A little levity to make you forget what day it is (29 Photos)


    ahem… 1

  • Trynadad

    Wow, 'ahem…1', what a wonderful post. /headshake.

    Anyway, #3 is so true i put it up in my bathroom at home. In which I look totally awesome.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

    17- is that his hotmail address?
    18-Doesn't your instruction manual say that safety is of the Lord?
    21 has to be a myspace picture.
    27 is a game-mounting fail.

    • http://www.facebook.com/schizoronialfredo Nathaniel Patrick Fancypants

      17 – Now I know what to do with all those extra refrigerators that folks on campus throw away at the end of the semester!
      18 – The pope probably has inside connections with the bulletproof-glass-making section of heaven, since God only really ever promises love, but not the longevity to enjoy it.
      21 – Child's Play 2 + Jersey Shore = This.
      27 – So if we knocked down the wall around it, would that be getting it off its…*dark sunglasses* high horse?

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        Refrigerators should have all sides plasma-cut into flat surfaces to line your lab with in case of fulminate of mercury droppage.
        18-trust in God, but tie your camel. God doesn't sell stupidity insurance.
        And after the last incident, i don't want to hear anything more about you getting high horses off. You're lucky that rancher had a sense of humor.

        • http://www.facebook.com/schizoronialfredo Nathaniel Patrick Fancypants

          – Agreed, but until they DO, I'm going to leave all those fridges outside near local water supplies where they can reach the local high schools and federal buildings. I want to see if mercury poisoning can improve the quality of their output on the same basis as reverse psychology. Or maybe it won't, but then at least they'll have an EXCUSE for turning out so many brain-damaged A&F-sporting Neanderthals who make the cast of Jersey Shore look like Nobel laureates.

          Also, I helped my Uncle jack off a horse one time by forgetting to capitalize his name.

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

            You never mentioned the horse's name. 🙂
            I hardly think quicksilver-induced brain cancer will affect such people, anyways. The orange glow is radiation, not spray-tan. But now you get to pay for them since thy are legally disabled due to your experiment. If cold-war era science has taught you anything, it is to dispose of every test subject so as not to have liabilities. You're only helping them, Fancypants.

            • http://www.facebook.com/schizoronialfredo Nathaniel Patrick Fancypants

              There were several. My uncle lived an interesting life before he got killed trying to milk a bull.

              And my having to pay for their treatment relies on my getting caught in the first place! Hell, I could counter-sue them AND their children even for COMPLAINING about me, under character defamation. As a wiser man than I once said, "I WILL SUBPOENA THEIR TEARS."

              That's assuming I bother with all the paperwork instead of just planting C4 under every Starbucks and Apple Store in the given city. That alone should take out a statistically large enough percentage of their retards for me to actually become a hero. You know, like Che or Yassir Arafat.

              • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

                If cultural cleansing is what you had in mind with the plastic explosives, I can think of a few other (in)famous names for you…
                Just sue them for repressing your creative spirit.

                • http://www.facebook.com/schizoronialfredo Nathaniel Patrick Fancypants

                  Hey, I attended a (liberal) arts school! I consider it my birthright!

                  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

                    Just don't visit while I'm holding a family reunion.

                    • hyuck hyuck hyuck

                      The fuck?

                    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

                      It's called a conversation between edumucaytid folk.

    • bowhuntpa

      27 game? where can i hunt for horses at ??????

    • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau Young

      So, #18 has a sign saying pedobear pope. Have you ever seen the pedobear and the pope in the same place? No? I didn't think so. Case closed.

      #27 Poor Sarah Jessica Parker… I guess that's what happened when they told her she wasn't going to be in Sex in the City 3.

      #17 HHNF I have to give that one to you. I lol'd at hotmail once I got it.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        It always take you a second to catch up, but I'm investing in a shorter choke chain.

  • johndory

    since when was Goldberg a school safety expert

    • SWa


  • BigDingo

    a couple herps, a handful of derps and some bewbs… good post to me

  • Nameless

    21 = The one in the middle makes that rifle look HUGE!

    • Manicotti

      That's what she said.

      • Nameless


        • Stevo

          is she just really short, or is she a certified midget?

          • Nicnac

            probably still taller than Hayden Panatierre

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000570941956 Wraith Ten

    i have seen 28 a lot of times now chive ….. and it still cracks me up omg careful thats a water baloon it will kill you lol and for 24 my fantasies start that way cept they always have bigger boobs lol

  • Frank

    I wish all Al Bundy was my dad.

  • chrisdg74

    Al Bundy FTW

  • MiPo1977

    Al Bundy is selling himself short…He could clearly get more then that

    • Jason

      * than

  • Bud Ugly

    I think I'm in love with the Italian lady in #24.

    Lol @ #29. I, too, immediately thought of Goldberg (with some weight loss).

  • man man


  • Mike

    21 looks like the beginning of a porn video.

  • http://izismile.com izismile

    24 = fake, looks like jordan carpi and another lightspeed girl

    • tommybhoy


    • Legendary Swordsman

      Taylor Little.

  • Ocean

    21 are the stars of Playboy's new tv show "Badass".

  • Kasper

    #16 WHERE CAN I GET IT????????

  • Brandon

    #8 – Lefty WIN! 😀

  • Locode

    #29. I didn't know Goldberg worked for a school.

  • northerner

    yep. me too. that's one nasty look on her face.

  • northerner

    #2, the bottom part. ROFLMAO!!!!!! Got me on that one! Hilarious! Billy Jeff, you devil!

  • augustwest

    #24 is definitely jordan capri and that other chick. Not sure what its from but they're porn stars.

  • amanda

    Chive, I need to find the girl in photo 26 – had much people ringing me and stuff today! as im on the chive – but that is not me – It is my double – really freaky my twin! Oh BTW im not a twin, not that i am aware!! Where does this photo start from as im in UK!

    • Cocaine Clown

      That is Kat Hannaford, a contributing editor to Gizmodo, who is also from the UK.

  • KYLE

    Re: 16

    HA, who needs a fake laptop skin, I have tapes that look EXACTLY like that.

  • Nobody

    That last guy looks kinda like Bill Goldberg

  • http://linkmunki.blogspot.com LinkMünki

    Osama was a classic!

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