Anything you can do, I can do fatter (12 photos)

  • Ralk

    uh…. I'll have mine without the fat please…

  • naponthetoilet


  • Alan

    first ? really ?

    • tommybhoy

      Nope….and dont try again…EVER!!!!

    • HellHath NoFury

      If at first you don't succeed, an hero.

      • ryan

        wait.. what?

        • Del

          Ya dude, 90% of the crap HHNF says makes no sense…

          • HellHath NoFury

            You're both idiots. 'An Hero' is an online term for killing yourself. Look it up.

            • yup

              This is one of these moments where you realize that you spend too much time online…

          • eduardzaraki


            HHNF is right but… "If at first you don't succeed, an hero" seems like it lacks something.

            "If at first you don't succeed, you just became an hero" sounds better 😛

  • Cog

    Mmmmm cheeseburger, not even these gross bitches are going to stop me from eating this delicious bacon covered, cheese drenched godliness of a burger!

    • Fat Chick

      You'd better eat it fast … because I am coming for it. And nothing will stop me.

      • ryan

        i'm pretty sure 12-bottom could stop you

      • Cog

        Fast? I doubt it. You are a fat chick, therefor you move slowly and I have plenty of time. Unless fat chicks get like Hulk strength and the Flash speed when they smell bacon, oh shit the floor is shaking!

        • Fat Chick


          • ryan

            Reagan Smash!

  • Jimmy

    c'mooon im on my lunch break chive!! 😦

  • Hans

    First , No never mind. I don't feel so good.

  • Skedaddle to Seattle

    Kill me now.

  • tommybhoy

    What has been seen cannot be unseen…..

    • yaehaw

      I don't know about you, but my mind blocks out fat chicks.

  • chrisdg74

    10 right. Where is the next pic of the pole coming unhinged and the ceiling caving in?
    12 top – DAMN!

  • stafferty

    The horror….the horror

  • chrisdg74

    3/right and 6/bottom: What has been seen, can't be unseen.

  • Wing Zero

    Fat, the anti-boner.

  • timmy

    Can't stop staring at #12 bottom.

    I don't know if its the crappy squirrelesque tattoo, the thong, or that freaking awesome lamp.

    Maybe its just the bed sheet hung on some twine seperating her room and the the endless supply of moans in the bbw brothel that I am hearin in the back of my head.

    I need a soldering iron and two tylenol please.

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  • ryan

    why is it even legal to make thongs that big

    • Rindustry

      You said- verbatim- exactly what went through my mind when I saw that picture. Surely she made it herself out of a normal woman's bustier or something….there's no way they make them that big.

    • Wing Zero

      It's not a thong, it's what's left of the only size that fits.

      • ryan

        you're obviously using the term "fits" very loosely

  • Summer

    well i was gonna go for lunch. now i dont need to.

    • ryan


  • ericvdm


  • order_66

    LOL!!!!!!!!!! This website is going to get me fired. this was a good one.

  • Sarah

    omg – I think I need to go wash my eyes out with acid or something….

  • HellHath NoFury

    Inspiration for Exercise.

  • the Chipification

    It's almost enjoyable, if you first look at the fat chick, and then at the thin one ^^

  • Jeff Sayatovic

    At first I was like: Wow.. then I was like: new article.. LOAD FASTER.

  • TheVillageIdiot

    The Chive has finally done it. Someone please hand me and Ice Pick so I may gouge my eyes out.

  • Incredible Mr.Brisby

    I'm pretty sure it's a sin to have something so repulsive that close to an image of Adriana Lima. It is in my church anyway.

  • MiPo1977

    I think the guy on the right in #1 is drowning

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