Daily Afternoon Randomness (32 Photos)

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  • chrisdg74

    28 – The only thing on you I want to tear apart is your clothes – tear them off and have my way with you.

    • kaveman


    • David

      Cos they raping everybody out here

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        Hide your scene kids…

        • anarcrust

          Obviously, we have a RAPIST in the kiddie park

      • Thrush


    • Thrush

      I still don't understand WTF a scene girl is.

      • chrisdg74

        Emo but claim they're not emo.

    • johndory

      tear that ass apart. she said she wants it!

  • Mark

    5 Guys are the best hamburgers

    • Rindustry

      Agreed, best fries too.

    • Trevor

      Have you had both? 5 Guys can't compete.

      • Evan

        wrong. had both, in and out is too much like McD's. Five guys is the best, far an away. No other burger joint can even compare. Five Guy's IS THE STANDARD by which all others should be measured.

    • blah

      they could do alot better without the lb of salt in each bite of hamburger

    • DaddyD

      Don't know 5 Guys, but I had my first In-and-Out burger on a recent trip to LA and was thoroughly unimpressed.

      • top dog

        I know five ladys burger, they are damn good too.

  • alysinwunderland

    cereal killer? fail

    • Dave

      Captain Crunch will die by his hand

      • P-90

        Snap, Crackle and Pop better watch their bitch asses.

    • stafferty

      This is the internet, this isn't a place for grammer, spelling or any sort of civility. WE are here for porn and cats in humorous positions, and that is all.

      • PWNT


    • Rhino

      Lucky! Nooooooo!

  • bowhuntpa

    NEED A 24 FO SHO

  • notsoposi

    28 is not scene, what a moron.

    • babymistakes

      Apparently you and your friends have redefined what 'scene' means. Because I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. Fucken nerds.

    • The Real D. Nozzle

      I realized she was not scene like four hours before you did. psshhtt.

    • randompervert

      well i was looking at it for a awhile….

  • man man

    16 made me laugh in a public place

  • stdrfghj

    and i agree with chris. but he was first

  • jay B

    32- completely agree. I was an in-n-out fan for 25 years.

    • Evan

      Five guy's is in its own league. Currently, there are no other competitors. Five guy's was and I think still is the fastest growing fast food franchise in the country. FOR A F_ING REASON!

  • Donkeyballs

    Five Guys has nothing on In-N-Out. Not that Five Guys is horrible, but I can cook the exact same burger in my backyard. In-N-Out I can't quite seem to imitate, but I'm working on it.

    • Patracolos

      When you throw the burger onto the flat grill, brush the topside with a bit of yellow mustard. That is how you do it.

  • chrisdg74

    32 – Five Guys Burgers n Fries is the shit. Om nom nom. Cajun french fries and a bacon (double) cheeseburger. Double om nom nom, clogged arteries be damned.

  • stafferty

    6 Thats why you REALLY have to wash your produce well

    22 It would be if she was plaing Rick Roll

    25 This is either one hell of a Fruedian slip or a complete slap in the face of feminists. Either way I think it is funny.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

    I won't be going to Penn State, they can't even spell 'semen'.
    13-Neither is laziness. That would cut it back a long way.
    You better have some fucking books. And other books, too.
    19-Pedobear has never needed to be 'shopped more than this moment.
    Little girls should be scene…not adult women. Grow up and take off the fake eyelashes and stop abusing your blow-dryer. it looks like you just had your hair fisted by every guy in your dorm.

    • buttercup

      #8 For some reason I suspect that is NOT an official Penn State memo. Just sayin'…shrug.

    • bob in accounting

      Wow you have a ton to say today. but i completely agree

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        Sorry, I'm like a cheerleader on meth today. Without the slut.

        • Stevo

          then that's hardly a cheerleader at all :( I cant cheer along for a promise keeping virgin, the world needs hot slags!

    • http://asshole.com ASShole

      Scene girls – one more example of real life trying to be Second Life. It was on SL, before RL. Look it up.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        I like how you say, 'one more', is if your first example was relevant in the least.
        Stop playing Second Life and get a First Life.
        An no, no it wasn't. It started in the 80's with kids emulating their favorite underground bands. Big hair, makeup and tight pants and the men, torn denim vests, safety pin piercings, big gaudy jewelry.

        • http://asshole.com ASShole

          LOL @ HHNF. Sorry babe, but your sooo incorrect on this one. What you are referring to in the 80s isn't "Scene." Sorry, the "Scene" thing is relatively new. Relatively, yes, they ripped off emo, punk, hipsters, and new wave, but it wasn't around in the 80s.

          Screw reality, get a Second Life. At least you will know where the so called First Life is going.

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

            I think everyone sees how desperate you are to get me on Second Life so you can internet-marry me.

            • DaddyD

              As long as you marry me in RL, you can do anything you want in SL.

              • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

                What's with the proposals?

        • Sociology 101

          Acts like a troll, looks like a troll. Must be a troll.

        • Z-Jax

          GO AWAY!!!!!

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

            Stop clicking, loading and reading my drop-downs, masochistic idiot.

            • SweetAwesomeness

              your like a bad car accident…..you know its going o suck….but you just have to look!! :)

              • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

                Dear sweet Nimue, please tell me that was a joke. Look at it. How ironic.

                • Brian Badonde

                  No seriously, SweetAwesomeness just hit the nail right on the head there. There are plenty of people who would agree and don't even bother to comment so do the math and learn by it please.

    • Timmah

      It's funny how women react to other women who are better looking than they are.

    • SomethingClever

      What would having your "hair fisted" entail?

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury


  • El Piloto Loco

    now, that's a tasty burger!!! ( samuel l jackson voice)

    • El Piloto Loco

      i am referring to numbers 28, 31 and 32 of course…

  • 2nd Guy

    In N' Out is good, but nothing beats 5 Guys

    • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau Young

      Wait, you beat 5 guys off while letting them go In N' Out on you?

      -Sorry, I had to. I was given the inspiration a little while ago to make the joke. I pretty much plagiarized it.

  • PrimerGray

    Cocky scene girl FTW!

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  • Erik


    • its_forge

      Besides, who really wants an ass that's been out in the sun? I kinda like knowing not a lot of other people have gotten to see someone's bottom before me.

      • Beth

        Just because she's not tan doesn't mean she's not a whore.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

          It just means she's been in a dark bedroom. A lot.

        • its_forge

          True, I prefer to presume innocence until proven otherwise.

      • top dog


    • its_forge

      It's a pretty durn cute ass though one must admit.

    • Torca

      White or not. Stil an EPIC ass!

  • Maxwineberg

    #3 – That guy does look like he can put away some breakfast

  • stafferty

    There is no problem with scene girls, as long as they admit that they are:
    A-Not origional
    B-Just like emos
    C- Are on a comparable hotness level with 28

  • tommybhoy

    Self-service wine station…..why doesn't every store have this!!!!
    Only a small bottle sir? yes *hiccup*

  • ryan

    hell yea 5 guys is awesome

  • nathan

    28 is cute… in a "I want ot fuck your face" sort of way

  • BigDingo

    that sir, is a fantastic ass

    • Benny Lava

      I'm sure that, whichever Sir you're talking to, he appreciates the compliment.

  • bob in accounting

    #9 is the middle one a dude?

  • H^S

    I have seen over half of these many times before…. on THE CHIVE. Is nothing new every happening?

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