What if celebrities used their real names? (7 Photos)

Source: Huffington Post

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  • Jim

    FIRST of all, I found this not humoring……

    • workin_donkey

      You mom, on the other hand, is all KINDS of funny! 😀

  • MarkAssBuster

    Second of all, ditto.

  • guest

    i would like to third the previous 2 comments

    • Gordon of Hesselink

      i think those three comments where made by the same dude

  • Speedy

    Ha… Leibowitz.

  • bob in accounting

    Very well done at wasting my time chive. you went from a great morning randomness to a stupid piece of shit like this.

    • SaM

      Ur stupid, and don't comment ever again…….fucker

    • Steve in Bob's face

      Ha Ha, get back to your balance sheet Bob, those exciting accounts won't do themselves.

  • BigDingo

    don't care

  • tommybhoy

    William Drayton Jr….now that's pure gansta!

  • GonzoHST

    What if annoying popup ads didn't block half the page?

    • Harry Wyckoff

      What if you used a browser from this decade – then you wouldn't see them!

  • HaaaaaaaaKeed

    Wow, usually I'm the one pissed off about lame posts, but this one actually didn't annoy me all that much.

  • fasterthanu

    Why they all hide their Jew names?

    • intolerant

      cuz jews is the devil

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        Just because my name is Hell doesn't mean I'm the devil.

    • HLK

      Except Whoopi Goldberg, who got one for some reason. Can't blame Mapother using just his middle name though…

  • Joeyk

    Hell I thought it was interesting..tough crowd

    • http://antfamous.net Affe

      Agreed, it was interesting. Not hilarious like the invisible cat photos, but interesting nonetheless.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=500938468 Jeff Sayatovic

    Needs more boobs, cats, captions, and/or demotivating.

  • iWroteThis

    hahaha holy hell it was only 7 pics. how very strapped is ur time that u wasted it here? i mean u are surfing the net anyhow so im thinking that the time it took to browse this gallery wasnt gonna be a matter of life or death so why complain about wasting ur time. the irony is that u actually took the time to comment on what a waste it was

  • Gutterville

    suprise suprise all jewish names

    • camislegend

      beat me to it

  • equalizermax

    Thomas Mathoper IV – what a stinky name… glad they change it.

  • SomethingClever

    I guess it's a Jewish showbiz tradition at this point, I'm sure anti-semitism isn't what it once was. I'm not saying it isn't still around, I'm just saying the average person doesn't think "Jew" when they hear "I'm on a Boat".

  • http://www.facebook.com/greguire Gregory Nelson Courtney

    is Hollywood really that unaccepting of Jewish names? or are they just all taken?

  • bob in accounting

    Jon Stewart is his legal surname as he changed it along with his wife a few years back. So he does use his real name.

  • MiPo

    Im listening to Calvin Broadus as we speak!!!!

  • John

    Its not so much of the unaccepting of the jewish names. It's just if everyone in media used their actual names you'd see just how many jews there are in media. It just doesn't look diverse enough.

  • SweetAwesomeness

    Bob Dylan is also really Bob Zimmerman

    • shanna_SA

      gotta admit thats a pretty catchy surname 🙂

  • walter

    damn jews! hitler forgot a few

    • sander

      he should have put you in a concentration camp, f*ckhead

  • gaylord

    Jonah Feldstein is kinda awesome for Jonah Hill. He should switch back.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/MorganRayMorris Morgan Morris

    Hate to say it, but, why are Jews so embarrassed, wtf?! Also where did she get Whoopi?

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