The best part of wakin’ up is randomness in your cup (27 Photos)

  • pingpong

    best part of waking up is being first

    • Dad

      No I believe the best part is the sex with your mother

      • son

        Go home dad, your drunk.

        • Del


    • bad pants

      And she don't like it when the mannaise is low.

      • Christos

        Yeah then she has to leave the kitchen to get more, and only god knows what kind of catastrophe that would cause.

    • HellHath NoFury

      ..for some people.

      • Amiri

        Yes, but those people should be in the kitchen, making me a goddamn sandwich!

  • Huh

    The Vodka thingy is great 🙂

  • Random Crazy Person

    It figures the japanese would have a grocery store aisle for vegetables shaped like dildos.

    • My Name

      If you are referring to #13, then 干菜类 is Chinese. The first character should be translated as "dried", but it also has the slang meaning "fuck".

      • carmella

        You are such a nerd

        • No1Ass&DickLicker

          Maybe he's chinese? Are you chinese My Name? I need to sort that out.

  • chubby

    #16 😀

  • Its-a me, Mario

    also… where would the comma be for it to make sense again? I can't see it making sense with 3 comma's.

    But I think we shouldn't worry to much. He's in the hospitel n wat not, its all good

    • Not Again

      All around a bad sentence, but the commas would help…
      at the hospital n my grandpa is stiil sick, n i have to watch him, fuckin a, man, tonite is gonna suck.
      Grandpa would probably be better off in a coma, than being watched by that retard

    • coocoocuchoo

      he was supposed to say 'fuckin a,' which is a gay way of sayin 'fuck sake' or 'fuckin hell' in American English

  • MiPo

    10, Blowout specials!!! You're Shitting me. Well at least you will be!!

  • vince

    Maybe #4 is a robot like the move A.I., and that is his earphone port….

  • j12goose

    #25 should be posted in all resturants.

  • SomethingClever

    Anyone else notice that the book, "Meet Daddy's New Wife, Robert" is a collaborative work by Dyke and Fudgepacker?

    • DaddyD

      Have they written anything else?

      • Randy

        Tons, do a quick Google search for their names to find more of their publications.

    • Rhino

      Actually, most of the books have funny authors.

  • Keithp420

    #1. Lucky kid, I didn’t see my first upskirt until I found that website last week.

  • wanderingsmartass

    #6 haters gonna hate

  • chrisdg74

    22 – For some reason that doesn't work as well when you get older.

  • chrisdg74

    Blowout Special – looks like someone just dumped a bunch in that basket.

  • mgd

    unfortunately number 2 can be found at fort lauderdale beach

  • Joey Mitchell

    27 is just complete win.

  • fasterthanu

    #6 Chuck Norris

    • king

      or maybe Bill Murray?!?!

  • CaptainInsano

    I guess only afternoon randomness has the hot girl at the end? Shame.

  • @MilesDean

    anybody know the story behind #6?

    • Will

      It was a traffic jam, I think in Japan, that lasted for over a week. Literally. Cars stuck in fucking traffic for days.

    • Randy

      Chuck Norris.

      • king

        Bill Murray

  • Danny P

    #8 – the bubble thing is played out. Please stop.

    • Will

      I thought the exact same thing when I saw that picture thread. But, the last one saved it. I fell out laughing when I saw her face was "bubbled out"

      But, you're right. It's gotten really old. They get that last free one, because of the funny ending. But, from here on out. It's gotta end.

    • Randy

      I'd rather see real nudity bubbled out, than fake nudity bubbled out. Wait. What?

  • Beltes

    So this means 'Hukt on fonix' doesn't work?

    Shock, that…

    • MiPo

      It worked for Brian Regan

  • BigDingo

    the best part of waking up is being one day closer to friday

    • HellHath NoFury

      And more Sexy Chivettes!

  • Mclovin' it

    what exactly is the story behind #6?

    what a coincidence on #9. i was in traffic behind my coworker on the way to work and he starts chuckin banana peels at me like donkey kong. i started throwing red ping pong balls back.

    • Mister X

      #9 : you can see all videos by this guy on his website

    • Its-a me, Mario

      the weird thing in this story is not that your colleague has banana peels at the ready in his car.

  • Kjellupa

    #5 It looks like Michael J Fox found a new job…

    • Del

      Oh no u di'int!!

  • MiPo

    The best part of waking up is… ya know, avoiding that whole "dead" thing

  • nncc

    Number 9 ist – simply perfect 🙂

    greetings from germany

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