prostitutes taken to church in russia : theCHIVE

October 19, 2010 | In: WTF

Instead of taking the girls to the overflowing jails, the police load the hookers into the paddywagon and haul them off to church.

Sergio

They deserve it!!

first
http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

When I told her I was going to "Fill Her With My Holy Spirit"……not exactly what I meant!!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001411664615 Palin Comparison

Take them to church, then make them read all of Lamentations … out loud. That would do the trick.

BigD

That or make them memorize the first couple of chapters of Chronicles: So and so begat so and so who begat some other so and so and so on……
mipo2010

Doing "the trick" is what got them there

http://www.facebook.com/Nels0nCosta Nelson Costa

and now they have to kneel before the priest and pray.. that totally "BLOWS" !!
freddy

rather go to jail

http://www.last.fm/user/mutiilator Brand_n

Well would you rather be sodomized by an inmate or a priest?

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

at least a priest would say, 'Oh, god' the whole time instead of covering your mouth with dirty underwear. Not that i would, uh, know. Kjell told me.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=617461769 Kjell King

Don't ask what we were doing at the time when I told her this
bob from accounting

yea you know a thing or two about dirty underwear. its Tuesday your wearing the same panties from Friday with so much crust built up in them

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

Jokes on you. I don't wear underwear.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

Exercise and a healthy diet are a better way to lose weight, honey.

chrisdg74

It's not like the priest is going to do anything to them. They're not little boys.
yeahsure

Nobody deserves that kind of treatment
mca

When they enter church do they start sweating?

/Sweating like a prostitute in church

mipo2010

Church, now that's what their lives where missing
DanEri

In Soviet Russia, prostitutes pray for ur sins
femtrooper

Compared to the hookers here, those ones are pretty hot.
http://twitter.com/Mattchaby @Mattchaby

Hide your pimps,
Hide your prostitutes,
'cause they're sanctifying everything out there!

equalizermax

Lucky Priest…
http://www.infosprite.com schwim

That priest must have drawn the short straw. I heard the winner gets to head the wayward boys rehabilitation class.
Rich

aaw, I thought the punishment was a spanking!
Dickbot

This looks like a great beginning to a porno.
LMMFAO

*my username*
http://www.mikehodson.ca Big M

From church, they go directly to the Mail Order Bride hostel.
thetech2

so instead of legalizing prostitution they're umm forcing the christian religion on them theres an inquisition brewing here the Russian inquisition ,its still an inquisition ,if in fact there ever was an inquisition that is ,,,therefore to say that the inquisition I speak of actually ever happened or not

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

Meth, lack of punctuation and religious debates are not friends.

http://www.facebook.com/schizoronialfredo Nathaniel Patrick Fancypants

Another "No Child Left Behind" kid from southside Chicago, I bet. It would explain all three.

ronnie

#2 "Girls, I am dissapiont"
The_Gypsy

I'm glad the Constitution doesn't allow cruel and unusual punishment.
Coldzilla

Hope they dont do the same thing with the Male prostitues
youdummy

Dammit, I thought we were going to see some good ole hooker spanking.
Sugreev2001

As soon as the cameras are out of there,it's face down ass up time.