agree. She could cut glass with those.

  • MiPo1977

    45, Holy pill bottles Batman!!!

  • MigraineBoy

    #33…I love you!

  • Bud Ugly

    I'm not saying the other ladies aren't hot, but the girls of 30 and 33 are really hot.

  • Sauru

    holy shit #15 is hot

  • Phil

    #19 – what a bitch! lol

    a hot… hot bitch.

  • FapperX

    For HHNF, there's so much attention on the face or if she's a cheeseburger away of being linebacker size but my question is – "what's with the hair"?

    • Beau Young

      I think "attention deficit disorder" sums up your comment, sir. As FapperX, I imagine you've seen quite the volume of ladies to fap to.

    • HellHath NoFury

      I have Hermione hair, or as some call it, unadulterated, unstraightened, unsticky hair with a mean white streak from all you dang kids driving me insane.

      • Scarlet-Wolf Ferrari Night-Rider

        that's the best kind of hair. It doesn't conform.

        • Honkey_Kong

          Scarlet, you deserve a post of your own, Beautiful!!

      • Honkey_Kong

        HHNF, forget the haters. You are beautiful, nice smile, nice eyes, great complexion, great lips, beautiful naturally wavy hair…..Stunning

  • FinalWord

    She is big bertha. I can tell by the flabby arm meat. Prove me wrong gay blade.

  • Benjamin James Paul Gartin

    Damn, I was only 3 years old in 92'

    Sincerely, #8

  • ♫♪♫

    #29 !! needs a post of her own

    Chive? Arrange this please?

  • Anonymous

    Holy hell, 15 is HOT! Chive,you NEED to get more pictures of her!

  • P-90

    #1 Truly beautiful.
    #30 Lucky dawg.

  • Yourfreakindaddy

    MOAR 19

  • markkens

    HHNF…brains n' looks, there should be more like you in the world. Not a fanboy, just being realistic. 😉

  • FP33

    An honest man can admit, he appreciates something more than T&A. Look at 43, a quietly perceptive woman, searching for her own confidence; that's something that doesn't diminish. 43 FTW

  • Jason

    I think we need more photos of #1… I will start looking at Denny's

  • Uberfroth Foamimane

    yay, Brunettes! and thanks for all the clever beauty, HHNF

    STAGECOACH, ftw!

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