Keep up the good work, Corky (20 photos)

  • chrisdg74

    6 – Yes I would. (aside from that, the PSA is retarded).

    • 13ms13

      Her name is Ewa aka "Eve" Wyrwal. That might help you achieve your goal 🙂

    • Brandon

      It's not real, obviously. It's from Cracked's weekly photoshop contest. You would know this if Chive didn't insist on covering up watermarks…


    Fuck I’m Really Shitty Today

  • chrisdg74

    11 – Son, I am disappoint.

  • Taylor Blissett

    19 – lol

  • Poppin Fresh

    i want that bag in #20

    • Ken

      Yeah, go to the airport with that bag. They have a wonderful sense of humor at the airport. They love stuff like that.

  • mipo2010

    Now you tell me I was suppose to pay for it!!!!

  • tommybhoy

    9- I think the one on the left has had too many 'Shakes'

  • mipo2010

    Shake n Bake has to be the largest amount of ass by average volume ever posted on the Chive

  • Ken

    I've never wanted so badly to hose off a Yak.

  • WhiteGuyAtWork

    #6 If I banged chicks like I download music I wouldn't have enough time to chive

  • Its-a me, Mario

    19 is actually some knowledge you know is true, and its Miyamoto – so its not stupid, and he isnt getting it wrong.

    • Carl R. Evans

      Miyamoto-san gets so many chick so easily, he doesn't even know how you're SUPPOSED to get chicks anymore.

  • SBB

    Corky wears a helmet for your protection, not his own.

  • MarkAssBuster

    #4 is very hypocritical… how can you wear a shirt that says "party naked" Then the shirt would be on the floor! Should be like a hat or something…. maybe tube socks, perhaps a necklace, or even a bracelet.

    • Coldzilla

      Well thank YOU Captain Obvious 😉

    • Carl R. Evans

      I'm glad you're here.

      Telling women to keep their clothes on. Douche.

  • DemonSpawn

    #9 – poor tattoo artist…..

  • MarkAssBuster

    Damn, I gotta stop tounge kissing my yak :p

  • mattythegooch

    I have have sex every night with a prostitute, for free…………my wife!! Hey-Oh!!

    • Michael Freeman

      Me too, but I get in trouble if it wakes her up.

  • googboog

    16 is badass, i bet he never runs out of ammo against school kids in the 1950s

  • equalizermax

    I had sex with my girlfriend without paying her so what' the big deal?

    • Coldzilla

      You too?


    • coocoocuchoo

      but how would your pillow use money anyways?

  • Terry Burke

    Eva Wrywal isn't a prostitute, she is model and a mother… but yes i would have sex with her with out paying

    • dt546

      she's a mother?!?!?!?
      she is THE hottest milf ever!

  • Johanna

    Not to be a nag (because it's a great series) but…
    #6 is from a Cracked Photoplasty contest a couple weeks ago (Counterproductive Public Service Announcements).

  • Coldzilla

    Actually the Allied truck is pretty common altho usually its picnic tables LOL

  • Michael Freeman

    Home-made tanks.

  • tehb2

    10 – I wonder if that actually works on people? (fooling them, that is)

  • defrostynating

    I saw tubgirl for the first time today (took a while but someone finally managed to trick me) and had happily forgotten about it.. till i saw 14 :S

  • Marcos Haubert

    #6 yes, thats usually how i prefer my sex

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