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Around 2:30 EST today, I’ll be posting our now-famous ‘Sexy Chivers’. There’s still plenty of time to send us your photos and collect internet fame, Chivettes. So grab a camera, use our handy-dandy submit page or send pics to thechivesubmit [at] gmail [dot] com. Be as creative as you like. MEGA HINT: If you’re holding a sign with some CHIVE love, you’re a shoe-in. Get moving, ladies. Do it for your country!
Chive On!
-John
YOU KIN DO EET!
"Last call" … you lie!
At least I hope you are lying …
Last Call, as in closing time…you know you don't have to go home but you can't post here
Dear face, why must you have a zit today?
Dear body, why must your boobs be small?
You can borrow my zit-freeness if I can borrow your body. <3
fem…please post!
As long as you use it well….and I'm still in it, haha!
thanx for the visual Hell
Please post HHNF!, please!
dave, simma down naw……beggin will not help
i would rather see a pic of you with a zit on your face than your ass….
Dear Boobies,
Why must you be covered by a bra, shirt, blouse, clothing, etc???
Yes please, exploit yourselves ladies and send it in and save the Chive the time of having to google and right click and save…
(maybe coffee will cure this snark?)
Percussion treatment is a far better solution to your pugnacity.
I do find myself agreeing with coffeemonster. While it is a person's choice to do what he/she will, it is rather degrading to exploit yourself perminently on the internet just for a few seconds of acknowledgement.
degrading to you maybe. some Chivers like attractive females.
like hitting him over the head with a drum?
Where are the boobs? I don't see them anywhere!!
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Is this really a re-adjustment of the date on an old post? I still have my post from like, forever ago on here, lol.
We should have a thread where all us ugly ass male chivers have to reveal ourselves for the truly horrific dorks we are.
THIS!!!!! I would LOVE to see the faces of the guys that insult us! And bodies, for that matter.
you guys obviously want the Chive to lose all its members and viewer-ship!!
I for one would gladly submit…But then again im not a hating insulting troll
Same here, Ill submit. – I have no facebook to link to.
But I dont insult. Just compliment beauty that piques my intrest & boldly critique flaws that can or may want to be corrected
I got my pic right here. Consider this the point where I lose what little shame I had left after the foam party incident.
Done and done. And done. I love to disappoint.
I'm nice from the neck up but nobody wants to see the rest of me anymore. Although I do seem to still have a lot of muscle tone in the arms and shoulders, dunno wtf is up with that since I haven't lifted in over 10 years… guess I'm just testosteroneally blessed…
Scantily clad, smokin' hot ladies FTW!
Please leave the white knighting to HHNF's and HUTR's facebook pages please. How about a lifetime boycott?
I acknowledge your offer formally, and decline. Thank you, have a wonderful weekend sir/ma'am.
lol @ chive recycling old posts! i thought i was having a bad case of deja vu for a second…
POST THIS SHIT ALREADY JOHN!!!!
Uh… just saying… its AROUND 2:30…
You put a time on it? How am I supposed to get work done in the next 15 minutes?!?!
What about me you can't discriminate against us Münkis
Show all faces please, as well. This will weed out all of the butterfaces. Many thanks for your cooperation.
WA-WA-WEE-WA!
Has Elyse Porterfield submitted a photo?
Enough with the blondes, let's try and get some women of the non-white variety – some Latino flava' would be a fantastic way to spice up this posting.
SO you want male Latin Chivers?!?! The feminine vernacular is Latina
If you want to see DUDES (Latino), go visit theBerry.
Language fail.
Uh, alright, my b, I'm neither Spanish nor American – as a kid, we learned Japanese. Gomennasi, ya buttholes.
Please show HHNF and HUTR!!
We need some love for the real ladies of the chive.
HUTR???
Heart Under The Rose. She hasn't posted in a while, though. Except for last week's Sexy Chivers. Kind of hoping her best friend reciprocates in kind this time around…
I actually posted yesterday. I think maybe the day before too. I don't remember though.
I didn't send in a picture this week. Maybe next time.
I figured those were either usernames or grunts.
can't wait!!!!! there is a reason Fridays are the best day of the week.
This and the heavy abuse of alcohol. I'm leaving in 20 minutes to get a bottle of bourbon so I can pre-game this post.
Hey, can i get a thumb up or a response if y'all want more of Jess, the 'shy' one from the last few posts. It's in my hands, so let me know?