Daily Afternoon Randomness (40 Photos)

Dearest Chivery,

You make life worth living. Thank you for the perfect tush. That is all.

-Still Alive

Whoa whoa whoa.. where the fuck did Anne Hathaway's boobs go?!

That best be one fantastically tight bikini top, or I have lost all hope in humanity.

Also, I believe the single mother from #12 has a retarded window-licking child.

#40 i think her right cheek is bigger than her left cheek

#40 – i think I just B my L!!

#40 Can't say that I'd agree – nice, yes, but the best?…I dunno…

#2 Looks like Weng Weng, the Filipino midget spy. I love that dude!

#40 I'd like to play knick knack paddy whack on that ass

#17- They're all racing to the bakery. Who will win O_o

40 i've seen better tushes on the Chive.

40 has been on this site before with the caption "in highschool we called her superbutt"

#1 rocks

40– You should do a gallery on this girl alone. Kylie Something-or-other… She really does have one of the best butts in the world! I would Caster Troy that girl and eat that peach for hours….

Also, Google the American Apparel Best Butt Contest and check out those winners. You could do a Wed Butt Gallery for a year just with the entries on there.

i'm not too sure why, but i feel disgusted by 27, and want to smash the little fucker in.

First!

#2- I like dat shit
#6- yummy Hayden. Octoberfest!
#11- very cool indeed
# 15- whoa. that is all.
#17- drag race to the bakery?
#19- pink rims?o.0
#23- awesome.
#25- Chuck's the shit.
#33- oops
#36- knees always lose on aphalt
#40- I concur. Needs a good spanking, it does:p

#40 was on a gallery a while back claiming it was someone in their class *skepital rapor look*

#21 … that's by an 11 year old? Our education system is worse than I thought if 11 year olds can only come up with writing that looks like it was done by a toddler…

hayden and anne in the same post?! The Chive makes an Epic Win

so the single mom in #12….what site is she on?

Perfect? HELL NO.

I could post millions of butts I like better.

THE PERFECT TOOSH…..?

See mine,

#7
Stewie's Stroller.

I demand to know who #15 is.
Failure to comply will result in my confiscation of the internet for comprehensive analysis. Spare everyone from this punishment and just tell me.

#27 is it just me or is this incredibly disturbing

So #12 fails at both dating *and* parenting?

That might explain something..