Happy Friday, Chivers, care for some breakfast? (16 Photos)

  • http://www.facebook.com/Nels0nCosta Nelson Costa

    Breakfast for real men

    • fuzzybeard2016

      Consult with cardiologist & angioplasty not included. 🙂

    • http://www.facebook.com/hojoon.choi HoJoon Choi

      who die a real man's fat ass death.

  • Sarah

    LOL – maybe they should experiment further by making a bacon lasagne! (swap the pasta for bacon)
    Heart attack / colesterol issue on its way though! eek

    • Jackie Treehorn

      Bacon lasagna achieved!!! Too lo- tech to even caption and post pictures but its a simple swap and it works. Just treat yourself to a nice slab bacon, have them thin slice it, brown it, and sub for pasta. It is glorious. If you cook the bacon between two sheet pans it doesn't curl up as much so it is easier to lay down. Pair with shiraz blend if you are fancy or Miller High Life if you are me.

  • Where in the WORLD

    Go fuck a goat, you really should die horribly for thinking this up

    • baconbaconduckbacon

      stop replying with such negative things you stupid vegetarain….

      • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau Young

        I don't think a true vegetarian would want someone to inflict harm upon a poor defenseless animal like a goat.

        • FLHomesteader

          …How do you know the goat doesn't like it?

      • Where in the WORLD

        mom i told you to stay off of the chive

    • http://www.facebook.com/JustinVincentHall Justin Hall

      You must be the dude that hates corn.

  • chrisdg74

    I think I just had an orgasm looking at that.
    So bad for you. But it tastes so good.

  • googboog


    • Dakota

      fuck yeah

      • Yo Mamma

        Dakota for daily afternoon randomness!!!!!

      • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau Young

        Here we come to serve the motherfuckin' food yeah!

        (had to at least finish the verse to the song)

  • blake honda

    i think i just gained 10 pounds by just looking at this. my heart literally dropped and both my eyes and mouth opened wide. fuck, not even an ironman marathon can make you shed all of the cholesterol that you've ingested if you ate all of this. I have to try this for myself…^.^

  • Poop_Stain

    Pic #1 shows how fat he is.

    • http://www.twitter.com/justin_speedo facebook

      lol. yup – he's a fatty.

      trying a little too hard IMO, calling a guy a 'faggot' because he leaves out the corn.. really? o_O

      • Randy

        yeah who cares. this looks like a single serving anyway.

  • Bigus Dikus

    Ha ha! Americans are fat, (and slow). Also, they eat pigs!

    • Obadiaha

      pigs are just God's way of telling us that he loves us

    • Jackie Treehorn

      Silence, hippie.

  • dude

    The fat american is actually a fat norwegian guy. I can see it from the bacon brand he uses. Just a fun fact, yeahyeah.

  • Bigus Dikus

    Ha ha! Norwegians are fat! Also, Sri Lankans don't respect them!

  • lollll

    lol Bigus Dikus im not from america but i can say that they have lots of more intelligence than you! I can see that you are from middle east or somewhere those terrorist countries where people are fugly and dress funny and they are stubit 🙂 creetings from eurobe 🙂

    • Jon

      The irony, of everything you just said, it hurts.

  • AnyoneForCoffee

    Call that a breakfast?!

    It's this or GTFO:

  • MarkAssBuster

    Do you have the nutrition label information? hahahah those stats would be funny!!

  • gozer

    why would you melt butter to fry meat? It has enough fat….

    • Santaclaus

      its raindeer meat , very low in fat .

      • CaptainInsano

        until it was coated in a pound of butter.. in which case buy cow

    • Venkman

      what would you know, Gozer? You're just a Gozerian.

  • timmy

    taco meat and bacon and salsa seems wrong . needs lettuce and tomato . some people don't like corn , get over it .

  • noname53532532

    the corn fucking ruins it

  • timmy

    Everyone knows illiteracy rates are lowest in non middle east countries and statistics prove it . but its not there fault , how do they know how to read all those squiggly lines ? it looks cool though .

    • Bigus Dikus

      First of all, you mean LITERACY rates, not ILLETERACY, you stupid Norwegian. Also, it's Their, not There. Secondly, those squiggly lines, (kudos on spelling squiggly right), are called a LANGUAGE, which was endemic while your ancestors were raping reindeer to keep warm, you dumb son of a Viking.

      • chrisdg74

        Good luck on finding those 72 virgins.

        • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau Young

          HAHAHAHA, they're all playing MMORPG's on laptops in heaven, and there's not a girl in the bunch.

          • chrisdg74

            Nope, but all of the dudes ARE. Ha-Ha

      • timmy

        You knew what I meant , and I'm not Norwegian , I'm African Canadian . So your racist ? you shouldn't do that . And I know its a language Duh?
        I just don't get how they know what all that stuff means .

        • Randy

          African Canadian? Tough break, sorry to hear that.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

          LIES! We all know black people don't live in Canadia.

  • desmoinesboi69

    Lmfao , I have a gay friend from iowa who is also black , and he doesn't like corn either .

    • P-90

      Yeah it's annoying when you have to pick it out of your foreskin.

      • Beau_INAF

        Wow, that takes it to a whole new level. I'm actually impressed. Nicely done, P-90.

  • MiPo

    Is it possible to sweat pure cholesterol???

    • googboog

      it is now 🙂

  • Mith

    That is a bout the most glorious thing i have ever seen…

    • Mith

      ……..Except of course for my grandfathers priapismic weiner , I smell my own farts .

      • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau Young

        Gross, dude.

        Thumbs up to anyone else who looked up what Priapismic meant, found it, and then thought, "Oh, like in the cialis commercial warnings."

        • chrisdg74

          Ah yes. The over 4-hour boner. Good luck getting the old lady off of you long enough to call the doctor in such a situation.

  • Ash

    Corn, really?

  • Cog

    Mad respect for the bacon weave base. Bacon weave FTW!

  • Jesus

    Mmmm, taste's like cholesterol.

  • saltygary

    I can't even imagine the shit I would take after eating that.

    • Cog

      I can imagine the shit you would take after. Oh hey when did you east sushi?

    • fuzzybeard2016

      The windup would sound like the launch scene from Apollo 13! [gurgle, thumpthumpthump, other sounds of the impending release of unimaginable forces; then…***LIFTOFF!!!***]

  • Fede

    how long can u survive after that?

    • fuzzybeard2016

      I'd be more worried about how long the household plumbing would survive after that!

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