And the dork of the day goes to this guy (1 Photo & 1 Video)

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This is what happens when you have no girlfriend, no job and when you are desperately clinging to your youth. Your thoughts, please.

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  • Surge

    I think I know that guy…

  • Rick

    Waaayyy too much time on his hands, whatever happened to just watching porn.

    • top dog

      Some of our best invention were made by people that had waaayyy too much time on their hands. And porn, it'll just rot your meat. Why not find you a nice girl instead, they are much more fun, trust me.

      • NotARealUsername

        …whatever happened to just watching porn?

  • gator

    he had to find a way to pick up his mom some how

  • Gregory Nelson Courtney

    that's made out of Styrofoam isn't it? either way it's pretty badass

  • Rich

    Get away from her, you BITCH!

  • tm6

    honey, i be back ..going hunt some aliens

  • chrisdg74

    I liked Aliens as much as the next person, but damn…

  • Homesteader

    I'll go out on a limb and say that'd be an awesome Halloween Costume if he could take more than an inch
    every stride.

    Now the little film, that was a bit too much…

  • Mr Wesley

    I just want to know how he was able to fit all that stuff into his mom's basement.

  • garp

    …I see Jonesey the cat made it into another Alien movie

  • veryvizsla

    I think it's awesome!! He posted the tutorial on instructables and I want to make one for halloween. And yes, I do have a husband AND a life :)

  • berp willie

    what a dick

  • FailRater

    wow.. what a piece of junk. If you are going to put that much time into making something at least make it on model and mobile. The guy could barely move in it. I'm sure the detail was nice but it all comes down to the good old saying. If the core of your project doesn't work and you just put a lot of time into the look. It's like putting icing in a turd.

    • RandomGuy

      I give the guy mad props for starting and finishing a really nice piece of artwork. What a dick you are. I imagine that it's far better than anything you have done in your pathetic life!

      • Wasntme

        Are you that guy?

        • RandomGuy


  • larry

    that was the shit

  • Notavirgin

    Hmm good effort, poor execution. Looks nice but functions like shit. Time to add hydraulics!

  • Mook

    Ya I agree with all you people. He can do something I can't so he must be retarded…

  • Howsyourmom

    Kill it before it has children. Also the pool it spawned from just to be safe.

  • Frank

    Yeah it may be a nerd thing to do but think about – That dude is going places with that knowledge. Just my two sense. If you don't like, oh well.

  • Liam Kelly

    what a fucking legend. he should feel proud of himself

  • true

    even in fast motion that thing moved slowly.
    they should've used it in the actual movie. the queen alien would have been so dumbstruck by its stupidity she would have keeled over.

  • Peter Bergman

    It did look better on Sigourney Weaver but still a heck of an effort.

  • Florence Majors

    He might be a dork but I do admire him for his innovative loader. In fact, I think he could qualify to be one of the engineers of the Minprovise company.

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