‘Merica: Making fun of foreigners since 1776 (19 Photos)

  • Benny

    first, again?

    • tzd

      lame, always?

    • googboog

      you must suffer from premature ejaculation.

    • Why Not?

      you are about as cool as an overtanned duckfaced bitch giving a sideways peace sign.

      • pea tear griffin

        and yet he's managed to win by getting you all to waste time on a response he'll never see

        • EA_

          This is what I always think when I see people responding to a firster.

        • stafferty

          Maybe we just don't have that much shit to do and we get annoyed really easily.

    • vince

      Congrats! Your priest said you'd never amount to anything but a very touchable altar-boy. You showed him! (twice)

    • http://www.facebook.com/shabaaz7 Shabaaz Mohammed

      i love you …

  • googboog

    #18 IMPOSSIBRU!!!!

    • helixx

      That cookie is spot on.

  • Why Not?

    5- what…the…fuck???
    15- kid and play?
    16- two of my favorite things.

    • reesty

      16 = win and win!

  • Generino

    What is #10? Where is it? I want to go there….

    • Jock Strap

      Beijing, China.
      Its what they did with the swimming arena after the Olympics.

    • http://www.last.fm/user/mutiilator Brand_n

      Not sure, but I would love to eat some mushrooms and play there all day.

  • Bobba Fett

    17 is what we're really fightin bout.

  • gozer

    Im thinking that 10 and 16 are looking pretty awesome.

  • Kent


    • turdfergusson


  • stafferty

    SKittle Vodka tastes great, but with all the sugar its a solid contender for worse hangover ever

  • mipo2010

    Fuck Vegetables…

    • P-90

      No thanks, I don't even like eating them.

  • Andy

    The Swaziland guys own, I want to go wherever #10 is, and I want some Skittles vodka.

    That is all.

  • http://mynameisjay.com Jay


  • koyf

    haters gona hate

  • HellHath NoLife

    #18 full of win

  • vince

    I don't think this gallery has anything to do with 'Merica making fun of anyone. There are starving kids in Sierra Leone that would find most of these amusing.

  • Boooger

    How is 6 a parenting fail? The safety harness fits perfect and they are trying to give their kid a fun time.

    • eni

      get real kids that small are NOT allowed to ride those kinds of rides, ever hear of * you have to be this tlal to ride this ride*, it is a total parenting fail of the biggest proportion

  • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    Fuck, vegetables………or Fuck Vegetables? Because a watermelon in the microwave for 30 seconds seems to be the preferred method of "fucking" anything from the produce aisle.

  • http://www.littletoyboat.com Matt

    10 is actually pretty awesome.

  • equalizermax

    #8 – I think they feel out of place there…

  • Travis

    #13 Rough scale sand boas. Awesome! Sand boas rule.

  • Coldzilla

    #5 is just plain diesturbing and #6 – well thats just as much "ride operator fail" as it is "parenting fail" 😉

  • FounderMember

    First, catch your bottle of vodka.
    Next, purloin 2 or 3 packets of Skittles – remember to take out the green ones, as they're sour. (Remember this for later)
    Take top off bottle of vodka, tip in all Skittles which aren't green, put top back on bottle of vodka.
    Shake vigorously, put in dark cupboard for 4 weeks, shaking occasionally, say once a week.
    After 4 weeks, check bottom of bottle to see that there are no particles of the Skittles's outer hard shell still there – that means that they are all completely dissolved and dissipated throughout the vodka. Give one final shake.
    Take top off bottle. Pour enough contents as you think you can manage into a shot glass.

    Are you remembering about those green Skittles? Good! Save them up until you have enough to make a whole bottle of Vodka Skittles Sour. Or just buy lots more packs of Skittles and eat the other coloured ones

  • showtownman

    Yo', Chive, #11? Truth in advertising, especially in America; #10? Oh, my my my: superior to anything Stateside. I mean, come on, you're swimming in the surf UNDER WATER. That's awesome.

  • TheTruthHurts

    #6-I used to work at that theme park. Used to strap little kids into that right all the time and laugh when I saw their horrified faces.

  • Cory

    #10 is part of the National Swimming Center in Beijing. Awesome reuse of the facilities after the Olympics

  • Tony

    #10 looks like the indoor waterpark in West Edmonton Mall in Alberta. If this is it, it’s thee stories tall and pretty awesome

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