owner of a pet kangaroo : theCHIVE

October 12, 2010 | In: Animals, Funny

Meet Beemer, an Australian kangaroo. His best friend is a cat, he plays rugby, and his favorite meal is toast with salad. Beemer is completely housebroken and 'surprisingly intelligent for a kangaroo' according to his owner.

Blendercloud

Did that 'roo just drink a beer?!

123

it is an aussie
glazy

almost, its a cider, "strongbow" its a girls drink here in oz

http://www.facebook.com/syntheticMantis Rob Meyers

That better be a damn Foster's!!

Raf

Aussie's dont drink Fosters… Its a fancy export beer that tastes like shit.

Caca

VB is where it's at.

jimmy

only bogans drink VB, and I can't understand how anyone can drink fosters.

Tdog

Fosters is Canadian

Cladgemeister

Foster's is Australian. Every tard knows that.

Dom

How to speak San Fransiscan, Vagoina! Awwwe c'mon, that was an Australian joke.
SJay

Fosters isn't a beer.
wrink

C A R L T O N, DRAUGHT, all your problems have just been solved, you are welcome.

mat

fuck that, Coopers Pale Ale FTW
jimmy

carlton draft is just a pricey bogan beer

Shogun

we all saw what happened to the lady with the pet gorilla right?
http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

I may not have a 'roo for a pet……but I also don't have a house sitting on cinder blocks. That 'roo looks pretty smug, get a job 'roo!!!
DemonSpawn

Yes please…..need someone to box with.
Big E

Just FYI Chive thats an Australian football not a rugby ball. Great sport, check out Australian Rules Football. Makes for some decent punters too, like the current punters for Philadelphia and Arizona.

kevo

was gunna say the same,

watch?v=zlgcLrpswhg&feature=related
wrink

Aymen. The ball is a Sherrin, Sav Rocker and Benny Graham grew up kicking those fuckers everywhere, AFL has to be the best football format out there…

chrisdg74

Is that Vegemite on that toast? Bleh!!!
Leo

Awesome, i want one
Sizzle

I fucking love Vegemite! Got it when I went on a school trip to Australia when I was 15. Wish it was easier to find in the US. Best I can find is Marmite, the British version which just…isn't the same. Sigh.

Ken

Ah, Vegemite. I thought the toast was just burnt.

stafferty

Can you teach it to paint your house, it needs a fresh coat, or at least a power wash.
MIch

i have had a few kangaroos when i was young
Joeyk

#13 Not everyone likes the new addition to the family, look at sheeplion just plottin..

Dre

LMAO

Dre

its all fun and games until some friendly shadow boxing goes wrong!
jacob

I WANT
mipo2010

Can she afford anything other then toast and salad for the roo
dece

someone from Throttle, maybe – is that a gremlin? pinto?

fnaah

Looks like a Toyota Corona or a Datsun 1200. Aussies never imported gremlins or pintos.

andreiparau

id rather have a panda.
equalizermax

This is a story about a kangaroo, a cat and a sheep… – Your argument is invalid….
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=617461769 Kjell King

I like the comment 'surprisingly intelligent for a kangaroo'. That isn't very reassuring.
babymistakes

My buddy's brother had a pet kangaroo. It would violently bounce through the yard and swoop up their pet cats against their will, and stuff them into it's pouch.

dubya

That is F-ing awesome
wrink

because it can.

Cog

That's odd! I would have called it a Chazwozzle!
googboog

what's it trying to do to that cat in #7
Coldzilla

um

no
Ronin

Geez…Paul McCartney is looking terrible these days.

mat

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH FUCKIN LOVED THAT COMMENT, THOUGHT IT TOO

fasterthanu

Meanwhile, In Australia…

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