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  • Ukulelemike

    What's America REALLY all about? being free to post comments about America freely, without being tossed into prison for it. Its about being able to have pic# 10 without facing a firing squad. America isn't what it used to be, but its better than any of the alternatives. And we're allowed to be funny, to make fun of things that amuse us, without someone bombing us for it. WE don't kill people who make fun of the Bible.

  • what

    what does 14 have to do with america? thats a fat china baby

  • tazz

    Pull all the US military out of Europe and every other country in the world for that matter. Don't export another pound of grain to another country. Close the borders and self sustain. When the mighty military powerhouse of Tuvalu comes crashing through the borders of Europe you send your 8 rusty tanks and 6 leftover sopwith camels to defend yourself but don't come looking for help from us.
    PS after you read this go put a flower on the graves of the 70,000 to 100,000 American soldiers that are still buried in your countries that died for YOU and kept you from getting your very own tat behind your ear of your very own "special" number.

  • buttnapkin

    What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded.

    • WowThisFuckingGuy

      Dude that' s pretty low. Are you seriously proud of a statement like that?

      She's a dumbass, IMO, but I would not walk around saying spewing such hateful shit. You are obviously an Olberman/Maddow liberal. Grow up.

      • Del

        STFU…Liberal or not, that shit is funny!

        • BigT-ray

          So you enjoy making fun of mentally handicapped people? You sound like a really cool person… fucking douchnozzel!

          • biscuit

            Anyone who can't spell N O Z Z L E deserves to be made fun of. DERP

  • Manny

    YAY thank you Cristopher Columbus for finding this great land of our way back in 1492 and for bringing the almighty syphilis to this land of ours, slaughtering the Native men, impregnating the native woman and enriching us with the Queens English

    • Stevo

      Why would Christopher Columbus have taught the Queen's English?

  • Speedy

    19 = WIN!

  • Kmac

    19 is Sarah Palin's shop'd on another body

  • stafferty

    sad that this is how the world see us, as drunken, fat rednecks who are obsessed weith blowing shit up and making it large, loud and inefficent.

    We are not all inbred cowboys and drunks. Don't judge us based on Nascar fans, and we won't judge Europe as being totally full of cheese eating surrender monkeys or Nazis.

  • dude

    19 is sarah palin's head on sienna wests body.

  • sirforsyth

    Amurrica is the bestest cuntry in the werld.

  • Bill

    Sarah Palin's parents were both teachers. But otherwise, yeah, it is a photoshop

  • Rolis

    #12 will give me nightmares for the rest of my LIFE, just like the clown from I.T., the manboob ginger amish dude………aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • Bryan

    *facepalm* Chive fail.

  • MiPo1977

    Al Gore did not invent the internet for this type of faggotry

  • equalizermax

    #12 – It's one of those damn leprechaun again…

  • Michael Greensburg

    #1 is a tshirt from

  • jerseyslugo

    i dont care that #19 is photoshoped, i still love it

  • top dog

    Who the hell is #19, she look like she has a corn cobb stuck up her ass, and she is ugly as fuck.

  • JustDan

    im British but everyone I know has tomato sauce and I am sure tomato sauce is the most common sauce in Britain so #6 really has no ounce of truth although im sure many brits and other europeans like mayo! Britain is very different from the rest of europe……

  • Beau Young

    The point of this post was to generate outrage and chaos in the comments. It worked. Golfclap to you, Chive. You win this time.

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  • john v.

    #12 has an odd tilt-shift that makes the picture look almost fake. The subject matter is a little questionable, but the image is cool. Or is it just me and I'm starting to sober up?

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  • Hotdog Neck

    Why. Why. WHY DO I LOVE #8 SO MUCH!???!!!

  • tag

    15 looks like some kind of serious weapon.

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