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September 20, 2010 |
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Wow, 'ahem…1', what a wonderful post. /headshake.
Anyway, #3 is so true i put it up in my bathroom at home. In which I look totally awesome.
17- is that his hotmail address?
18-Doesn't your instruction manual say that safety is of the Lord?
21 has to be a myspace picture.
27 is a game-mounting fail.
17 – Now I know what to do with all those extra refrigerators that folks on campus throw away at the end of the semester!
18 – The pope probably has inside connections with the bulletproof-glass-making section of heaven, since God only really ever promises love, but not the longevity to enjoy it.
21 – Child's Play 2 + Jersey Shore = This.
27 – So if we knocked down the wall around it, would that be getting it off its…*dark sunglasses* high horse?
Refrigerators should have all sides plasma-cut into flat surfaces to line your lab with in case of fulminate of mercury droppage.
18-trust in God, but tie your camel. God doesn't sell stupidity insurance.
And after the last incident, i don't want to hear anything more about you getting high horses off. You're lucky that rancher had a sense of humor.
- Agreed, but until they DO, I'm going to leave all those fridges outside near local water supplies where they can reach the local high schools and federal buildings. I want to see if mercury poisoning can improve the quality of their output on the same basis as reverse psychology. Or maybe it won't, but then at least they'll have an EXCUSE for turning out so many brain-damaged A&F-sporting Neanderthals who make the cast of Jersey Shore look like Nobel laureates.
Also, I helped my Uncle jack off a horse one time by forgetting to capitalize his name.
You never mentioned the horse's name.
I hardly think quicksilver-induced brain cancer will affect such people, anyways. The orange glow is radiation, not spray-tan. But now you get to pay for them since thy are legally disabled due to your experiment. If cold-war era science has taught you anything, it is to dispose of every test subject so as not to have liabilities. You're only helping them, Fancypants.
There were several. My uncle lived an interesting life before he got killed trying to milk a bull.
And my having to pay for their treatment relies on my getting caught in the first place! Hell, I could counter-sue them AND their children even for COMPLAINING about me, under character defamation. As a wiser man than I once said, "I WILL SUBPOENA THEIR TEARS."
That's assuming I bother with all the paperwork instead of just planting C4 under every Starbucks and Apple Store in the given city. That alone should take out a statistically large enough percentage of their retards for me to actually become a hero. You know, like Che or Yassir Arafat.
If cultural cleansing is what you had in mind with the plastic explosives, I can think of a few other (in)famous names for you…
Just sue them for repressing your creative spirit.
Hey, I attended a (liberal) arts school! I consider it my birthright!
Just don't visit while I'm holding a family reunion.
It's called a conversation between edumucaytid folk.
27 game? where can i hunt for horses at ??????
So, #18 has a sign saying pedobear pope. Have you ever seen the pedobear and the pope in the same place? No? I didn't think so. Case closed.
#27 Poor Sarah Jessica Parker… I guess that's what happened when they told her she wasn't going to be in Sex in the City 3.
#17 HHNF I have to give that one to you. I lol'd at hotmail once I got it.
It always take you a second to catch up, but I'm investing in a shorter choke chain.
since when was Goldberg a school safety expert
a couple herps, a handful of derps and some bewbs… good post to me
21 = The one in the middle makes that rifle look HUGE!
That's what she said.
is she just really short, or is she a certified midget?
probably still taller than Hayden Panatierre
i have seen 28 a lot of times now chive ….. and it still cracks me up omg careful thats a water baloon it will kill you lol and for 24 my fantasies start that way cept they always have bigger boobs lol
I wish all Al Bundy was my dad.
Al Bundy FTW
Al Bundy is selling himself short…He could clearly get more then that
I think I'm in love with the Italian lady in #24.
Lol @ #29. I, too, immediately thought of Goldberg (with some weight loss).
21 looks like the beginning of a porn video.
24 = fake, looks like jordan carpi and another lightspeed girl
21 are the stars of Playboy's new tv show "Badass".
#16 WHERE CAN I GET IT????????
#8 – Lefty WIN!
#29. I didn't know Goldberg worked for a school.
yep. me too. that's one nasty look on her face.
#2, the bottom part. ROFLMAO!!!!!! Got me on that one! Hilarious! Billy Jeff, you devil!
#24 is definitely jordan capri and that other chick. Not sure what its from but they're porn stars.
Chive, I need to find the girl in photo 26 – had much people ringing me and stuff today! as im on the chive – but that is not me – It is my double – really freaky my twin! Oh BTW im not a twin, not that i am aware!! Where does this photo start from as im in UK!
That is Kat Hannaford, a contributing editor to Gizmodo, who is also from the UK.
HA, who needs a fake laptop skin, I have tapes that look EXACTLY like that.
That last guy looks kinda like Bill Goldberg
Osama was a classic!
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