I can't say I believe #13. I've been struck by a woman. My best friend's been struck by a woman. I've seen at least 2 of my coworkers being struck by a woman. I don't know ANYONE who's been struck by lightning.
15) Fail. Pretty sure that's Ashley Judd who's never been divorced, is still happily married to her race car driver husband, and wouldn't bloody collect alimony anyway because her income is ludicrous. Don't dis the Ashley, she is awesome. She's smart, principled, a hard worker, doesn't put up with bullshit from people, fervently supports her home school sports teams, and has a terrific ass.
7) Her Maj is 84; her Most Awesome Mum lived to be 102 and was happy and quite lucid right to the end. Charles is like, man, this sucks, I'mma be 90 before I get to even wink at that throne.
#16 Go Einstein! "God does not play dice with the universe." My Calendar for today reads : "When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. And that's my religion." – Abraham Lincoln
just have to defend the gore guy. He never said he Invented the internet. he did use the word create (as in the sense of to bring about, not think up) He was perhaps exaggerating there (it was a campaign) but he was instrumental in passing the legislation which funder the creation of the internet in the US. He was a key player. Actual quote.
"During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet. I took the initiative in moving forward a whole range of initiatives that have proven to be important to our country's economic growth and environmental protection, improvements in our educational system."
13) I can see how this would be true. It's rare enough just to get hit by lightning. But for the lightning to come down just perfectly enough to go through the kitchen window and strike the woman….the odds seem impossible.
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#7 I love her song "Bohemian Rhapsody!"
Yeah. Al Gore sucks. He is a complete goofball moron.
Yeah call us back when somebody writes a bestselling novel about *your* college romance and it gets made into an award-winning movie.
#18 I bet those guys at MIT that actually created the internet are pissed
I want to be a Social Media Expert when I grow up…
#1 is why facebook is such a joke
#12 and this is called talent?
#8 man ive got a few people to send that to LOL
Is that Justine Bateman in #15 0_0
I can't say I believe #13. I've been struck by a woman. My best friend's been struck by a woman. I've seen at least 2 of my coworkers being struck by a woman. I don't know ANYONE who's been struck by lightning.
15) Fail. Pretty sure that's Ashley Judd who's never been divorced, is still happily married to her race car driver husband, and wouldn't bloody collect alimony anyway because her income is ludicrous. Don't dis the Ashley, she is awesome. She's smart, principled, a hard worker, doesn't put up with bullshit from people, fervently supports her home school sports teams, and has a terrific ass.
7) Her Maj is 84; her Most Awesome Mum lived to be 102 and was happy and quite lucid right to the end. Charles is like, man, this sucks, I'mma be 90 before I get to even wink at that throne.
#2 COPYRIGHT!!!! that joke was first put in Pvt. Murphy comic strip
#4: "What helicopters do in movies" made me LOL. That one is a keeper for me.
#16 Go Einstein! "God does not play dice with the universe." My Calendar for today reads : "When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. And that's my religion." – Abraham Lincoln
That’s because lightning strikes in the kitchen are very rare
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#8, Amen, bro.
#18, Moose Excrement.
just have to defend the gore guy. He never said he Invented the internet. he did use the word create (as in the sense of to bring about, not think up) He was perhaps exaggerating there (it was a campaign) but he was instrumental in passing the legislation which funder the creation of the internet in the US. He was a key player. Actual quote.
"During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet. I took the initiative in moving forward a whole range of initiatives that have proven to be important to our country's economic growth and environmental protection, improvements in our educational system."
13) I can see how this would be true. It's rare enough just to get hit by lightning. But for the lightning to come down just perfectly enough to go through the kitchen window and strike the woman….the odds seem impossible.
19 FTW
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