Doormats that amuse me so (22 Photos)

  • red rum red rum


  • robsterling

    Funny. Mine says, "Got Dirt?" Thanks WalMart!

  • stafferty

    Not as good as sexy chivers, but still amusing

  • DemonSpawn

    LOL thats pretty funny. Especially the

    • klklkl

      Fuck you DemonSpawn

      • DemonSpawn


        Did you not get it or something?

        • fishy

          Probably something

  • Del

    These are kinda cool…

  • Todd Quickenton

    Slide to unlock is a photoshop.

    • Gregory Nelson Courtney

      I can tell by the pixels. I've seen my fair share of shops in my day.

      • hypoluxa

        I can tell by the pixels that you're a douchebag.

    • MOTO

      Do you ever check yourself before you post?

    • Coldzilla

      Funny it looks just like MINE and Im pretty sure mine is real 😉

      Maybe do a little checking BEFORE hand next time LOL

  • mattythegooch

    I totally need #1. My German Shepard dry humps the air…..looks like Eurotrash dancing to techno!

  • nathan

    where can we purchase these gems? …i like the "hi, im mat". one, …funny funny

    • josephine

      My mom bought my boyfriend (whos name is matt) the "hi, Im Mat" one for christmas one year because he refused to make a christmas wish list.

  • Michael

    You guys forgot about this one…..

  • vince

    Not a laugh-out-loud gallery, but a fun one, top to bottom. I'd put almost any one of them in front of my door…

    • Hotdog Neck

      Your door. Is that some sort of fun euphemism for cataract surgery or something?

  • Matt Evans

    I actually have that last one. My neighbor asked me what my name was and, when I said Matt, she goes "Ooooh. Now I get it." Dumb old Russian women.

  • equalizermax

    Very creative and funny…

  • DaddyD

    #10 still makes me laugh every time I see it.

  • Why Not?

    15 should have a camera lens

    • Coldzilla

      LOL or at least a fake one 😉

  • Hotdog Neck

    Hi Mat! (Doormats anonymous greeting)

  • its_forge

    Missed the classic, HEY NICE PANTIES.

    • its_forge

      And apparently they added it later to make me look like an idiot! Yay!

  • mooo

    omg a jump to conclusions mat. i totally want one.

  • Stan

    #20 fail! the guy is on the mat but it reads 0lbs.

  • Kyle

    hehehe… I have the mat…, ladies and gents… Good stuff. 🙂

  • peanut


  • Skedaddle

    Nice underwear! It should have a mirror in the center…..

  • its_forge

    Hehe that's called = )

    • its_forge

      For some unknown value of "funny" mind you.

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