Daily Afternoon Randomness (39 Photos)

  • dillon

    17 looks like she could use a ride

  • randomdreamr

    Bieber = epic fail

  • chrisdg74

    10 – Please, God, please. Tell me he didn't really say that. I may have to personally fly to wherever he is and bitch-slap him. Mr Cobain must be spinning in his grave.

    • Da Cuntstabber

      Mr. Cobain sucked as well

      • chrisdg74

        As of 6am EDT, comment is +40. Your argument is invalid.

  • nathan

    Good job today Chive… ya done good

    • Dragnipur

      Yeah, they only stole 90% from reddit this time. Solid improvement.

      • sloppy

        Think of it as gleaning rather than stealing. You'll feel a lot happier about your life.

  • alice

    If you skipped over #6 (because reading is overrated), it's well worth the lol

    • Big Los

      wtf is a "Moon doggie"?

      • mau5

        Its a bar in San Diego

      • nathan

        I googled it… its either a band, a bar, or a alcoholic beverage… im guessing from all the other things on the list she is refering to the drink. but I could be wrong… (jesus work is really dead if im researching something for someone I dont even know about something I dont really care about… why am I even elaborating on this?) FML

        • Homesteader

          You know what Nathan, there was a reason you elaborated… that reason is for me to laugh. I laughed at your post and now working on Saturday Morning in Homestead doesn't feel so bad….

          Who am I kidding, I hate working on the weekends! FML X 2

      • kh330

        It's a bar in Pacific Beach, San Diego. This note was posted by a friend of a friend on Facebook with this caption "My Buddy found this in a lost purse… Hilarious! (he was trying to find out whose purse it was; what he didnt anticipate was finding the voice of reason narrating it)". Hmmm, wonder why she lost her purse… norcos?

        He was posted it 5 hours ago and it's already made it to Chive, awesome:)

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      By the same reasoning, no one would be reading your comment.

      • Z-Jax

        Well since he is referring to a picture and you are trying to compare to a comment about said picture, no your comment really doesn't make any sense. Thanks for coming out!

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

          A picture with text. Just like our comments are images with text in them. Also, that if reading that picture text were too difficult, why would the same people who didn't read it be reading the comments? Duh.

  • chrisdg74

    38 – Well played, Chive. Well played.
    As with 22.
    LOL'ed too much @ 29.

  • nathan

    …when I thought I couldnt like justin bieber any less. WTF idiot? WTF???

  • dizzy

    Just got here from College Humor. This Chive place is… awesome

    • Paul


      • fishy

        Good luck leaving………..

    • Dave

      Come play with us, Dizzy. Forever, and ever, and ever.

  • nathan

    #6 …two norco 10's with a pint of rum = best night you could have… two norcos with a shot of coke = best work ethic you could ever have…

  • Alp

    #5 O'Doyle rules!

  • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    I LOVE MILLA!! that is all.

    fucking juggalos………have a spot next to Bieber in Hell.

    • chrisdg74

      Well, they DID nail Tila Tequila with rocks and shit(literally) at a concert. Does that get them any points? Nah, didn't think so.

    • nouu

      fuck you bitch.

  • Yeah Boy!

    Friday Chive is the shit

  • skull head

    Someone pleaes explain #15 to me

    • bubblerider86

      oh good, i thought i was the only one……

      • Tucker

        yeahhhhhhhhhh i got nothing

        • Mike

          It is Michael Jackson!!!

          • fishy

            He is still alive in a mini van with a bunch of shit in the passenger seat.

            • butch

              Damnit…I thought it was the Matrix. The highways are suicide.

    • anonymous

      looks like michael jackson driving a minivan

  • Someone

    Who is Justin Bieber ?


    Do you think its blow, Chirs, and whiten teeth in that order?

  • Coydt

    #34 Insane Clown Possum?

    • fishy

      You win

    • No1ass&dicklicker

      LOL thank you sir

    • john v.

      good one!! or I Juggalum? (a little)

  • B.A

    #33 I want some Nutella now 🙂

  • Z-Jax

    HAhahahhaha Sarah Jessica Parker you suck

  • Z-Jax

    WTF is with the constant Nutella postings all the time. I dont know why but I picture the people who eat Nutella as the nerdy blond kids in class that fart all the time. The same kids who pick their pimples and wipe their hands on their socks. You know? Wierd gross kids.

    • radiodial

      Evidently someone has never smeared Nutella all over a pair of boobies and then licked them clean. You and her will never look at a jar of Nutella the same again…

  • http://www.napamamascribe.blogspot.com Mama Scribe

    ❤ you chive! #28 made my day.

  • http://www.facebook.com/tylermars.design Tyler Mars


  • SweetAwesomeness

    #27 – "just taking my pet shark to the vet….no big deal"

  • David

    wow, didnt think a person who owned so many cats would have children…

    • nathan

      also that parent is a dipshit. babies die all the time from being smothered by cats. just on of many reasons I say "FUCK cats"

      • Jen

        does it happen "all the time", nathan? lol. Retard.

  • Jimmy

    that little faggot Bieber isn't even old enough to say Kurt Cobain's name

  • MBS

    #15 is Michael Jackson driving a suburban minivan…

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