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Doormats that amuse me so (22 Photos)

October 8, 2010 | In: Awesome, Design, Funny

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red rum red rum

ehhhhh…..
robsterling

Funny. Mine says, "Got Dirt?" Thanks WalMart!
stafferty

Not as good as sexy chivers, but still amusing
DemonSpawn

LOL thats pretty funny. Especially the 127.0.0.1

klklkl

Fuck you DemonSpawn

DemonSpawn

Ok????

Did you not get it or something?

fishy

Probably something

Del

These are kinda cool…
http://www.facebook.com/tquickenton Todd Quickenton

Slide to unlock is a photoshop.

http://www.facebook.com/greguire Gregory Nelson Courtney

I can tell by the pixels. I've seen my fair share of shops in my day.

hypoluxa

I can tell by the pixels that you're a douchebag.

MOTO

Do you ever check yourself before you post? http://www.meninos.us/products.php?product=Unlock…
Coldzilla

Funny it looks just like MINE and Im pretty sure mine is real

Maybe do a little checking BEFORE hand next time LOL

http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

I totally need #1. My German Shepard dry humps the air…..looks like Eurotrash dancing to techno!
nathan

where can we purchase these gems? …i like the "hi, im mat". one, …funny funny

josephine

My mom bought my boyfriend (whos name is matt) the "hi, Im Mat" one for christmas one year because he refused to make a christmas wish list.

Michael

You guys forgot about this one….. http://store.theonion.com/product/sometimes-i-fee…
vince

Not a laugh-out-loud gallery, but a fun one, top to bottom. I'd put almost any one of them in front of my door…

Hotdog Neck

Your door. Is that some sort of fun euphemism for cataract surgery or something?

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=521843931 Matt Evans

I actually have that last one. My neighbor asked me what my name was and, when I said Matt, she goes "Ooooh. Now I get it." Dumb old Russian women.
equalizermax

Very creative and funny…
DaddyD

#10 still makes me laugh every time I see it.
Why Not?

15 should have a camera lens

Coldzilla

LOL or at least a fake one

Hotdog Neck

Hi Mat! (Doormats anonymous greeting)
its_forge

Missed the classic, HEY NICE PANTIES.

its_forge

And apparently they added it later to make me look like an idiot! Yay!

mooo

omg a jump to conclusions mat. i totally want one.
Stan

#20 fail! the guy is on the mat but it reads 0lbs.
Kyle

hehehe… I have the 127.0.0.1 mat… Thinkgeek.com, ladies and gents… Good stuff.
peanut

WOW, UGLY SHOES ON NUMBER 1 AND 21. THROW THEM IN THE TRASH.
Skedaddle

Nice underwear! It should have a mirror in the center…..
its_forge

Hehe that's called snorgtees.com = )

its_forge

For some unknown value of "funny" mind you.

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