• stefanhartman

    Dumbass shoulda rolled with it. "YEA, I FIRE THAT SHIT IN MY HOUSE! AND WHAT!!!"

    • HellHath NoFury

      He cut off the video before he says, 'it's Section 8, they'll pay for it.'

  • robert planter

    i detect a southern accent

    • pierre

      I detect a wigger accent

      • Rudy McDade

        i Detect a Australian accent?

    • HellHath NoFury

      It's like the Bayou and the hills had an enunciation baby.

      • Kord

        True. But still, good to see your ex is doing well for himself.

        • HellHath NoFury

          HA! He's 7 feet tall and 300 lbs.

  • Mclovin' it

    he went from wannabe gangster to really sheltered-middle-america white kid REAL quick

  • stafferty

    I can't decide if it was a good or bad thing that no one was hurt. I don't want him dead, but having him sterlyized is probably the best option for all involved.

    On another note, WHY THE FUCK DID HE LOAD IT? If someone has a Kalashnikov, my defalut assumption is that it is loaded. Talking tough on a video does not require live rounds

    • fuzzybeard2016

      Actually, you should treat any weapon that you handle as loaded and ready to fire.

  • HellHath NoFury

    Here, next time check the barrel to make sure it's not clogged when you pull the trigger. Oh yes. Perfectly safe. *nods vigorously

    • anarcrust

      And always make sure to hammer test all live rounds, just to be sure. Safety first.

      • stafferty

        ALso make sure they are capable of handeling the high temperatures that friction casues when it goes down the barrel. Put all your live arounds in the oven on a cookie tray and trun up the oven to 500 degrees. Make sure to watch them the whole time and wait as long as it takes until you have a round that can withstand the heat.

        • HellHath NoFury

          *image of Bugs Bunny whacking a-bombs with a hammer*

          • b0b

            *image of the chive without HHNF* oh my god its so wonderful!

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      If you don't want 7.62mm rounds blasting dirty great holes in the house, block the barrel with some dirt.

      Then, when you pull that trigger, the rounds will simply mushroom into the mud with no harm done…to the house.

      • Ballzonya

        You, sir, are an idiot.

  • DrJTrotter

    Luuuccyyyy. You got some 'splainin' to do!

  • SweetAwesomeness

    did anyone notice the Christmas lights hanging around his bedroom door?!? WTF?

    • fuzzybeard2016

      ♪♫ It's the most wonderful time of the year…♪♫

  • 76United

    That'll teach that wall!!!

  • chrisdg74

    From suburban "gangsta" to scared-shitless, little suburban "where's my mommy" pussy in 2.5 seconds.

  • H^S

    As someone who's actually shot an AK-47 before, I can tell you that that gun is completely fake. Yaaaaawn.

    • Mclovin' it

      as someone who owns 2 of them, youre a pretentious asshole

      • H^S

        Do you own a book on grammar – by chance – though? Judging by your rhetoric (look it up), you're the last person I want having two, or even one, AK-47(s). Now back to your Trailer Fucker Magazine you go, run along.

        • coolhand

          Does your grammar textbook have a section on the use of dashes, by chance, to deliniate a parenthetical phrase? Mine doesn't.

          • coolhand

            I meant delineate, but that's spelling, not grammar.

            • H^S

              I'm not sure to which My-First-Grammar book you're referring, but… that's interesting, because dashes are, indeed, used – in many cases – to delineate a parenthetical phrase. Please allow me to further demonstrate:

              "A parenthetical phrase or clause is like a side comment, a part of a sentence that adds information but is not essential for making the sentence complete." –

              "Dashes can be used to set off nonessential material in a sentence that you could otherwise set off with either parentheses or commas." – "Using The Dash"

              Is it eccentric, to a degree? Maybe. Is it wrong? No.

              So, it looks like you can't spell AND don't know grammar. I rest my case. Now, please STFU, respectuflly.

              • H^S

                * Respectfully. Sigh. Your bad-spelling plague has taken another one.

                • Ballzonya

                  good to see that you've won your ridiculous grammar battle, but the gun isn't fake.

                • S^H

                  As someone who currently owns a Russian AK-47–and as someone who has built 4 of them–I can tell you that you're full of crap. That gun is as real as the over-inflated head on your shoulders.

                  Also, as someone with a degree in biology and a year of grad school under my belt, I can tell you that your grammar and spelling both suck. I do think it's cute that you fancy yourself a scholar just because you know what the word "rhetoric" means 😉

                • Tim

                  You can always tell when someone is losing an internet argument because the default reply back is an attack on grammar. Coming from someone who builds Kalashnikov's I can as well agree you are not only a pretentious asshole but a completely ignorant, inbred, quasi incestral cousin fucking degenerate who knows nothing about firearms. "omg i've shot an ak before so I'm an expert of appearance and functionality of all things ak…" Go back to COD you fag. On another note anybody else see that go cyclic? looks like someone has some serious explaining to do…

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  • joeoby

    Some people's kids………

    That's why I got a vasectomy early in life, I know I shouldn't breed. Some people need to face the facts, as well, before the world is further populated by more of these idiots.

  • B-b-b-b-ryan

    Fake buy funny. That gun would have flown from his hand after firing. AK is a BIG BIG Round.

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Fully auto pulls the weapon forward, it doesn't lift up and away. The mechanism sounded genuine too. I call 'True' on this one.

    • jimdawg

      Dead wrong….I had a Mac 90 , an AK variant made in China. It show 7.62×39 and I fired it with one arm.

    • Real AK Owner

      Actually, the 7.62×39 is rather small, being classified as an "intermediate" cartridge. Don't believe all the media "would blow a deer to smithereens" Bullshit.

  • Anthony

    If this is in fact real (and I doubt that it is), those two have fun with their newly found hearing loss.

  • Robert

    1) The video didn't load, so I don't have any thoughts pertaining to the authenticity 2) Assuming it was real, all I have to say is: Gee, thanks for dicking everything up for law-abiding gun owners you incredible twat.

  • Nelson

    haters gonna hate

  • fastnav

    tsk tsk, trigger discipline….

  • Stanky

    Nothing screams gangster like a turquoise bandanna and Christmas lights.

  • deleted44311

    "7.62 millimeter, full metal jacket"

    • Michael

      Except that the movie was talking about a 7.62x51mm round. (.308 caliber), which is a bit bigger than an AK round (7.62x39mm)

  • berp willie

    theres so much wrong with this videos i don't even know what to say

  • Jon

    what a douche

  • Low

    Blanks maybe? Those rounds would be so much louder than that.

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