Who is your free pass? Send us the one person your bf/gf would let you sleep with right now! (4 Photos n’ Counting)

Ok Chivers, you're bored at work so let's have some fun here. In a relationship, most people talk about that one free fantasy sex pass, it's usually a celebrity but it could be anybody. We want to know who your free pass is, Chivers and Chivettes. Just send us the photo (feel free to include captions) using our handy-dandy upload page or thechivesubmit [at] gmail [dot] com. Bob and I are standing by and will post your photos as soon as they come in. Get moving, Chivers! Do it for your county!

Chive On,

John n' Bob

  • richard cranium

    for the sake of conversation my wife and I have a list of ten free passes the only constant on my list has been Allyssa Milano, hers was Sean Connery(phone sex)

    • its_forge

      Ookeaa, ah'm pullin' uff yerr pantiesh with ma teeth

  • FP33

    My girlfriend is all I need, you can keep stinkin' pass! Hey you, you over there, here take my free pass Bro! Enjoy…

  • Matt

    You know what, it's all well and good to have all of those up there, but this list is invalid without Olga Kurylenko. Just sayin.

  • http://twitter.com/100window @100window

    Zooey deschanell is a clever one, because if you met Katy Perry you could tell your girlfriend you mistook her for Zooey… that's tactical choosing 😉

    • its_forge

      You'd sorta have to be blind or stupid since Katy's a size nine with a bouncy C cup bosom and Zooey's about a size zero and barely a B cup.

  • tiger woulds

    Take it from me the is no free pass! Eva Mendes is smokin hot and very much fapable.

  • kikiklass

    Jude Law FTW for the chickies anyway, although if any of you dudes want in I'm ok with that too, Mmmmmmmmmm MFM FTW too.

  • szak5

    #56 Yana Gupta, MINE!

  • i'vbeenupsince03:00

    Shit like this makes me sad that i'm in the army …in the south all the chicks here are busted and the only one's even kinda worth f&^*ing are married or ran through plz hot chicks move to fort bragg. The army needs you

  • cdnbacon2001

    amanda tapping, dear god she is so hot http://www.carreck.com/wallpaper/Amanda_Tapping/f

    • its_forge

      Oh hell fricking yes to the hell to the yes. And woot, a grownup, so I don't have to feel like a dirty grampa.

  • Lanyard

    who are the girls in #74 and #75? the look so familiar and it's driving me crazy that i can't remember.

    • Kyle

      #74: Samaire Armstrong
      #75: Emma Stone

  • what

    wow someone would use their free pass on jen sterger? must be a gay dude

  • Spivias

    My dream free pass: elisha cuthbert & julianne hough
    My reality free pass: pig…..

  • jwallace

    Taylor Swift FTW !!!! but what aabout anne hathaway?

  • tag

    There is better….Courtney Black – Check it:

  • steve

    Why would you pick zoey? katy perry is zoey with huge boobs

    • its_forge

      Zooey's cool, not a dingbat, has acting ability and can sing like a dang nightingale.

  • mpire

    Ok. Who's the plague rat?

  • Dirky

    I'm too lazy to go find a picture, but I'd do things to Sophia Bush that havn't been invented yet…

  • http://www.facebook.com/lalo.spain Lalo Teijeiro

    waiting for my pass to upload, surprised i didn't see Susan Coffey up there…

  • Anaughtybear

    I think you're confused. #6 is a dude and #30 is a chick.

  • Nasty21

    #34 is Leah Dizon

  • http://twitter.com/brendonfx @brendonfx

    LOL at the doughnutt, longest thread ever but I'd say Kate Beckinsale ftw 😀

  • markbrev

    Alyssa Milano was mine for years. Until the wife decided we were going to have the name Alyssa for our daughter.

  • DaddyD

    All pretty hot, but I will wait for HHNF to say yes.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      Please, with bated breath.

    • http://twitter.com/transitshawn @transitshawn

      🙂 nice one

  • David

    Sophie Turner all the way. Love that booty.

  • abtr

    #34 Leah Dizon BTW

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