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September 29, 2010 |
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surprisingly, the little girl is the onlyone with the correct look to rep that team name
38, totally agree with you, man. that's the kind of girl that's still seeing her ex while she's dating you. After she leaves you for him, you might want to check to see if you have any valuables left in your house.
also, check your credit card statement. she probably used that to fund…
her boob job
Her retarded anarchy hip tattoo.
And you probably want to get tested for STD's.
the garden hose in her living room…wait a minute
Her dealer's condoms.
your on a fail streak comment wise….
If it weren't me, there would have been 456745670 ups.
her boyfriend's bail
her eyeliner, cheap hair dye, and meth habbits
Her spray tan. Oh, wait….
You seem to have some serious paranoia issues…. I'm just saying
her duckface lip implants
Consider it the cost of doing business. And by business I mean banging her until she passes out, then rolling her body up in a carpet and tossing it off of a bridge.
Funny, since 'hot' is slang for 'over-used prostitute'. Srs.
Haters gonna hate….
C-c-c-combo breakers gonna break.
that wasn't a c-c-c-combo break.
why do you catch so much shit on here? Baters Bating?
That's why you should just pay her in cash and once you're done, tell her to GTFO!
Well, she IS sorta hot… But more of a "use extra-thick condoms and give her a fake number" hot than a "keep her around and get to know how fucked up she is" hot.
Wow… Why? Whats so wrong with that girl that I can't see. It seems normal to me and I'll do her gladly.
She'd look better with a certain body part in her mouth, you'd have to admit…
apparently we're not just commenting on her physical appearance but the assumptions that come with this picture.
she looks like bad news, yes. but if it was a situation where her STD-free papers were in good order and i was anonymous, i most certainly would.
stick it in and move it around a 'lil bit
#2 – Wll played Keanu,
I meant well played. Damn spellcheck.
nice, didn't even see that
i didn't even notice him. i was too busy looking at the cheerleader. I must be straight.
You noticed Keanu instead of the cheerleader Dirtball? HMMMMMMM
Good eye. Didn't even see Keanu!
Oh, meth, you make funny things hilarious.
And, attractive or not, does she have hepatitis C? Yes. Does that further disappoint the Asian dude from the captions post? Definitely.
with the lights off, yes….
You my sir are gay
I didn't have any plans before, but after seeing #28, I know what I want to do this weekend. I'm going to the zoo, I'm starting the Superhero Ostrich Calvary.
I call Leo from Ninja Turtles
Cavalry. Calvary was where Jesus made the Sermon on the Mount. = )
sorry, but….Raphael is the greatest!!
Nah, Mikey was legen (Wait for it) dary.
#38….. helluva body, but face? Not so much. Maybe it's that semi duck-face thing she has going on, I dunno.
Nice figure, nice hair, really stupid expression…
It probably means you like dudes. Chive On!
She looks like my favorite stripper from Norman Oklahoma named Brittney B. So yes, in a crazy beat your ass kinda way she is super hot.
Wu-Tang clan ain't nothin' to fuck with.
She may overdo it with the makeup. Good body and I like the tats though.
So organic milk with a completely processed and opposite-of-organic cake. Hrm.
Carvel use all natural ingredients.
wtf does 'Natural' mean? cyanide is 'natural'…
You're over-thinking this, man.
Did no one notice the photoshoped Keanu in @2 lol.
Noop, there's thighs in that picture foo'.
Thanks to you, hundreds of people just scrolled up the page again.
good find by the way !
I sat at #19 for a few minutes thinking. I can't pick two. I just can't. I have to have all three.
my sentiments, exactly. i hung my head in shame of the truth though.
Nothing to hang your head about if you've already got all 3 like I do
Somehow I doubt you even have one…
He has me.
I decided to go without the intelligence on account of all the oblivious fun I'd have with the other two.
#38 beauty is a light switch away
Anyone else think that #8 looks really gross?
Wait, Giada cooks? Seriously, those things were HUUUUUGE right after she had a baby a while back. (yeah, I watched the show, too)
Man, I'm craving milk all of a sudden.
38, shes a butterface. everything but her face is hot
p.s. she has a duckface as well.
p.s.s. the bitch is has bad extentions.
p.s.s.s You is has bad grammar.
This post only went up to #11, everything else doesnt exist.
36 – Om nom nom – Been doing that for years.
#38 i think she's attractive, but i can't help but wondering if "she" is actually "you" haha.
#31, they already tried it on mythbusters. you'd have to use a manget so powerful that you would have to be at least 200 feet away from any metal objects… yeaahhh..
and spiderman is riding and ostrich. your argument is invalid.
#31… Not to mention that it only works with FERROUS metals (Mythbusters used STEEL and stressed it..) Almost all BULLETS (not shot) are made of just lead or copper jacketed lead…
I was going to say someone should send 31 to mythbusters.. guess i haven't seen that one yet, haha. And i agree on 38 too, she's pretty hot.
besides bullets are lead
#38 is beautiful.
#1 I live in St Joe, and work right next to where they dropped that water tower, I watched from about a half a block away and despite my hopes it wasn't that epic.
#36 Is an instant heart attack but my God, its beautiful.
#38, I'd slam her like a screen door.
You must be in the Navy.
dude I was so hoping for an epic reply to this…
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