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October 1, 2010 |
In: FAIL, Funny, Motivational
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Actually, that was modestly clever.
Fuck you 2 , I thought it was funny , and I was referencing the guy with a bucket helmet , and referencing how people type first , so that two thing referenced . trust me its funny .
Fuck me ? 2 ? No , fuck you whore , I don't care what you think , its dumb girls like you that ruin the chive comments section , no go over to the berry or watch soap operas and eat bon-bons you dull welfare slut . Its not clever or funny .
Why so serious?
The pun she made ruined your day did it? You must be new to the internet, here take a free coupon. It reads "Free Chill Pill GIF just follow the link"
Aren't you a real charmer ? This dull welfare slut actually has a well paying job that allows her access to the internet . Maybe if you were nicer to people you could move out of your moms basement , meet a girl , and stop being a jerk on the internet .
You cut kind of deep with that Jenny . I was only joking . I'm sorry .
You're terrible at joking. You realize the point of a joke is to be *FUNNY*, right? If you don't got it, you don't got it. Reading books and practicing in front of a mirror might make people hate it less, but you're either funny or you're not.
you don't got it
Fuck it, it's Friday.
I did not see three pigs.
I did have a sudden urge to huff and puff and blow something down.
I saw the pigs… why? what did you see?
To whoever wrote 18. Correcting some ones spelling, even in a motivational way, is a dee bag move. Not funny.
Also I admit I had to stare directly into the pigs to see them as well.
No, correcting someones spelling is what separates us from the animals.
That's true. Animals are notoriously bad spellers.
Sounds like you have some insecurities about your grammar and spelling there, Bobba. I bet you took like 10 minutes going over this post to make sure you didn't mess anything up.
By the way, it's *whomever, not *whoever.
Also it's someone's*, not some ones.
And it's Boba, not Bobba.
I know it's Boba. His name is spelled incorrectly, I just wanted to make sure my post was directed to him.
LMAO – quite a few repeats but some of those had me chuckling loudly
I found 7&8 funny
And you caught me out by no14 – I admit I did not see the pigs…. Does that make me a bad girl?
Yes, yes it does.
Yes bad girl, go to my room.
god damn, those do not look like 3 pigs.. well played chive, well played.
Laughter….the best way to tell the early morning to suck it……good on you chive….. <3
Ewww…I just ate sausage for breakfast.
That's what she said.
I meant sausage as in penises and eat as put in my mouth and butt .
the american office is shit . go die
Ricky Gervais blows pigs
I like the british office to , how can you not ? I hope you enjoyed your breakfast .
Why would you post as me, that's pretty pathetic.
I thought the pigs were a tree that looked like legs and a penis .
I've seen 15 hundreds of times but just noticed there is a helmet sitting between the handlebars. If they fell and didn't make it, that would be natural selection in action…
I see 3 pigs could be a really bad porno name
What a stupid comment. wow
I second that Chris…
The motion carries.
the motion passes. slack ass Friday, it is!!
don't forget to wear your bucket!
Gives a whole new meaning to the term brain bucket. If they wipe out they can scoop his brains up in the bucket.
Finally, I'm not the only one who finds cemeteries to be hilarious.
#6 – McDonald's, keeping America fat!
Today was a good day, mom's cooking breakfast with no pork………………….
#17 It's a TRAP!
I bet work for you is – collect welfare payments
If by "collect welfare payments", you are referring to me having your female relatives working the street corners,………then, guilty as charged.
wow you must think that comment was really clever
I have a feeling you thought yours had the same effect. You'd be wrong
…one nasty ass vag
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#14 I was like then I was like xD
#6 no, he is waiting for *winter.* This is nature, people; normal little furry animals that live where it snows and gets fucking cold at night, and where food lying around on the ground gets very scarce for two and a half months nonstop, spend all summer getting very, very fat, so they'll (a) be insulated from the cold by the extra fat and (b) have all that fat stored up so they don't die of starvation. By spring time we're a world of fast skinny squirrels again, who look all hot to the other squirrels, and they get together and make little squirrels and start the whole thing over again. I was seriously the only one who paid attention in 5th grade science class?
no, you're the only douch-kit that got offended by someone calling a squirrel fat.
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