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Funny definitions by Urban Dictionary (24 Photos)

September 21, 2010 | In: Awesome, Funny

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Merc

gunt!
bob in accounting

oh look this guy is a cool kid in #24

randomdreamr

Lol @ suicide wank

Robbo

Had a few unintended ones back in the day.

jamie

and people sit around all day and think this shit up ??

jamie

oh well… time for beer popcicles

http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau Young

That's really what Paris looked like in 98? Jesus, what happened?

SweetAwesomeness

about 4,000 cocks…
Snorkle

Here comes Beau! That kid is fat breasted and awful, and gay.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

*snort* It's totally true!

Beau

THAT'S WHAT SHE… oh… right.

thetech2

cocaine is a hell of a drug I'm rick james bitch

Yo Mamma

GUNT is actually a FUPA – Fat Upper P*ssy Area.
Robert

that's all pretty disgusting, and I'm usually not one to be offended at crude humor.

Mousemallow

You sir, are either a liar, or have an overbearing mother.

JefedeChive

Anyone up for creating a definition for HHNF that we can post??
equalizermax

I never know reading dictionary was this fun!
tommybhoy

Screwvenir…….good to have evidence of your success/shame

i called you a bitch

yor a stupid ass bitch

tommybhoy

Used to be the queen of Chive before her fall from grace. Some guys just cant stand her, or like me not give a fuck what she says.

abcd

fall from grace?

tommybhoy

Alright…shot down by an exocet missile
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

There was this bitch named Grace, you see….

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

All those uys that can't stand me sure love the hell out of my facebook. Odd, innit?

Kawz

Katy Perry may very well be one of the horsemen of the apocalypse. But, at least she has an amazing rack.

She has Elijah Wood's face, but an amazing rack, nonetheless.
zwak

chive has become boring lately.

http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau Young

You know, I was thinking the same thing about your mom. I think I'm gonna give tommybhoy's mom a go-round.

tommybhoy

Swap deal for yours Beau?

http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau Young

HHNF already has dibs on her. You can have my dad, though. He's more your style.

tommybhoy

a don't swing that way, sorry to disappoint you =/ I'll will have words with HHNF

First mom troll then on to gay……showing your maturity now.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

No, seriously. His mom and I are bestest friends.

coocoocuchoo

ladies and gentlemen i present to you….'The Unfunny'….

Kev C

A Joe Pesci – now that is brilliant.
chrisdg74

20 – Hahaha. Could've been worse, involving "pudding".
2 – LOL @ Suicide wank.
fishy

SweetAwesomeness

polls never lie…
SweetAwesomeness

POLLS NEVER LIE

man man

Awesome.
http://berpwillie.blogspot.com berp willie

hilarioness!!!!!!!!!
BigDingo

with all the hilarious urban dictionary definitions, you'd think the chive wouldn't need to blatantly rip this post off of another website
http://www.manofest.com/Content/the-30-funniest-u…

fishy

go eat a baby….

http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

I have Herpes??
bob in accounting

I would totally rail the girl on the right in 15. thats not a good pic of a muffin top at all. still pretty decent
Snorkle

Something about Sri Lankans like to rename their airports, made me laugh.
MiPo1977

Please note that Herpes and unwanted pregnancies do not count as screwveneirs…You want to be able to look at it and reminisce not have to put cream on it or sent it a check every month
bubblerider86

Other unwanted screwvenirs may include( but are not limited to) the following:
-Bacteria
-Fungi
-Parasites
-Stalkers 0.o

-i'm bored now . what can i do?…..oh wait…LoL…..

Random

I'd love to be your new screwvenir
HANK

I see what you did there…teehee
Dave J

Maybe try a #21?

P-90

#8 Just so you know, in Britain the 'fanny' means the pussy not the butt, a minor difference but a giggle when we watch a US TV programme or movie.
#10 It's funny because it's true.
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