Ever wonder who actually marries mail-order brides? (25 Photos)

As many of you know, I think mail-order brides are the future of dating. But I always wondered who actually pulls the trigger on one of these chicks? More importantly - Are the girls as hot as advertised? The photos below make the picture a little clearer if you're planning on adding to cart. This site even has user reviews. God bless the Ukraine, man.

  • Firstly FDistington

    Unlike previous 'Brides' posts, some of these girls are actually nice looking.

    • P-90

      'Firstly Firstington' damn was an absolute failure.

      • fishy

        agreed first firstingly

        • Firstly Sucks

          firstly you are tard

  • Trrbl


    • fishy

      First what? Troll?

    • ewww


    • yup


  • chrisdg74

    Gimme some more of that blond in pics 3-6.

    • http://www.twitter.com/justin_speedo facebook

      ah yes… good ole' LUDMILLA

    • Doug

      I agree… and more of #25

  • Skedaddle to Seattle

    Knesia- yes please! And #22 and 23 🙂

  • petwookiee

    Good on ya, Curtis!

    And for #22, all I have to say is Daaaaaaamn!!!!

  • Toby M>

    … the ass on 22

  • MiPo1977

    Can you get a discount if you only want a mail order mistress??

  • nathan

    elena is hot… both of them

  • equalizermax

    What money can do…

  • stafferty

    #21 looks to much like Sarah Jessica Parker for me to do anything but grab a comically well placed saddle.

    Side note I might consider adding #23 to cart since Ksenia is taken

  • H^S

    Can't buy love… unless it comes in the form of a Fleshlight. Chive on.

    • http://www.facebook.com/hojoon.choi HoJoon Choi

      gimme a billion and I'll show you some love

  • dajesus

    Hmm, If I put one on the ole Visa, and declared bankruptcy 2 months later, is there a repo man for this? And how many reward points is that?

  • listing

    cameron and elena are freakin' me out, man

  • pointed at

    If I unboxed #3 and that popped out, I'd be a happy man

  • David

    You guys need a better hobby…. LOL J/K

  • Mr. Jones

    I got a bad feeling about David and EKaterina

  • BigDingo

    that's a whole lotta life fail

  • meh

    Kenneth in #1 = The Purdue chicken guy????

  • 76United

    In Russia, girl marries boy!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000856050565 George Danger Cruz

      I'm sure you meant: "In Soviet Russia"

  • http://antfamous.net Affe
  • Maddog

    # 22 knows her greatest asset, # 25 is just all around perfect

    • bob in accounting

      How can you say 25 is just all around perfect since shes wearing a loose dress and you havent seen her ass.

      • westerly

        Really?!!? If you can't tell she is all around perfect from that picture then you should have your penis taken away

  • FapperX

    The unanswered question for me has always been are the majority of these mail order brides as hot in the sack as you'd want them to be? Who'd want to go through the hassle of getting someone from a foreign country if you didn't have some assurances of having some wild sex?

    • Jen

      you should probably spend the money to go to russia and test that shit out before purchasing…

      • northerner

        And if you get married ONLY for the sexual aspect, while it is a significant part of a relationship it is NOT the ONLY part. You need to widen your lens. A bit. Otherwise you will most likely be disappointed. That's the "courtship" part of a relationship. Getting to know what's in the other person's head and heart. What they want and expect from you, what you want and expect from them. And what is, in reality, possible. Not just what's between their legs. Just sayin'.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

          I so love you right now.

  • salporin

    Creepy. Poor hotties being purchased online by some rich weirdo serial killers. If you have to buy a wife, what's your malfunction? Some of these guys have to be freaks. (Am I hiding my jealosy well enough?)

    • http://www.facebook.com/hojoon.choi HoJoon Choi

      to each his own. why do you care if some guy that has no bearing in your life has a mail order bride?

    • Serendipity

      Poor hotties my butt…… gold digging tramps is more like it….the marry some guy with money over here….give it a few months….cry abuse and divorce him with some "convenient" lawyer kept on retainer just for the little Russian hos and take him for everything he has. They get rich and citizenship all at one time….. After that…they are free to go hop on some other womans husband….

      Just expensive, foreign, call girls…… you guys can get one for a couple grand a night in NYC any night of the week….which will still be cheaper and less dangerous than getting a gift horse from a catalog… lol

      • Da Cuntstabber

        But they're russians… better than yours cowboy

    • george

      Salporin – It is not jealousy! It is probably curiosity since from your tone, In fidgure that you have done well here with women. For those of us who are decent, good men and have not done so well,it is also curiosity, until some beautiful woman shows romantic interest over a period of months and months. I
      might be called a poor "pickup artist", but if you knew me, you would not call me malfunctioning nor a freak. Oh, and I did not kill anyone yet!

  • DrJTrotter

    Did someone photoshop Rick's face on Ludmilla?

  • MeisterMon

    Is it just me or did #16 marry his sister???

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