Who is your free pass? Send us the one person your bf/gf would let you sleep with right now! (4 Photos n’ Counting)

Ok Chivers, you're bored at work so let's have some fun here. In a relationship, most people talk about that one free fantasy sex pass, it's usually a celebrity but it could be anybody. We want to know who your free pass is, Chivers and Chivettes. Just send us the photo (feel free to include captions) using our handy-dandy upload page or thechivesubmit [at] gmail [dot] com. Bob and I are standing by and will post your photos as soon as they come in. Get moving, Chivers! Do it for your county!

Chive On,

John n' Bob

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  • whickity whack

    FYI- I’m Jennifer Anistons free pass

  • Cog

    Don't you mean Katie Perry? Or better yet, both. It would be like sex with twins, without them getting second thoughts about it since they aren't really related!

    • MiPo

      Zoey has not been "Branded"

      • gudspelur

        And that's three people who can't spell her name right.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

          Katy and Zooey. How the heck do you not get the name o your object of infatuation correct?

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

            Or the word, 'of', for that matter. /facepalm

          • Kyle

            O hey, thanks for spelling her name right.

            Seriously…

  • http://www.facebook.com/chuddleston Christopher Huddleston

    hahha! Flo?!

    • bruce

      i would take sloppy seconds on flo

      • bloody good

        While she's on her flo.

    • tyquan

      LOL!

    • ROK

      flo is hot IRL if you google you will see. they go through a lot of work to make her look like that.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        She was on the Fred movie. Oh, yes.

        • HeartUnderTheRose

          And you watched that why? 😛 Personally, every time that bitch's commercials come on, I have to turn the channel out of risk of throwing the TV out the window.

          • MiPo

            "and we're walking"

          • TeK

            I can't stand her either. i bitched about her at the bar a few days ago and ppl were looking at me like who?

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

            I have a ten yr old. This is my excuse.

      • Kawz

        What, they go through a lot of work to give her jowls and make her voice sound frighteningly close to that sound Jim Carrey makes in Dumb and Dumber? Oh ok.

    • http://www.facebook.com/greguire Gregory Nelson Courtney

      fo sho!

    • Kawz

      I would punch Flo right in her stupid, yellow, lipstick-stained teeth.

  • brav0zulu

    Wasting a free pass on fictional Jessica Rabbit, or is the pass redeemable on plush toys and look-a-likes?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000856050565 George Danger Cruz

      Well seeing as the pass is just a fun way of keeping a relationship awesome, it really doesnt matter who you pick. it'll never happen. so no such thing as a wasted pass.
      I've got megan fox though. from the 1st transformer. anything after that was meh for me.

  • chrisdg74

    It changes about once a week. This week it's Sofia Vergara. #4 is all the reason you need.

    • MiPo

      Sofia is in my rotating pass group…it typically remains the same just gets juggled around

  • CaptainInsano

    Marissa Miller – would u actually ask for permission tho?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=600655589 Andrew Ryan

    Kate Beckinsale So HOT + english accent

    • lolwut

      english accent? Are you a manwoman who chose two male names to trick us?

  • MiPo

    My free pass was already here by the time i looked at this…Ahh Sofia…Scream in Spanish baby…Let's be honest here…If Hayley from Paramore is your free pass you're relationship probably isn't gonna make it

    • chrisdg74

      And we've already seen the bewbs on teh interwebs.

      • MiPo

        Nothing against Hayley!! Any chic that can rock out is awesome in my book but the Kool-Aid hair and riot girl crap is kind of a turn off…Still do-able, but not worth cashing in the pass

  • http://twitter.com/Mattchaby @Mattchaby

    Did I just see a picture of Edward Cullen? Fail…

    • Jon

      My wife gets him, I get Christina Aguilera. Win for me.

      • David

        Epix Fail on both counts…. errrrr Christina Aguilera, I think I might be sich<—— and I know I spelled it wrong

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      *herf*

    • kikiklass

      Maybe whoever posted that has a VD. In that case I hope she/he gets their wish.

  • Yeah Boy!

    waiting patiently for my yvonne pic.

  • Gordon of Hesselink

    Dude whoever sent robert pattinson (………)

  • HOOOOOOOkid.

    Your mom. I don't have a picture of her…. yet.

    • MiPo

      Want some??

      • hoooooooKID

        Judging by your photo, your mom must be #31… no thanks.

    • HoKiiiiiiid

      Holy shit my pic actually made it at #46. Stay classy, The Chive!

  • http://alf.com Alf

    My hand is my only pass

  • SweetAwesomeness

    Eva Mendes….done and done!!!

    • Jen

      im a straight chick but she is fucking amazing.

  • David

    I'm shocked no one has posted Jessica Alba

    • gaping whore

      25, bromosexual

      • No1Ass&DickLicker

        Bromosexual

        That sir, is serious lol.

  • denise

    wait, so the guy who own's the chive plays Kevin on True Blood??

    • Lauren

      Yep, my favorite show and my favorite blog ❤

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      YES! Hottie McHotterson is his name.

  • MiPo

    OOh, I also have a lifetime pass for Alyssa Milano!!! Pics coming in 3, 2, 1

    • viking

      that is one hell of a pass

  • chase

    OMG…Who is the Hottie in pic #17.? I must know

    • top dog

      Her name is "TottyTooHotty" , and she burns.

    • gavburger

      Rosie Jones – English (teenage) glamour model…

  • Jon

    Wow. Velvet Sky #33. Now if only they'd sent in a picture of her from the back.

    • Jen

      who is she?

      • Jon

        She's a wrestler from TNA Wrestling

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=500938468 Jeff Sayatovic

          Look up TNA Wrestling, The Beautiful People. Any of them.

          also, Awesome Kong.

  • equalizermax

    Zoey or Katy…. mmmm… which one I should pick?

  • Jon

    No Scarlett Johannson? Can I get a second free pass?

    • jonnyknuts

      I post her… they didnt throw it up

  • Bud Ugly

    My free passes — yes, I was given two — were both already on this list.

    Jessica Alba and Kate Beckinsale have been my two free passes for most of this decade.

    I'll probably insist on changing both in a few years though. They're getting kind of boring 🙂

  • BunkerPunk

    #35 – Shannyn Sossamon, no way possible to have "boring" sex with her. Half these other women would be a coin flip on if they can actually fuck or you are gonna get star-fished.

  • 76United

    My gf fantasizes about all kinds of hot celebrity men. I just wanna bang the cute cashier at the local grocery store.

    • H^S

      You might be dating the wrong chick if…

  • Yeah Boy!

    #37 Minka Kelly. Yessir!

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