Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (27 Photos)

  • halfway

    best wedding ever is right

    • MichaelGS

      has your wedding ever been sooo good you felt the need to use an angle grinder on your crotch?

  • uber guy

    I'm not good with compliments (ask my wife), but nice job this week chive.

    • uber guy's wife

      No honey, I said "you're not good", as in…….never mind. *Facepalm*

    • http://yourmomma.com Mook

      Every time I ask your wife something all I hear is grullglglrlrlgllllglglgllgugul

  • Darren

    thumbs to spare for volleyball tush ————————————->

    • stark

      you have my thumb, sir

      • Gimli

        And my axe.

      • stark's ass

        Hey! Get it back in here, there's a draft!

      • Stark's Butt

        Hey! Get that back in here, there's a chill!

  • uberbrie

    mmmm HQ DAR on Fridays rocks my world

    • http://www.last.fm/user/mutiilator Brand_n

      Indeed, but do some of these pictures really need to be in an HQ gallery? (1, 5, 9, 15, etc)

  • Ben5504

    Sorry to say, but the quadruple rainbow is fake. The color order should reverse with each subsequent refraction.

    • Sadie

      You, sir, would kill Christmas.

      • Generino

        You mean Santa isn't real either?

    • Emergency Wing

      Really!? I'll file that under "Shit No One Cares About", stat!!

    • She

      Uh-oh. I'll file that under "Shit No One Cares about" immediately!

    • hrnghlbrap

      You're sorry all right.

    • Fishy

      The chive is for unthinking. So please follow the rules.

  • Sean

    this week ms frizzle is going to take the kids to see the magic of a crackhouse

  • man man

    Volleyball FTW!

  • jason

    when it comes to internet ownge, my $ is on John

    • HHNFMakesMeAroused

      Fuck John

      • HHNLUBE

        Awwww, do I have to(he's still pretty sore from last time)?

        • Johndontlikelube

          He can take it.

      • runandtelldat

        HHNFMakesMeAroused, do you ever have anything positive to say? In your defense, I see your comments on this site and assume you're 14

        • nouu

          positive comments are for fags like john….fag.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

          My name has been sullied. I has sadtimes.

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1319192166 Danielle Vaughan

            dont be sad, turn that frown inside out 😛

  • Dave

    Hooray Friday! And hooray Tush!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=617461769 Kjell King

    #2 That tubby mother fucker second from the left should not be wearing a Flash shirt.
    # 10 is awesome
    #22 is perfection
    #26 I believe was my submission
    Happy Friday Bitches!

  • Nec

    #9 my strategy…

    • SirFapAlot

      mine too

  • Phil

    Definitely on the "MOAR Legs & Heels" train!

    *#22" Aw yeah.

    Also, #19 is damn sexy!

    • Bill

      Sorry Phil, I can't manage the legs, but as far as a new pair of heels, Christmas is right around the corner.

  • DGAF

    Can anyone explain #18 to me? I don't get it

    • Atomicmoose

      Seconded, I see no ownage.

    • Generino

      I'm guessing the young father was upset that school was trying to teach his child to do laundry. This IS something that can be learned at home. The Pwnage was probably a telephone call not described…

    • turdfergusson

      I was guessing it had something to do with removing stains from the laundry?

      I don't know either

    • cheddar head

      i was thinking it was about the color sorting…

      • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

        He's going to make his son clean his "jerk off sock" and "tummy towels"?

    • its_forge

      I think it's possible the funny part was cropped off; these guys are notorious for intentionally or not cropping the best part of the picture off sometimes.

    • http://yourmomma.com Mook

      Agreed, it doesn't make much sense. The fact we need schools to teach children how to do laundry shows people are failing as parents.

  • Kilroy

    17. Greatest. Hulk. Ever.

  • koyf

    Earlier today "#9 needs to be in HQ"

    #7 YES!

  • asdf

    #27 MOOAAARRRR please find out who she is

    • sad fuk

      *Sigh* Go out and touch a woman(at all).

    • ktdktd


    • Flicka

      I like the chive but HOLY CRAP do some of you freak over seeing a girl. Go to the city. Any city. They're all over.

  • gutterville

    #9 I just go to egotastic for naked celebs

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=617461769 Kjell King

    Yes, and you FAILED!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=617461769 Kjell King

    It's a TRAP!

  • Big E

    #2's new wife looks like Christian Bale

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1319192166 Danielle Vaughan

      Not at all

  • Hitcher

    I don't understand #18 either…. someone help!

    • Hiker

      It was a test of mental deficiency. Don't worry, you qualify.

    • prisim

      I don't get it either. 18 doesn't make any sense.

  • FartFace

    #17 – Your sons are completely awesome

  • SweetAwesomeness

    until the volcano thing i never really knew much about Iceland…but now after hearing about it so much and seeing the great pictures i really want to go there!! —————————————————-> John Candy

  • Mr. Awesomness

    18…. ?

    should have been moar pictures of the HULK. Kid was rad.

  • Mr. Awesomness

    17 – Made my day. Seriously. If it's better than boobs, you know it's great!

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