Daily Afternoon Randomness (36 Photos)

  • mipo2010

    Chive, More Minka Kelly less Kardashians

    And Guitar girl didn't need fixin!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau Young

      She wasn't fixed. It was the picture from the other day with 4 good looking girls and an ugly one in the middle. It was "fixed" by removing the ugly one.

      This time it was fixed by replacing them ALL with pictures of guitar girl.

      I hope you understand now.

      • Westy

        Sorry Beau, took a jab at you earlier about noticing the air in the basketballs over the boobs, now I see you're a genious and notice shit better than me….well done sir, apologies and cheers! (the kind with a beer or shot)

        • OCD

          LOL, I'm gonna give you credit and assume the spelling of genius was for giggles. Well done sir.

        • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau Young

          Hey man, that's pretty cool. I don't mind you or anyone else taking shots. It's all in good fun unless you try to make it personal with my friends. WE COO MAN WE COO

  • toby

    Minka Kelly is the hottest, I think. Anybody think of more worthy?

    • eric c

      possibly… but cant stop thinking about all the things i would do to minka… it puts lotion on its.. oops sorry thinking aloud 😀

      • toby

        I'd finish in a minute and then tell her to leave . or make me a sandwich and then leave .

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=617461769 Kjell King

          Sure you would

          • pea tear griffin

            your mum lololololololololol!!!!!111!!one!!!

  • Yourfreakindaddy

    I need to go for a run

    • not a rapist *wink.

      I need to go for a rape.

  • donald

    wow, the cheap mail-order bridezillas… you really do get whacha pay for.

    But I'd tap the mom

    • turdfergusson

      She is kinda hot, but did you see the size of that kid? Hot dog down a hallway.

      • its_forge

        It recovers from being stretched out at least until the third kid y'know.

        • turdfergusson

          Good to know.

      • mylf

        That kid's like a year old dumb ass. Do you realize how fast kids grow in the first year? Besides, haven't you ever heard of the extra stitch?

        • its_forge

          Yeah that too, and like I said that thing tends to recover pretty well even without the episiotomy stitch.

        • turdfergusson

          It's called a joke. Try and keep up.

        • its_forge

          And that child is at least two and probably closer to three.

      • Oarin'


        Like f'ing a warm cup of water

  • chrisdg74

    9- Poor Khloe. Looks like she got all of the leftover, genetic garbage(like Danny DeVito in "Twins").
    35 – It's a trap.

    • SweetAwesomeness

      lolol…genetic garbage!!!

    • Gibby

      You finally made me laugh. it only took about 250 postings. good one..
      I still hate you.

    • mipo2010

      I hope Lamar has a pre-nup that would make Gloria Allred cry

      • Htownpunk

        Seriously! It's hard to believe that an NBA player couldn't do a little better than to end up marrying Shrek.

    • http://www.facebook.com/sdealfitzgerald Suzanne Deal-Fitzgerald

      SHE'S PREGNANT! Really! You'd have a gut on you too, if you were carrying a NBA player's kid in your belly!

  • justin

    the chive's daily afternoon randomness is so nails

    • turdfergusson

      does nails = The Balls?

      if so, then yes.

      • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau Young

        Nails may = Balls, but nails do not -> balls. PLEASE MAKE SURE THIS RULE IS FOLLOWED. FOR ALL OF HUMANITY'S SAKE.

  • http://www.facebook.com/FightingCorsair Dave Gal

    Parking bumper sticker, awesome.

    • http://twitter.com/Mattchaby @Mattchaby

      I wish I could have a gun on my car that is shooting that kind of stickers directly on the car in front of me for those assholes that are driving like sh*t

  • Yourfreakindaddy

    I need to go for a run

  • Lester

    they are in your price range because
    A) they are STINK
    B) they are men
    C) they are stink men

    • Finn McCool


  • turdfergusson

    Good, better, best

    WTF is happening in 26?

    • Lester

      2 of them flying things from avatar getting it on!!!

    • CaptainInsano


      Good, best, better

      • turdfergusson

        I had that same thought upon further re-examination.

    • jon

      #35 – Good, Better, Man.

      • turdfergusson

        well played

  • Broadbem

    #33 – Gamers and HOT!! WIN!!

    • Boooger

      and her sister has such good posture. 🙂 I love a girl that knows how to pose.

    • Anaughtybear

      Those are some weird looking dildos they have there. I thought you said they were gamers.

      • Jen

        they are from "belgian", where the fuck is belgian?

        • Djos24

          It's Belgium, home of Stella Artois

  • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    Nothing witty to say.

  • turdfergusson

    #19 looks like a recreation of a pearl necklace.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=617461769 Kjell King

      If you have to buy it, you're doing it wrong.

  • aosux

    #30 – I've been sayin that for years

  • The Dude

    Can someone help me out with # 19 i have seen it in a few places no idea why it is special.

    • its_forge

      "Hey, rubbing it on your chest feels pretty good, do you mind if I y'know…?"

    • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau Young

      Y'ever blown a load on a chick's chesticles then realized you were aiming too high on your firs shot? Yeah, they made a necklace out of it.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=617461769 Kjell King

        Chesticles. lol

  • onlyChange

    #5 – no. no i do not.

  • aosux

    Bunny ears and USA boxing gloves – added to cart!

  • HardCore Mike

    #34 – I so want a STACK of those bumper stickers!

    • MADMAX

      Make it TWO stacks!

    • Beldar

      go to iparklikeanidiot.com and get some. They don't cost much, and they really do come in handy. I keep a stack in my vehicle at all times. I love to see people get in and take off totally unaware of the sticker on the back of their car.

  • its_forge

    #33 they're pretty women all right but that blonde's figure is a HOT MESS and I don't mean hot in a good way

    #35 aye, there's the lovely

  • confused

    #19?? whaaat?

  • mca

    #35 I am going to just pretend they are all running to get to me.

  • vzla-ftw

    MOAR MINKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • thetech2

    in belgian what waffle eating ?geez not hot theres a fat girl in there for sure

    • Thatguy

      They probably have better English grammar that you…

  • MigraineBoy

    In which Belgian, I ask myself…

    • Captain Obvious

      The Dutch speaking part 😉

    • jka

      …because Belgian isn't a country, right? Its Belgium.

  • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau Young

    #8 actually has quite some semblance in my life. It warmed an otherwise cold spot for me right now. A heartfelt thank you, chive.

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