Daily Afternoon Randomness (36 Photos)

  • thomas james

    26 is worth a second glance, it's pretty goddam funny

  • borys

    and a FIRST. how's it feel?

    • Gordon of Hesselink

      kid u'd lose a race agains yourself

      • Jon without the h

        It feel great not to be a douchebag…thanks for asking.

    • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

      it feels fine, but how's it feel to fail that hard?

    • CoconutHead64

      I dont feel any thing but what i can tell you Ur gonna feel my foot up your first talken ass

    • Pat

      Swing and a miss…

    • Coldzilla

      Time to shuffle on back to YouTube 😉

  • http://www.facebook.com/FightingCorsair Dave Gal

    Kelly, you have my vote.

    • Phil

      Hell yeah she's sexy!

    • Tim

      Kelly has my vote and my axe.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000460687400 Glenn Kipling Farrelly

        And your sword?

        • Colin

          and my bow!!

  • infinity x3

    Kelly I'd take you over the gizmo-happy Steampunks any day, I'd also take whatever jail time accompanies hooking up with you

  • Gordon of Hesselink

    #1 i like woman because breast, and certainly the fanny too

  • tyler

    because that is a dude

  • Peri

    You can never beat steampunk!

    Except with less clothes ;o

  • nathan

    hell no pete… hell no

  • Disgusted

    #29 ummm F%#* NO!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=617461769 Kjell King

    She's a MAN!

  • Hamsandwich

    Replying to #35 – So? January too

  • Guest

    #16 – South Korean Special Forces.
    #35 – WOW, I didn't realize Oct 2027 was 823 years away… AND the calendar used in the U.S. repeats every 28 years as well…

    • Wing Zero

      Good call.

    • CaptainInsano

      All #35 means is that October started on a Friday this year . So every year it starts on a Friday, this happens, and I'm guessing this happens approximately every 7 years.:D

      • eLRay

        I don't know what the fuck calendar you people are looking at; October 1 is a Saturday, there's only 4 Fridays

    • DaddyD

      Actually, October starts on Friday in 2021, so you don't even have to wait that long.

      Did a little research on the web … this is apparently something that was started last August (about August having 5 Sundays, 5 Mondays, and 5 Tuesdays). Someone tweeted this "fact" just for fun, and others began picking it up.

      Figure it out … every month with 31 days has 3 days that occur 5 times. If the 31 day month starts on Sunday, those days will be Sun, Mon, Tue. If the 31 day month starts on Friday, those days will be Fri, Sat, Sun.

      October (along with every other 31 day month) will start on Friday 4 times in every 28 year cycle. If you start with 2000, you'll find that October's years are 2004, 2010, 2021, and 2028.

  • chrisdg74

    11 – not sleeping for a year
    22 – plus 1
    29 – No Chive. Not even with YOUR dick. It's a TRAP!

    • Gibby

      WOOHOO!!! Vote Chris down!

      • Gibb's girlfriend

        Gibby only does this because he has a small dick. It makes him feel special. Oh well. At least ONE of us gets to feel that way…

      • Gibby's gym teacher

        Boy, you are a disgrace to fat, gelatinous kids everywhere.

      • Gibby

        I'm sorry. I am a total douchebag. I have no life. I live in my parents' basement fapping into the Cheetos bags while I surf for midget tranny horse porn all day. My life sucks. Someone shoot me now. Please?

      • chrisdg74

        Haters gonna hate…..

      • chrisdg74

        "Your failure will be legendary, even in Hell"

    • DaddyD

      I'd do it with Chive's dick. Either hole.

  • Ralk

    29 – no
    36 – HELLL YES!!!

  • tommybhoy

    15- I love having a beer at the bar with a good view….

    • FLHomesteader

      But wait…. Is that a John Deere flag hanging in the background???

  • alysinwunderland

    #29: hell to the NO

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=617461769 Kjell King

    I'd like to see a gif of #9 getting nailed by that wave.

  • Joeyk

    I just went to a renaissance fair..so much cleavage. Plus you get to walk around with beer in hand and all the wenches call you lord.. I highly recommend it

  • bbbutter

    #15, consider yourself fortunate and stop rubbing it in.
    #20, uuhhh, what is she doing??

  • mskris

    In honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Month (and knowing how much my fellow chivers love breasts) I vote to have a post dedicated to Survivors and Fighters of Breast Cancer.
    In what better way to show our support ladies than by sending in pics of our own ta-tas??
    So what do y'all think??

    • bbbutter


    • himagain

      I think your lonely and just want to see some boobage.

      (,) (,)

      • Beau_INAF

        It's a chick that posted it, douche.

        • Its-a me, Mario

          really think about who is the douche here……I mean for all you know…she does like boobs, and this IS the internet, if I type in my name is Angela from the Bronx you would believe me. I tell you one thing tho….my name isn't mario.

          • Beau_INAF

            Good save… or not. She wants to send in pics of her own ta-ta's. What's the point of defending the guy who's trying to call it a dude? Don't you want to encourage this behavior?

  • Big Los

    #3 Dog: Umm… WTF? Waiting for dog food…

    Raccoon: Yea, what he said.

  • DingleFritz

    Oct 2021 – Now 823 years in the future

    • paulywog

      july 2011, now 823 years in the future. this happens like every year whoever made that pic is either retarded or just fucking with us

  • chrisdg74

    IT'S A TRAP!!

  • eric c

    because i dont like the color of her eyes… i mean because shes a dude!

    • Erik von Markovik

      Because his penis is to small…i mean because its a guy.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Nels0nCosta Nelson Costa

    Kelly is so caliente!!
    Me ❤ it a lot..
    she seems to be very sweet, the kind of girl we can present to our parents 😉

    • b-b-b-bruner


    • kitty

      she's actually my best friend in real life…and she is an amazing woman! ❤ her!

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