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Daily Afternoon Randomness (38 Photos)

September 29, 2010 | In: Random

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Mclovin' it

surprisingly, the little girl is the onlyone with the correct look to rep that team name
dennis

38, totally agree with you, man. that's the kind of girl that's still seeing her ex while she's dating you. After she leaves you for him, you might want to check to see if you have any valuables left in your house.

toby

also, check your credit card statement. she probably used that to fund…

Mark D.

her boob job
flagrantfoul

her abortion
Kawz

Her retarded anarchy hip tattoo.

Wing Zero

And you probably want to get tested for STD's.

Yourfreakindaddy

Again!

stafferty

the garden hose in her living room…wait a minute

Kawz

Very suspicious.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

Her dealer's condoms.

abalagalargaloo

your on a fail streak comment wise….

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

If it weren't me, there would have been 456745670 ups.

Markmellow

No.

BigDingo

her boyfriend's bail
randasaur

her eyeliner, cheap hair dye, and meth habbits
Rindustry

Her spray tan. Oh, wait….

Horatio

You seem to have some serious paranoia issues…. I'm just saying
mister mister

her duckface lip implants
mrovito604@yahoo.com

Consider it the cost of doing business. And by business I mean banging her until she passes out, then rolling her body up in a carpet and tossing it off of a bridge.
scv

still hot

tom

nope
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

Funny, since 'hot' is slang for 'over-used prostitute'. Srs.

Ralk

Haters gonna hate….

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

C-c-c-combo breakers gonna break.

zombie

that wasn't a c-c-c-combo break.
fail.
Bob Loblaw

why do you catch so much shit on here? Baters Bating?

Ehh

That's why you should just pay her in cash and once you're done, tell her to GTFO!
http://www.facebook.com/jmcarlyle Jim Carlyle

Well, she IS sorta hot… But more of a "use extra-thick condoms and give her a fake number" hot than a "keep her around and get to know how fucked up she is" hot.

Huh

Wow… Why? Whats so wrong with that girl that I can't see. It seems normal to me and I'll do her gladly.

vince

She'd look better with a certain body part in her mouth, you'd have to admit…
dece

apparently we're not just commenting on her physical appearance but the assumptions that come with this picture.
she looks like bad news, yes. but if it was a situation where her STD-free papers were in good order and i was anonymous, i most certainly would.
Rich

stick it in and move it around a 'lil bit

Dirtball

#2 – Wll played Keanu,

Dirtball

I meant well played. Damn spellcheck.
http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

nice, didn't even see that
http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau Young

YEAH!
non

i didn't even notice him. i was too busy looking at the cheerleader. I must be straight.
ndebt4kids

You noticed Keanu instead of the cheerleader Dirtball? HMMMMMMM
LOLWUT

Good eye. Didn't even see Keanu!

Kawz

Oh, meth, you make funny things hilarious.

And, attractive or not, does she have hepatitis C? Yes. Does that further disappoint the Asian dude from the captions post? Definitely.
jake

with the lights off, yes….

Seth

You my sir are gay

stafferty

I didn't have any plans before, but after seeing #28, I know what I want to do this weekend. I'm going to the zoo, I'm starting the Superhero Ostrich Calvary.

I call Leo from Ninja Turtles

Rindustry

Raph!
its_forge

Cavalry. Calvary was where Jesus made the Sermon on the Mount. = )
bubblerider86

sorry, but….Raphael is the greatest!!

P-90

Nah, Mikey was legen (Wait for it) dary.

ron

#38….. helluva body, but face? Not so much. Maybe it's that semi duck-face thing she has going on, I dunno.

northerner

Nice figure, nice hair, really stupid expression…
titties

It probably means you like dudes. Chive On!
F.S.M.

She looks like my favorite stripper from Norman Oklahoma named Brittney B. So yes, in a crazy beat your ass kinda way she is super hot.

Brah

No.
chrisdg74

Wu-Tang clan ain't nothin' to fuck with.
WilliamBrollace

#38=UGLY
http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau Young

She may overdo it with the makeup. Good body and I like the tats though.
http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau Young

So organic milk with a completely processed and opposite-of-organic cake. Hrm.

its_forge

Carvel use all natural ingredients.

coocoocuchoo

wtf does 'Natural' mean? cyanide is 'natural'…

ttmab7

You're over-thinking this, man.

Sorean

Did no one notice the photoshoped Keanu in @2 lol.

its_forge

Noop, there's thighs in that picture foo'.
Guz

Good spot.
no1mini

Thanks to you, hundreds of people just scrolled up the page again.

good find by the way !

http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau Young

I sat at #19 for a few minutes thinking. I can't pick two. I just can't. I have to have all three.

Mclovin' it

my sentiments, exactly. i hung my head in shame of the truth though.

http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau Young

Nothing to hang your head about if you've already got all 3 like I do

ttmab7

Somehow I doubt you even have one…

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

He has me.

Guz

I decided to go without the intelligence on account of all the oblivious fun I'd have with the other two.

http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

#38 beauty is a light switch away
Ballzonya

Anyone else think that #8 looks really gross?
chrisdg74

Wait, Giada cooks? Seriously, those things were HUUUUUGE right after she had a baby a while back. (yeah, I watched the show, too)
Man, I'm craving milk all of a sudden.
Sarah

38, shes a butterface. everything but her face is hot

p.s. she has a duckface as well.

p.s.s. the bitch is has bad extentions.

Eeik5150

p.s.s.s You is has bad grammar.

Piggy

This post only went up to #11, everything else doesnt exist.
chrisdg74

36 – Om nom nom – Been doing that for years.
http://www.facebook.com/greguire Gregory Nelson Courtney

#38 i think she's attractive, but i can't help but wondering if "she" is actually "you" haha.
#31, they already tried it on mythbusters. you'd have to use a manget so powerful that you would have to be at least 200 feet away from any metal objects… yeaahhh..

and spiderman is riding and ostrich. your argument is invalid.

Guest

#31… Not to mention that it only works with FERROUS metals (Mythbusters used STEEL and stressed it..) Almost all BULLETS (not shot) are made of just lead or copper jacketed lead…
Viper

I was going to say someone should send 31 to mythbusters.. guess i haven't seen that one yet, haha. And i agree on 38 too, she's pretty hot.
tom

besides bullets are lead

Reymont

#38 is beautiful.
Rich

#1 I live in St Joe, and work right next to where they dropped that water tower, I watched from about a half a block away and despite my hopes it wasn't that epic.
fasterthanu

#36 Is an instant heart attack but my God, its beautiful.
joeoby

#38, I'd slam her like a screen door.

guest

You must be in the Navy.

guest2

dude I was so hoping for an epic reply to this…

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