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Is that a boner in your pocket or are you just…wait, shit. (30 photos)

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  1. MigraineBoy says:

    Wow, Justin Bieber knows how to pitch a tent.

  2. anon says:

    #4 FTW ..hahaha
    #15 isn't that what got him into that mess? haha

  3. Spiderpig615 says:

    i feel homo commenting.

  4. Boing! says:

    Some of these dudes are packin!

  5. dubya says:

    #12 freaks me out.

  6. Phil says:

    Tiny asian dick in #10 is funny… also, that girl is hot.

  7. @aleksandur says:

    got about a quarter of the way in and wondered why I'm looking at a gallery of boners, kept looking anyway.

  8. Malachi Constant says:

    "Mr. Burgandy you have a massive erection…"

  9. equalizermax says:

    Too much Viagra

  10. khaosmonster says:

    I don't see the comedy here… anything that's healthy and has a penis will get hard. at some point or another.its a part of life.. and the whole "oh *giggle* look he's got a boner!" thing stops being funny after elementary school…Normally I like the chive but this just wasn't funny

  11. hmm says:

    #17 LMAO, so wrong. how awkward for the woman bahah

    but anyway, ewwhh. although boners are always funny [clothed ones anyway]

  12. Me! says:

    Does #11 have two penises?

  13. andrea says:

    im a girl and im appauled by the gayness in some of these pics. specifically #9 and 21 eww

  14. hmm says:

    "appauled" "eww"?

    seriously? the fuck.

  15. yup says:

    I'm pretty sure that's the largest amount of boners I'll ever see in such short time. Not that it is a good thing…

  16. SpookyTooky says:

    lol at #17

  17. Coldzilla says:

    HTH did JB get a hard on in his vagina? o.0

  18. Bieber is definitely shopped.. I can tell because.. well, women don't have them.

  19. on behalfof all the chick chivers, thank you, a post exploiting men for once!

    nice shlong number 4

  20. okpeople says:

    What the… this is a bit gay by Chive's standards. My girlfriend thinks the same with me. She is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at site Suga rmommyd ate, a nice and free place for sexy mature women and younger men to interact with each other. Maybe you wanna try it.

  21. tehb2 says:

    4 and 11 make it seem like they have some multi-pronged object down their pants, and 9 is just way to creepy

  22. itsalie says:

    14 is shopped. i know cause ive seen a few……. wait. no. i know because beiber is a girl.

  23. terps says:

    hahahah

    #24 went to UMD

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  25. northerner says:

    Nonsense.

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