On Monday we motivate, today…take what you can get (20 Photos)

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  • Gogo Jenny

    Safety first

    • king

      fuck you

      • DaddyD

        Actually, that was modestly clever.

      • Gogo Jenny

        Fuck you 2 , I thought it was funny , and I was referencing the guy with a bucket helmet , and referencing how people type first , so that two thing referenced . trust me its funny .

        • king

          Fuck me ? 2 ? No , fuck you whore , I don't care what you think , its dumb girls like you that ruin the chive comments section , no go over to the berry or watch soap operas and eat bon-bons you dull welfare slut . Its not clever or funny .

          • FLHomesteader

            Why so serious?

          • sooty

            The pun she made ruined your day did it? You must be new to the internet, here take a free coupon. It reads "Free Chill Pill GIF just follow the link"

          • Gogo Jenny

            Aren't you a real charmer ? This dull welfare slut actually has a well paying job that allows her access to the internet . Maybe if you were nicer to people you could move out of your moms basement , meet a girl , and stop being a jerk on the internet .

            • king

              You cut kind of deep with that Jenny . I was only joking . I'm sorry .

              • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau Young

                You're terrible at joking. You realize the point of a joke is to be *FUNNY*, right? If you don't got it, you don't got it. Reading books and practicing in front of a mirror might make people hate it less, but you're either funny or you're not.

                • b0b

                  you don't got it

  • Ducky

    Fuck it, it's Friday.

  • Billy Ocean

    I did not see three pigs.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      I did have a sudden urge to huff and puff and blow something down.

    • Chuck

      I saw the pigs… why? what did you see?

  • Bobba Fett

    To whoever wrote 18. Correcting some ones spelling, even in a motivational way, is a dee bag move. Not funny.

    Also I admit I had to stare directly into the pigs to see them as well.

    • Jango Fett

      No, correcting someones spelling is what separates us from the animals.

      • babymistakes

        That's true. Animals are notoriously bad spellers.

    • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau Young

      Sounds like you have some insecurities about your grammar and spelling there, Bobba. I bet you took like 10 minutes going over this post to make sure you didn't mess anything up.

      By the way, it's *whomever, not *whoever.

      Also it's someone's*, not some ones.

      • ttmab7

        And it's Boba, not Bobba.

        • Beau_INAF

          I know it's Boba. His name is spelled incorrectly, I just wanted to make sure my post was directed to him.

  • AlphaZulu

    What pigs?

  • Sarah

    LMAO – quite a few repeats but some of those had me chuckling loudly
    I found 7&8 funny
    And you caught me out by no14 – I admit I did not see the pigs…. Does that make me a bad girl?

    • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau Young

      Yes, yes it does.

    • P-90

      Yes bad girl, go to my room.

  • googboog

    god damn, those do not look like 3 pigs.. well played chive, well played.

  • bubblerider86

    Laughter….the best way to tell the early morning to suck it……good on you chive….. ❤

  • blake honda

    Ewww…I just ate sausage for breakfast.

    • P-90

      That's what she said.

      • blake honda

        I meant sausage as in penises and eat as put in my mouth and butt .

        the american office is shit . go die

        • MiPo

          Ricky Gervais blows pigs

        • P-90

          I like the british office to , how can you not ? I hope you enjoyed your breakfast .

          • P-90

            Why would you post as me, that's pretty pathetic.

  • timmy

    I thought the pigs were a tree that looked like legs and a penis .

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury


      • Beau_INAF


        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury


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  • SomethingClever

    I've seen 15 hundreds of times but just noticed there is a helmet sitting between the handlebars. If they fell and didn't make it, that would be natural selection in action…

  • MiPo

    I see 3 pigs could be a really bad porno name

    • Lppm

      What a stupid comment. wow

  • FLHomesteader

    I second that Chris…

    The motion carries.

    • Mclovin' it

      the motion passes. slack ass Friday, it is!!

  • johndory

    don't forget to wear your bucket!

    • David

      Gives a whole new meaning to the term brain bucket. If they wipe out they can scoop his brains up in the bucket.

  • Kawz

    Finally, I'm not the only one who finds cemeteries to be hilarious.

  • equalizermax

    #6 – McDonald's, keeping America fat!

  • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    Today was a good day, mom's cooking breakfast with no pork………………….

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=617461769 Kjell King

    #17 It's a TRAP!

  • b0b

    I bet work for you is – collect welfare payments

    • chrisdg74

      If by "collect welfare payments", you are referring to me having your female relatives working the street corners,………then, guilty as charged.

      • b0b

        wow you must think that comment was really clever

        • Beau_INAF

          I have a feeling you thought yours had the same effect. You'd be wrong 🙂

  • tag

    …one nasty ass vag

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  • Roadkill

    #14 I was like 😮 then I was like xD

  • its_forge

    #6 no, he is waiting for *winter.* This is nature, people; normal little furry animals that live where it snows and gets fucking cold at night, and where food lying around on the ground gets very scarce for two and a half months nonstop, spend all summer getting very, very fat, so they'll (a) be insulated from the cold by the extra fat and (b) have all that fat stored up so they don't die of starvation. By spring time we're a world of fast skinny squirrels again, who look all hot to the other squirrels, and they get together and make little squirrels and start the whole thing over again. I was seriously the only one who paid attention in 5th grade science class?

    • Jory

      no, you're the only douch-kit that got offended by someone calling a squirrel fat.

  • BigWinksterJ

    'These are not the 'Roids you're looking for…'

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