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And the dork of the day goes to this guy (1 Photo & 1 Video)



This is what happens when you have no girlfriend, no job and when you are desperately clinging to your youth. Your thoughts, please.

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Comments:

  1. Surge says:

    I think I know that guy…

  2. Rick says:

    Waaayyy too much time on his hands, whatever happened to just watching porn.

    • top dog says:

      Some of our best invention were made by people that had waaayyy too much time on their hands. And porn, it'll just rot your meat. Why not find you a nice girl instead, they are much more fun, trust me.

  3. gator says:

    he had to find a way to pick up his mom some how

  4. that's made out of Styrofoam isn't it? either way it's pretty badass

  5. Rich says:

    Get away from her, you BITCH!

  6. tm6 says:

    honey, i be back ..going hunt some aliens

  7. chrisdg74 says:

    I liked Aliens as much as the next person, but damn…

  8. Homesteader says:

    I'll go out on a limb and say that'd be an awesome Halloween Costume if he could take more than an inch
    every stride.

    Now the little film, that was a bit too much…

  9. Mr Wesley says:

    I just want to know how he was able to fit all that stuff into his mom's basement.

  10. garp says:

    …I see Jonesey the cat made it into another Alien movie

  11. veryvizsla says:

    I think it's awesome!! He posted the tutorial on instructables and I want to make one for halloween. And yes, I do have a husband AND a life :)

  12. FailRater says:

    wow.. what a piece of junk. If you are going to put that much time into making something at least make it on model and mobile. The guy could barely move in it. I'm sure the detail was nice but it all comes down to the good old saying. If the core of your project doesn't work and you just put a lot of time into the look. It's like putting icing in a turd.

  13. larry says:

    that was the shit

  14. Notavirgin says:

    Hmm good effort, poor execution. Looks nice but functions like shit. Time to add hydraulics!

  15. Mook says:

    Ya I agree with all you people. He can do something I can't so he must be retarded…

  16. Howsyourmom says:

    Kill it before it has children. Also the pool it spawned from just to be safe.

  17. Frank says:

    Yeah it may be a nerd thing to do but think about – That dude is going places with that knowledge. Just my two sense. If you don't like, oh well.

  18. Liam Kelly says:

    what a fucking legend. he should feel proud of himself

  19. true says:

    even in fast motion that thing moved slowly.
    they should've used it in the actual movie. the queen alien would have been so dumbstruck by its stupidity she would have keeled over.

  20. It did look better on Sigourney Weaver but still a heck of an effort.

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