It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (30 Photos)

  • dead last

    a whole lotta repeats, still good though!

    • devon

      actually, most of these are new.

      • devonsDad

        Actually, most of these are repeats.

        • LaKeesha

          actually u guys are both gay

  • tom

    is that a real photo of megan fox?

    • Dreamy

      Yeah it is.
      Another example of plastic surgery gone bad 😦

      • coocoocuchoo

        fuck sake…how much did she NOT need surgery. 😦

        • HellHath NoFury

          Perfect isn't good enough, apparently.

          • Kramer


      • Ken

        How many people go into the doctor's office and ask, "Can you make me less beautiful?"

        Maybe she is going to try to fill Michael Jackson's shoes.

    • Shay

      Hey she looks even more whoreish then usual. Beware of eye AIDS

  • A Chive


    • king

      first to fail dumbass

    • Summer


  • Marty Mcc

    yeeeeeoooooooooooooo first!! Go on ye boy ya!!!!

    • Summer

      another fail!

  • Marty Mcc

    Ahh fuck, sure I wasnt first at all, and now, now I feel like a total tool

    • McBeastie

      But you wouldn't have felt like a tool if you were successful in your firstie attempt? There lies the problem.

    • BaJezzus

      only now?!?

    • Daemian

      Once a tool, always a tool….. and as is the case with most tools, I'm sure you won't learn from your *First* mistake…

    • Glenn Kipling Farrelly

      It seems we have an Irish man here. From one to another, FAIL.

  • Dave

    #11 made me LOL
    #13 – They do almost all look like, try going to an actual gym.

  • Roscoe

    Gym instructors……mmmmm

  • BigDingo

    It's Monday, I could use some Friday…

  • LAboy

    28..i dont see it, help

    • Kjellupa

      It's tentacles spell out octopus.

    • dave32891

      it spells out octopus with its tentacles

    • Summer

      its little legs are spelling octopus…

    • hypoluxa

      the tentacles spell out . . . O – C – T – . . .

    • Homesteader

      …I was mindfucked by the octopus only having seven tentacles.

    • timmy

      If you were to look at the tentacles of this octopus. Then you would notice the tentacles, spell out octopus. Indeed quite clever.

    • SreyaNotfilc

      Where's it's 8th tenticle?

      • The 8th Tentacle

        Right here! Spelled with an 'a'! How about that?

        • MilnerTSnowman

          Just like Cemetary

    • HellHath NoFury

      I 29'd at 28 for a second, there.

      • ron

        I wanna tit fuck you.

        • ubermensch

          Oooookaaaay. Wow. Howya feel about that HHNF?

          • HellHath NoFury

            I feel as if it could be read two ways *because you know that words always have two meanings, so says Led Zeppelin*
            'I wanted to fuck you': And then he either looked through my pics or started reading my posts.
            'I want to have unconventional sexual relations with you by using your boobs.'
            If I had enough cleavage to make that physically possible, I would still end up biting the end off. No one that forward would even be considered.

            • Da Cuntstabber

              Search and Destroy, Iggy and the Stooges

    • GbD

      The real mindfuck is that it has several hearts, and a dick in the top of it head.

  • king

    #4 hobbits…… i'm thinking more of oompa loompa

    • MigraineBoy

      Looks like a cabbage kid to me…

  • BLAC

    I don't get #28, I don't see anything worth brick shitting

    • MigraineBoy

      One of the tentacles is cut off, I think. Third one from the right. Not worth shitting bricks over…

      • hypoluxa

        double fail . . . awesome.

        • HellHath NoFury

          all the way

          • jackfol

            across the sky

      • Ferr

        those two are working together

    • Summer

      look at the word its little legs are spelling…

      • pixie stix


    • Mr. Octopus

      I was trying to write my name. I know it doesn't look perfect, but I did the best with what I had. I swear I can write 'octopus' much better when I'm actually in water.

  • Kjellupa

    #4 smells like orphan tears, and fear.

  • mattythegooch

    I'm not the smartest peanut in the turd, but what am I shitting bricks for in #28?? Only 7 tentacles?

    • Summer

      look what its tentacle are spelling…

    • nathan

      its tentacles spell octopus… you simply were not looking hard enough… its ok, its monday

  • mullie

    moarr of #13 and will go to a gym.
    anyone can tell who she is ??

    • DixonOrmus

      cassie sumner

  • Mr. Awesomeness

    Who the hell is that gym instructor? Maybe the hottest picture Chive has posted in quite some time.

  • runt

    tentacles spell octopus

  • Dtidew

    I think the tentacles spell something in #28 but I can't tell what it is

  • glen_472


    His little arms spell out 'Octopus"

  • sticksuwp

    #15 is in Green Bay, WI…

  • Tracy

    @Dtidew The tentacles in #28 spell out "octopus".

  • Stevo

    #28 = Retarded

  • gem

    I don't understand megan fox voted sexiest woman alive BUT still had to go and have more plastic surgery. there is no hope.

    • Nicnac

      yes but she won that vote ONLY because she had already had a ton of surgery… so, why stop then?

  • AnyoneForCoffee


    • Scarlet-Wolf Ferrari Night-Rider

      Did you scroll down to post that, and not read if anyone else had commented on number 28?

  • AnyoneForCoffee

    13. I think her name might be Claudia and she's a scuba diving instructor in London…..

    • Kjell King

      "You hear that, Doug? I'm comin' to London!"

      • AVI

        we have beaches.

        so who the fuck wants to see them!

      • Doug

        I hear you.

  • Den

    Badger, badger badger…

    • salporin

      Mushroom mushroom!

      • HellHath NoFury


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