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September 21, 2010 |
In: Awesome, Funny
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oh look this guy is a cool kid in #24
Lol @ suicide wank
Had a few unintended ones back in the day.
and people sit around all day and think this shit up ??
oh well… time for beer popcicles
That's really what Paris looked like in 98? Jesus, what happened?
about 4,000 cocks…
Here comes Beau! That kid is fat breasted and awful, and gay.
*snort* It's totally true!
THAT'S WHAT SHE… oh… right.
cocaine is a hell of a drug I'm rick james bitch
GUNT is actually a FUPA – Fat Upper P*ssy Area.
that's all pretty disgusting, and I'm usually not one to be offended at crude humor.
You sir, are either a liar, or have an overbearing mother.
Anyone up for creating a definition for HHNF that we can post??
I never know reading dictionary was this fun!
Screwvenir…….good to have evidence of your success/shame
yor a stupid ass bitch
Used to be the queen of Chive before her fall from grace. Some guys just cant stand her, or like me not give a fuck what she says.
fall from grace?
Alright…shot down by an exocet missile
There was this bitch named Grace, you see….
All those uys that can't stand me sure love the hell out of my facebook. Odd, innit?
Katy Perry may very well be one of the horsemen of the apocalypse. But, at least she has an amazing rack.
She has Elijah Wood's face, but an amazing rack, nonetheless.
chive has become boring lately.
You know, I was thinking the same thing about your mom. I think I'm gonna give tommybhoy's mom a go-round.
Swap deal for yours Beau?
HHNF already has dibs on her. You can have my dad, though. He's more your style.
a don't swing that way, sorry to disappoint you =/ I'll will have words with HHNF
First mom troll then on to gay……showing your maturity now.
No, seriously. His mom and I are bestest friends.
ladies and gentlemen i present to you….'The Unfunny'….
A Joe Pesci – now that is brilliant.
20 – Hahaha. Could've been worse, involving "pudding".
2 – LOL @ Suicide wank.
polls never lie…
POLLS NEVER LIE
with all the hilarious urban dictionary definitions, you'd think the chive wouldn't need to blatantly rip this post off of another website
go eat a baby….
I have Herpes??
I would totally rail the girl on the right in 15. thats not a good pic of a muffin top at all. still pretty decent
Something about Sri Lankans like to rename their airports, made me laugh.
Please note that Herpes and unwanted pregnancies do not count as screwveneirs…You want to be able to look at it and reminisce not have to put cream on it or sent it a check every month
Other unwanted screwvenirs may include( but are not limited to) the following:
-i'm bored now . what can i do?…..oh wait…LoL…..
I'd love to be your new screwvenir
I see what you did there…teehee
Maybe try a #21?
#8 Just so you know, in Britain the 'fanny' means the pussy not the butt, a minor difference but a giggle when we watch a US TV programme or movie.
#10 It's funny because it's true.
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