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A little levity to make you forget what day it is (29 Photos)

September 20, 2010 | In: Awesome, Funny, Random

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FROSTYSWINE

ahem… 1
Trynadad

Wow, 'ahem…1', what a wonderful post. /headshake.

Anyway, #3 is so true i put it up in my bathroom at home. In which I look totally awesome.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

17- is that his hotmail address?
18-Doesn't your instruction manual say that safety is of the Lord?
21 has to be a myspace picture.
27 is a game-mounting fail.

http://www.facebook.com/schizoronialfredo Nathaniel Patrick Fancypants

17 – Now I know what to do with all those extra refrigerators that folks on campus throw away at the end of the semester!
18 – The pope probably has inside connections with the bulletproof-glass-making section of heaven, since God only really ever promises love, but not the longevity to enjoy it.
21 – Child's Play 2 + Jersey Shore = This.
27 – So if we knocked down the wall around it, would that be getting it off its…*dark sunglasses* high horse?

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

Refrigerators should have all sides plasma-cut into flat surfaces to line your lab with in case of fulminate of mercury droppage.
18-trust in God, but tie your camel. God doesn't sell stupidity insurance.
And after the last incident, i don't want to hear anything more about you getting high horses off. You're lucky that rancher had a sense of humor.

http://www.facebook.com/schizoronialfredo Nathaniel Patrick Fancypants

- Agreed, but until they DO, I'm going to leave all those fridges outside near local water supplies where they can reach the local high schools and federal buildings. I want to see if mercury poisoning can improve the quality of their output on the same basis as reverse psychology. Or maybe it won't, but then at least they'll have an EXCUSE for turning out so many brain-damaged A&F-sporting Neanderthals who make the cast of Jersey Shore look like Nobel laureates.

Also, I helped my Uncle jack off a horse one time by forgetting to capitalize his name.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

You never mentioned the horse's name.
I hardly think quicksilver-induced brain cancer will affect such people, anyways. The orange glow is radiation, not spray-tan. But now you get to pay for them since thy are legally disabled due to your experiment. If cold-war era science has taught you anything, it is to dispose of every test subject so as not to have liabilities. You're only helping them, Fancypants.

http://www.facebook.com/schizoronialfredo Nathaniel Patrick Fancypants

There were several. My uncle lived an interesting life before he got killed trying to milk a bull.

And my having to pay for their treatment relies on my getting caught in the first place! Hell, I could counter-sue them AND their children even for COMPLAINING about me, under character defamation. As a wiser man than I once said, "I WILL SUBPOENA THEIR TEARS."

That's assuming I bother with all the paperwork instead of just planting C4 under every Starbucks and Apple Store in the given city. That alone should take out a statistically large enough percentage of their retards for me to actually become a hero. You know, like Che or Yassir Arafat.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

If cultural cleansing is what you had in mind with the plastic explosives, I can think of a few other (in)famous names for you…
Just sue them for repressing your creative spirit.

http://www.facebook.com/schizoronialfredo Nathaniel Patrick Fancypants

Hey, I attended a (liberal) arts school! I consider it my birthright!

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

Just don't visit while I'm holding a family reunion.

hyuck hyuck hyuck

The fuck?
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

It's called a conversation between edumucaytid folk.

bowhuntpa

27 game? where can i hunt for horses at ??????
http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau Young

So, #18 has a sign saying pedobear pope. Have you ever seen the pedobear and the pope in the same place? No? I didn't think so. Case closed.

#27 Poor Sarah Jessica Parker… I guess that's what happened when they told her she wasn't going to be in Sex in the City 3.

#17 HHNF I have to give that one to you. I lol'd at hotmail once I got it.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

It always take you a second to catch up, but I'm investing in a shorter choke chain.

johndory

since when was Goldberg a school safety expert

SWa

SPEAR

BigDingo

a couple herps, a handful of derps and some bewbs… good post to me
Nameless

21 = The one in the middle makes that rifle look HUGE!

Manicotti

That's what she said.

Nameless

Heh-heh.

Stevo

is she just really short, or is she a certified midget?

Nicnac

probably still taller than Hayden Panatierre

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000570941956 Wraith Ten

i have seen 28 a lot of times now chive ….. and it still cracks me up omg careful thats a water baloon it will kill you lol and for 24 my fantasies start that way cept they always have bigger boobs lol
Frank

I wish all Al Bundy was my dad.
chrisdg74

Al Bundy FTW
MiPo1977

Al Bundy is selling himself short…He could clearly get more then that

Jason

* than

Bud Ugly

I think I'm in love with the Italian lady in #24.

Lol @ #29. I, too, immediately thought of Goldberg (with some weight loss).
man man

22…Banksy?
Mike

21 looks like the beginning of a porn video.
http://izismile.com izismile

24 = fake, looks like jordan carpi and another lightspeed girl

tommybhoy

And………
Legendary Swordsman

Taylor Little.

Ocean

21 are the stars of Playboy's new tv show "Badass".
Kasper

#16 WHERE CAN I GET IT????????
Brandon

#8 – Lefty WIN!
Locode

#29. I didn't know Goldberg worked for a school.
northerner

yep. me too. that's one nasty look on her face.
northerner

#2, the bottom part. ROFLMAO!!!!!! Got me on that one! Hilarious! Billy Jeff, you devil!
augustwest

#24 is definitely jordan capri and that other chick. Not sure what its from but they're porn stars.
amanda

Chive, I need to find the girl in photo 26 – had much people ringing me and stuff today! as im on the chive – but that is not me – It is my double – really freaky my twin! Oh BTW im not a twin, not that i am aware!! Where does this photo start from as im in UK!

Cocaine Clown

That is Kat Hannaford, a contributing editor to Gizmodo, who is also from the UK.

KYLE

Re: 16

HA, who needs a fake laptop skin, I have tapes that look EXACTLY like that.
Nobody

That last guy looks kinda like Bill Goldberg
http://linkmunki.blogspot.com LinkMünki

Osama was a classic!

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