It’s official, hipster dinosaurs are taking over (13 Photos)

These collection of photos are done by Molly Lewis.

  • I Was Here


  • alysinwunderland

    somebody has WAY to much time on their hands

    • BostonRocco

      says the disgruntled hipster

      • HellHath NoFury

        says the person jealous of hot chick with hat

        • Tyler Mars


          • ryan white

            way to kill it, Tyler

        • Sociology101

          says the person with Sexual Attention Deficit Disorder

          • HellHath NoFury

            says the person who thinks sluttiness>awesomeness.

            • HellHathNoFriends

              says the person riding a mountain lion

              • HellHath NoFury

                says the person who doesn't have a trained mountain lion

                • nemesis

                  says the person who must always have the last word

                  • HellHath NoFury

                    I do, OK! I'm an attention whore not unlike your friendly neighborhood Emo/Hipster/person who Tweets about getting high when no one gives a shit. BUT YOU WILL RESPECT ME!…….Ok, maybe you'll do the exact opposite, but……..ACKNOWEDGE ME!!!!

                    • For shame

                      Says the person who ruined the trail of "Says the person" replies

                    • HellHath NoFury

                      YESSS!! Pay attention to me!Seriously, sex has nothing on that!…….I'm guessing……

            • HellHath NoFunny

              Says the rare breed of person who couldn't make sluttiness= awesomeness even if she weren't built like a sauropod(might as well stick with the dinosaur theme).

          • mattythegooch

            says the community college student with an "introductory course" as their name.

            • mattythetwatty

              Says the person who's doesn't get the joke

        • HHNF dirty vag

          says the person with stinky puss

          • HellHath NoFury

            says the person who would never have a chance to get within olfactory offense range.

            • TheOther26

              sandwhich, perhaps?

              • HellHath NoFury

                Spelling 'sandwich', perhaps?

            • HHNF's Stank Tank

              The North-Western Hemisphere?

        • Jen

          HHNF, you have quite the following. you should be proud! you go girl!

      • HHNFMakesMeAroused

        Does she look like a hipster to you, retard?

        • HellHath NoFury

          Yerp ShE dUzzz, DERP-duHURR!! (Shure az mai puss ain't stank!)

      • George Danger Cruz

        I WANT IN ON THIS!… says the guy who wants in on this.

    • hrnghlbrap

      Important life lesson on time management from anonymous internet commenter reading Chive.

  • Kjell King

    So does this mean the dinosaur extinction was a result of a mass suicide?

  • Falloppio

    They were wise: that's way they got extincted before all these popstars without talent were born.

  • Big M

    That shirt in #7 is sweet.

  • nemesis

    I like Elliott Smith's music. I'm not a hipster though. Not really sure what a hipster is, actually. Fairly sure it was a type of low-hung jeans for teenage girls back in the 90s.

    • Nathaniel Patrick Fancypants

      You know how America desecrates every culture that it encounters? Hipsters are basically that – cultural genocide in single-serving size.

      They have poor senses of taste (as evidenced by that they only listen to bands that are consistently crappy enough so as to remain underground), smell (because soap is too mainstream), and eyesight (they don't even realize their glasses don't have lenses). They are also inherently brain damaged as a society, because they think that irony and self-awareness are the same thing. And yet somehow, all of this is perfectly viable justification for them to consider themselves better than anyone else who doesn't partake of their self-absorbed, image-obsessed sham of a reality.

      For more information, please contact your nearest Apple Store or Starbucks. Hipsters = ignoring the hayflick limit on social intelligence.

      • hrnghlbrap

        I don't know what the fuck you just said, little kid, but you're special.

        • Nathaniel Patrick Fancypants

          The first two sentences would have been enough, then. 😛

          • Nathaniel Patrick Fancypants

            And I'm 22. Little kid, my ass. Unless you're Methuselah's stunt double or something.

            • HellHath NoFury

              and he's my husband.

    • Kjell King

      or take a look at (look at this fucking hipster dot com)

  • mattythegooch

    Can I have the 2 minutes I spent looking at this back? Where the fuck is my PBR!!?

    • ryan white

      more like pbf

  • Merc

    pff, does the Chive not have a BS filter to prevent tripe like this from being posted?.

    • NocturnalEmission

      Sounds very hipster of u to say

    • I Was Here

      someone just admited being a Hipster

  • BigDingo

    please let hipsters go extinct too

    • Brand_n

      Why let them go extinct slowly when we can expedite the process with human intervention?

  • Bobba Fett

    I think Molly colored all these herself.
    I've never thought of using a dino-coloring book as a social commentary medium Geeeenious!

  • equalizermax

    He needs a new hobby

  • nomnom

    Hah Love them dirty moustaches, hipsters are cool

  • Coldzilla

    OK I gotta send a link to #13 to a buddy of mine. LOL

  • Nathaniel Patrick Fancypants

    I'm going to take this gallery as implied permission to round up all hipsters, bury them alive, and repurpose their corpses as green fuel.

  • Fluffyhairded

    i thought it was great. i do hate me some hipsters.

  • Elliot Smith

    that Elliott Smith comment bugs the hell outta me… the fact that he killed himself and was a moody musician is something that is going to plague me the rest of my life. FUCK i hate having the same name as him… literally!

  • W74

    I don't get any of these jokes, are they referencing something?

  • Anthony

    I liked hipster dinosaur when it was called hipster kitty

  • charlie

    awesome post

  • Sam

    Inspired, One of the best Chive posts in a while

  • Tara Okeefe

    this is super awesome im going to start coloring chuck norris beards on dinos and sunglasses too

  • showtownman

    #1& 2: Slackosaurus.

  • idontgetit

    If you understand any of this, you might be a hipster

  • Hoon Chi

    I've done some research and I can come to only one conclusion.

    Hipsters are AWESOME.

    If you disagree with that statement, you're wrong.

  • Bryce

    These hipster dinosaurs were cooler before they went extinct. Now they're all up in the museums… too mainstream if you ask me. Sell outs.

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