Daily Afternoon Randomness (30 Photos)

  • distance

    I could stare at Katy Perry bouncing up and down until tomorrow

    • nathan

      thats no joke..! I have been back to this thread twice now in the last 7 minutes just to see that GIF… katy perry FTMFW

    • Kawz

      I'm anxiously awaiting for her music career to completely bomb like it rightfully should, so she can be all like, "well, fuck, I suppose I have nothing left going for myself, because I'm utterly and completely void of talent, so.. fuck it! Time to show my tits."

      And, then we'll all be like, "those bare Katy Perry tits are terrific!" and two weeks later the world will have forgotten about her existence. And all will be right with the world.

      • its_forge

        Well, I saw that Elmo video and she sure isn't a very good singer, but she does AWESOME pantomime. She should just go into kids' TV and run with that 'cuz that was good stuff.

        • DixonOrmus

          NOOOOOOOOO !!!! unless by "kids' TV", u mean hardcore porn

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      How the hell did she pack them away for the Sesame Street sketch?!

    • therewasshrinkage

      dude, it is tomorrow

    • Why Not?

      only until tomorrow?

  • Pat

    # 28 FTW!!

  • Donald

    Chuck E. Cheese FTMFW!

    • Carlos Spicy Weiner

      The Rock-a-fire Explosion was better.

  • randomdreamr

    Katy Perry's boobs & Elmo FTW

  • Stevo

    #12 – great, why don't you post an actual picture of yourself wearing them then?

  • morse code

    yes, like possibly a shoe

  • pauly

    I think she's hot. I mean, I'd hit it

    • hamster huey

      Theres a big difference between being hot and being fuckable….

    • jorgey

      dude… she looks like my gf, no f*cking joke

  • YouHeardItRight

    Neither, #29. I think you look like a coke-head like Courtney Love.

    • Justin

      Some guys are just idiots ………………FFS

  • gator

    she can tickle my elmo anyday

  • Pancho

    #29, please, you should not be proud of looking like either of them…

  • king

    Chive FTW

  • charlie

    Dear Vanessa,
    I want to be in your new pair of jeans…

    – Charlie

  • http://antfamous.net Affe

    #29, all three of ya are ugly albinos

  • Kawz

    Holy-fuckin'-amazing-sidetitty-on-Anne-Hathaway, that picture of Anne Hathaway's side titty is fuckin' amazing!

  • eldurbo

    Dear Vanessa,
    I now need a new pair of jeans. Thanks!

  • Big E

    i'd pa pa pa poke her face

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=500938468 Jeff Sayatovic

      …with a baseball bat

      • PTesla

        That does not sound like a very good romantic idea, its just bad romance.

        • fugginstayoopid

          get the police on the telephone

  • SweetAwesomeness

    anne hathaway side boob = mega win!!!

  • MarkAssBuster

    Alexae – You dont have to look like someone famous, you look good & everyone can see your confidence.
    If you want advice – Grow your hair longer & Get some color on that ink. Then show us some more skin next chive pic submit 😉 Future sexy Chiver pic…. ???

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=617461769 Kjell King

    #14 Hide your kids. Hide your wife…


    Chive please MOAR of Katy

    • Alp

      i second that!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

    15-you imagine girls with stringy-ass mullets who can't afford pants?
    29- Your tattoos are crooked, and you'd be cute if you stopped dying your hair white to emulate pop stars. You have a pretty face without trying to look like someone else.
    Hermione and Anne FTW
    And I'm mad impressed by 28.

    • Kawz

      And, by dying your hair, bringing yourself to resemble Lady Gaga, no less. Who, I'm convinced, is Marilyn Manson – he's pulled another elaborate prank on all of us, like the time he had those weird boobies, and everyone believed he like, slept in the tears of small children, and enjoyed eating puppies on stage.

      Anne Hathaway isn't for the win, she is THE win. And, I suppose Hermione makes for an excellent runner's up.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        Both of them in a room together. The world would implode.

        • UpOnTheRoof

          HellHath NoFury and a double cheeseburger walk into a room. It didn't end well for the double cheeseburger… good day.

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

            Oh, a fat joke! Next time, make sure I'm not 117 lbs.
            Also, I hate cheeseburgers. I killed it, I didn't eat it.

            • Kawz

              Whoa whoa whoa.. whoa.. wait, so.. does that mean there's a free, dead cheeseburger sitting in a room somewhere, anxiously awaiting for someone to devour it:? Because, if so, I am up to that task. I am up to the task of devouring the absolute fuck out of that cheeseburger.

              But, if it turns out to be a McDonald's, or some other fast food chain's cheeseburger, someone is getting punched right in their stupid, stupid face.

              • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

                Have it. It's a mushroom burger with pepper jack.

                • Kawz

                  Mushrooms? Gross.

                  I'll see your mushroom burger of gross and raise you a Boca burger with pepper jack, if we're sticking to a vegetarian diet, that is.

                  If not, make it a turkey burger with aged sharp cheddar and a mountain of avocado.

            • UpOnTheRoof

              I said good day.

              • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

                I was having one til you showed up. Oooh, I get it! You're the kind who starts a fight and leaves like a pansy ass wimp. I'm following you outside and tapping you on the shoulder, pussy.

          • Why Not?

            HellHath NoFury and a double cheeseburger walk into a room? I'D EAT THEM BOTH!

        • its_forge

          I'm pretty sure Brian and Steffi have met and hung out together on a few occasions. The best pic in the world though is Steffi and Paul Stanley, both in full drag. Nice Jewish boy and a Catholic girl from New York City, la la la.

  • Sadie

    The Chuck E. Cheese band used to scare the shit out of me.

    • bubble_rider86

      me too! plus any food facility that associates itself with giant rats is a bit off….. 😡

      • P-90

        Apparently Euro-Disney in France was nearly shut down because of all the complaints about six-foot mice.

  • isawoj

    #24 You can just barely see Chris Hansen peeking around the corner of the door.

  • huh?

    what was the story with #24? I don't get it?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      Woman in a kitchen.

      • Guz

        Child in a kitchen.

  • CA

    Holy fukin gif. Batman!

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