Anything you can do, I can do fatter (12 photos)

did the Chive's trolls send in pics of their ladies??

I don't know how these can be befores and afters. Hardly none of them even look like the same people. We're not IDIOTs, chive people.

My eyes… they burn

Thx Chive… My penis just jumped out of my pants and is running down the hall screaming.

the motorcycle pic and the last pic almost made me puke; that was probally the closest to a physical rendention of the phrase "heaven and hell"

why…why did i click this post….SMH

Ugh… thank you Chive-masters for not making this post in HQ…

Fat is gross.

fat people stay indoors, the world hates you.

I'd pick up the (hot, skinny) hitchhiker in no time.

Yikes… gotta go look at porn for some recovery!

My anaconda don't want none unless you got BUNS, Hun

I am so depressed by those two children in McDonalds that I can't enjoy these photos. Thanks anyway.

great….now I have a de-rection…..

Can someone hand me a jar of acid so I can wash my eyes out..

Who is the girl in 12 top??

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Too much woman, do not want.

I'm having nightmares with #6. I don't appreciate it.

I want the chick from #3 in HQ badly.

Is it wrong if id still do #6.

I lost my appetite

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD