Can I hire a hipster clown for my birthday? (24 Photos)

#22 is awesome.

Fucking hell, how these 'people' do not get their heads kicked in every day is a miracle.

All i can say is WTF??

As someone who genuinely enjoys PBR and Miller High Life, I have to say SUCK ONE to all of you hipster douches. I remember a time when you could go to a bar and get a good shitty american beer for one or two bucks, tops. Now, in the 7th layer of hipster hell(Savannah GA..home to one of the best arts schools in the U.S.) the price has been inflated. And if you DO have a PBR tall can, people assume you are doing it to be ironic, not because you like cheap beer on a hot day. Fucking hipsters.

Is it just me, or do some of these "coolios" look more like an anorexic version of People-of-Walmart than anything else. I sorta get the whole "thrift store style" thing but you can tell these folk are trying HARD to "work it"!

Fuck you guys, I'd have a threesome with 21 and 22 any day.

It's funny how passionate people can be about the way others dress while claiming to not care about these "fags."

lol, #24 does not like girls

19 looks suspiciously like russell brand.

Flags & Hipmos. Spray the bumper and hood of your car with Pam… then the hipster juice just rinses off with a hose.

It's a form of expression and individuality, dumbasses.

Are you for real? You all look the same.

I just don't get this supposed "trend". Exactly what makes a hipster a hipster – besides an annoying desire to stand out using an extremely questionable fashion in fashion?

why arethere so many hipster homosexuals…. So homosexuality is a fashion trend now???

I'm From Melbourne and we have far too many of these clowns in this town I call it Chaple st Smugness. Fuckin hipsters….just plain WANKERS!!!!

#19 You're pointing that gun in the wrong direction.

a’g–e is nothìng but just a number. My b”oy’frì’end and i both think so …

He is almost 11year oldér than me .i met him via

(seek cou gar。c0m) as my name says.

Where for Oldér wo*mén and youngér m*én OR youngér wo*m*én and Oldér mén,

to interact with each other…

I'm sooo not a hipster, but ppl take my picture all the time @ Malibu Pier…I suspect they think me homeless and that is fine with me. I'm fat with a ridonculous beard, unkempt hair sometimes hidden under a 99 cent store straw hat. I've a grocery kart I haul my fishing gear to the pier in from my truck, it looks retardedly awesome.

Ah the joy of having enough $ to do what the fuck I want when I want…and college did nothing for me. … slot machine stock market baby, win, loose, whatever.

Tourists love me, I take their pictures and their kids get a kick out of my flying fish act…. then cringe in fear when they actually see it…except for the little maniacs.

I am sort of insane, but I know I am so what does that mean? Come say hello, you can't miss me with my shopping kart, my crab catchers and orange home depot bucket… screaming at seagulsl!

I think I'm in some new "petsmart" commercial in the background… I offered to move but they said I looked good in the shot.

Weren't Kerouac, Ginsberg and Burroughs hipsters?
Why are these people called hipsters?

#19 looks like a faaag,, im just sayiing
and wtf frodo #18????