As the Germans would say, VTF! (24 photos)

  • Gor Gor

    Good way to start off WTF Wednesday.

  • Where in the WORLD

    Nothing says "please make sure my brake lights are on and i am at a full stop before flooring it at 75 mph and ramming me as fast as you can" like number 11

    That's what she said replies, go fuck yourselves.

    • Dave

      That's what she… oh wait

    • Lazaro

      I like how you're so tolerant of people with different political opinions.

    • fuck obama

      fuck you, you stupid liberal fuck tard…… fuck obama he can suck the turds out of my ass….

  • HellHath NoFury

    14-Fuck yo couch, nigga!!
    23-Oh, that's where I put them.

    • Jarod

      See the thumbs down? that means not funny.

      • HellHath NoFury

        Let's see your hilariousness, then. Please, have at it.

      • dietroll

        I second that.

    • abalagalargaloo

      i thought it was funny….chappel would be proud!

    • OneClownShoe

      I thought for sure you'd have something to say about #9 🙂

  • Chris

    um… what should "vtf" mean? i am german but i really dont know ^^

    • HellHath NoFury

      Vut you sayink?

      • dietroll

        Thumbs down. Again.

    • Sir Awesome

      ich würde mal sagen, weil im englischen das W nicht wie "we" ausgesprochen wird und dann kommt für die ein "vi" am nähesten dran, oder so ähnlich … wenn du verstehst was ich meine

      • Its-a me, Mario

        This comment can be made more funny, by adding an example. What you did right here is just speak German, now that is funny indeed ;), but let me just say that the German coastguard can explain in this commercial:

        (although they use a different letter…still funny as can be)

        • tag

          Chive obviously never took German, so they messed up their caption (technically speaking).

          • woh

            youre an idiot

  • Where in the WORLD

    Vhat the fuck
    Vhat in the vorld
    fucking germans

  • Chris

    17……that's my area code!

    • HellHath NoFury

      I would hate to be the guy driving the goat semen truck to the bar. 'So yeah, I jack-off goats'.

      • dietroll

        Another negative. You never learn, woman.

  • Jack Mehoff

    A note on 23. The only better way to see stinky naked hippies hanging from trees is from ropes.

    • bob in accounting

      Is that supposed to be a black racist joke?

      • Fishy

        No it's a white hippie joke dumb ass.

      • George Danger Cruz

        Theres always one dumbass with a "omg you racist". jokes have no borders dude. and thats far from black.

      • dietroll

        I think in bob's accounting, hippies = blacks. What a dumbass.

  • Tim Grubbert

    Wir würden natürlich verwundert fragen – "Was zum Fick?"… also eher "WZF". Aber ganz ehrlich… nein. "Was zum Henker!" oder so. "Oder was zum Geier?". Wir nehmen aber einfach eure Abkürzungen. Wir nehmen ja auch eure Pornos.

    • thetech2


  • johndory

    #20 is awesome

  • Sizzle

    #11 – dude must've just moved to FL from Central Pennsylvania…that's pretty much what everyone's car looks like out there.

    • Coal Region Gal

      Hey watch it pal, most of the Trucks in Central PA have gun racks and lift kits. Oh and don't forget those awesome plastic "balls" you can hang from your tow kit to look really cool. And by the way, the only God we pray to is the God of Keg, ruler of Brews. If you don't have at least three camoflauge baseball hats they'll throw you out. And when you go somewhere you have to say "up da" as in "I'm going up da hosey fer a couple two tree beers." Ahh lovely PA.

  • metalcool36

    #21 Now that looks like a badass party!

    • Jen


      • Fishy

        What is going on anybody know?

        • metalcool36

          Its a boat party, thats what is going on!

  • MiPo1977

    17, come on now

  • stafferty

    I seriously curious why people put bumper stickers on their car. They don't influence anyone's ideas or change my mind about who I plan to vote for. I don't see a guy in a 1995 Toyota Camry and think "Wow, he must really know what he's talking about"

  • womebn

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  • Pogo sticky

    #5 couldn't be any creepier

  • Stevo

    16, if it isn't already illegal, it should be 😦 (assuming it's not a fake)

  • SomethingClever

    My god, 17 will make anyone feel better about their job. I don't care how "mega" the bucks are, every time that guy gives a goat a h-job he wishes he would have gone to college. Unless, he did go to college for it, which, in that case, makes me shudder a bit because beating off goats was his goal…

    • Justin Hall

      Meh, I dunno. I feel like services like that must be really, really important for farmers looking to cultivate their best stock. I mean, if you think about it, if a company like " MEGA-BUCKS SEMEN SERVICE" is formed, you know there's gotta be a shit-ton of demand for it.

      I wouldn't be surprised if that goat-pimping company made 7 or 8 figures a year.

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  • cdnalor

    #15 – The Mummy's Revenge!

  • Ken

    Little help on #s 6,7 & 8? And couldn't they mind a model who's nostrils are at least approximately the same size?

  • Skedaddle to Seattle

    Holy crap! #21- where is that? I bet there are no girls there.

  • femtrooper

    People Tree! I always new people grew on trees. What the teachers told me just sounded so gross and weird…

  • Dubya

    I'm pretty sure #5 is the scariest shit I've ever seen.
    #23 they DO grow on trees!!

  • equalizermax

    Last picture, perfect to hide those dead bodies! They won't find it…

  • Dubya

    #14 Well there's your problem.

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