Daily Afternoon Randomness (46 Photos)

  • ElJefedeChive


    • Gordon of Hesselink


    • Rvn

      Spanish or english…just as big of a douche

      • Your Dad

        pinche madre

  • ballsack

    #46 – no you didn't. You stole it from izismil.com. FAIL

    • thomas

      exactly dummy, they stole a GIF from Izismile with a 4gifs.com watermark. Who fails now?

      • rob



    • thomas

      then go back to Izismile (a French site). leave the rest of us americans to enjoy the chive.

      and you named yourself ballsack. so I'm assuming your like 12

      • Paul

        Yeah biatch. And it's spelled, Balzac, ya French bastard.

    • its_forge

      Once again and hopefully for the love of God for the last time if you are so enaaaaaaaaaaaaamorated with izismile.com please for the love of Christ in Heaven GO THERE AND PLEASE LEAVE US ALONE AND STOP TELLING US WHICH POSTS WERE "STOLEN" FROM THAT SITE.

      • its_forge

        Sorry, "enamored." Durr.

    • Thush

      Dude this whole site is /r/pics one day later

    • hMMMM

      This is from Mad Men, you jackass. So go on all those other sites and make sure to comment that they stole this from AMC.

  • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau

    That's a heavy week. With homer, nonetheless. Appropriate relation between the two, I suppose.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      I'll take 105 tons of weekend, thanks.

      • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau

        I gotta admit I was hoping the other one I sent in would show up. I'll wait til SCAU I guess 😛

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

          Oh, that! That would be interesting, in all my pasty fat glory!

  • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    Hey Batman, what are your parents getting you for Christmas?

    • Amazing

      Hey Batman, my parents threw me a surprise Birthday party last year … have your parents ever done that for you?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      A ridiculous mansion, a geologists orgasm as a piece of property and enough money to fund my secret sanctum, amazing rides and impress the ladies.

      • Its-a me, Mario

        so thats what a geologists orgasm looks like? Nice!

  • chrisdg74

    1- Been cooking crystal meth in that rv?

  • annon

    Seen #40 naked

    • Paul

      The lady who had her house broken into? Was it you. Did you watch her while she slept?

    • http://www.facebook.com/greguire Gregory Nelson Courtney

      the woman who claimed her hardware got switched out by a burglar?

  • chaz

    Not. Good. Today

    • Dave

      your. name. is. chaz.

    • mike

      yeah, i'm considering leaving the chive and going to (insert other hilarious photo blog that doesn't exist)

      it's much better over there

  • hitman219

    Are wookies allowed to vote?

    • McBeastie

      I'm glad to see you made it onto the chive hitman, by the way , which one is you in pic #22?

  • McFly

    What is the point of #16 – M'Obama's fat ass?

    • McFly

      Sorry I meant 17 – her ass is so big it took up 2 pics

    • hitman219

      Love how her fat ass is always telling everyone that they need to eat healthier… Look in the mirror wookie!

      • nouu


    • Mr F

      There is no point, just part of the randomness man.

  • king

    #40 at least she knows her place

    • Paul

      In the paper?

  • chrisdg74

    44 – Damn, Christina got back.

    • http://twitter.com/100window @100window

      you can't see whether or not the person in 44 has back.

      • chrisdg74

        They changed it (TWICE). It's been 44, 45 and now 46.

        • mipo2010

          That ass… it deserves to be displayed in more then one pic

    • chrisdg74

      *46. Quit changing the order, Chive.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        Is that an order?

        • chrisdg74

          Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?

  • FapperX

    #4 – It's pics like this that make me think that a little jail time on a sexual assualt charge may not be all that bad.

    #22 – Is that buy in the back (to the right) the guy from Full Metal Jacket? Kinda looks like him.

    • canuck


  • Ballzonya

    #4 – my favorite position

  • man man

    #4 FTW, no questions asked.

  • SweetAwesomeness

    never saw what coming?!?!!? i must know!!!

    #38…is anyone else confused?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1795234341 Dylan Hulkenberg

      the flip flop about to hit his head

      • Dave

        I stared and stared at that photo, and still see no flipflop

    • kxx

      the flip-flop

    • chivery rocks

      what fking flip flop… that blurry thing that looks way past his body. this picture sucks. next time she better be naked or something and the guy needs to be bleeding to death by the naked chick. YAAAA

    • hmm

      what? her DIRTY feet? lol

  • Badlove

    #31 Beautiful
    #41 love love aprons

    • jgecko69


      There is a blur of a flip flop heading for the back of his head.

    • Badlove's Lover

      Then buy yourself an apron and GTFO.

  • Skedaddle

    17- wide bodied jet?
    18 made me lmao
    28- that silly Nick Cage
    31- yes please
    33- bummer
    41- my kinda kitchen accessory
    44- my kinda anytime accessory

  • bee

    #31 – I believe we've been through this before, that's a redhead, not a ginger.

  • R. Wiggum

    Can we get a post of just Christina Hendricks? #45. thank you

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

    You know what I think when I get smileys? 'Aww, he didn't have anything smart to say!'
    *in other news, pot calls kettle black*

    • Ballzonya


    • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau

      Note… to… self…. stop using… so… many smiley…faces…

      • McBeastie

        Just stop using the keyboard all together.

    • HoldPlease

      you know what I think when I get sandwhiches?

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=617461769 Kjell King


        • MemesRus

          the h is silent, don't worry about it.

    • P-90

      Typical racist pot.

    • Da Cuntstabber

      I wanna stab yer cunt

  • Bill

    42–That's awesome! I spotted one when I was a kid, and have been looking for another one ever since.

  • philip jefferies

    #32 so, you're down to pictures of random girls with eating disorders walking to class? You can do better than that. Not enough girls with low self esteem take pictures in the bathroom with their iphones today?

  • its_forge

    #24 "Honey…. the cats are here."

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=617461769 Kjell King

    #44 looked like two puppies fighting underneath a blanket.

  • Fangerer

    #29…3 stories huh? i'd like to know how, muthafucka. …..nice product placement, by the way

    • canuck

      he was kicked in the back for drinking watery piss like pabst blue ribbon

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