Women please DON’T do this (13 Photos)

134 0 0

Listen I’m not one preach morals and certainly have no real quarrel with people getting plastic surgery (at least in moderation). However, there is one cosmetic surgery that ALWAYS looks horrible, and it’s lip injections (or lip implants).

It is always easy to spot, and never makes your lips or face look better. Please, for the love of all that is Holy, stop this.

  • hmm

    she had amazing lips to start with. wtf.

    • The Cake is a Lie

      She was a 10, and is now a 2

      • CPO_Mendez

        Agreed.

      • K94

        More like -2.

        • sir-dick-alot

          i would still skull fuck her

          • conscience

            you'll be bankrupt for spending a lot of money in paper bags, dude.
            Better think again…

  • GonzoHST

    I only like one set of fat lips and I'm not talking about the one's on your face. cha ching😉

    • Yourfreakindaddy

      I could have punched her in the face and gotten the same results.

  • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

    she looks like a suction cup

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      Girlfriend talking too much? Grab her ponytail and stick her face to a window!

      • Jake

        Why to a window? There are plenty of other things she can suck….

        (sorry, I tried but I couldn't make this subtle)

      • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau

        Can't get that stubborn jar open? Stick it on a stool, attach girlfriend, and have her walk in a circle.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=617461769 Kjell King

          I don't get it

          • Its-a me, Mario

            Thats because Beau took it about 15 steps to far….if you had a jar you couldn't open you would break up with this girl and afterwards grab a can opener. No need to stick anything to a stool.

            • Colonel Mustard

              Who uses a can opener on a jar?

    • Jonathan

      and god bless her for that.

  • GMO

    Looks like a fucking Carp. Why after all that Michael Jackson spent to make his lip smaller would anyone do this?

    If you gave her a swirly she could unclog a toilet.

    • GMO

      I know what else she looks like. . . Birdo from Super Mario 2!

      • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau

        I agree. Birdo is pretty dead on. Good eye.

    • http://www.facebook.com/FightingCorsair Dave Gal

      "Unclog a toilet" made fall off my chair.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=617461769 Kjell King

        I sprayed doritos all over my computer at that.

      • GMO

        You could sit on her head and go whitewater rafting.
        She would need a tire rim to pierce her lip.
        If she was eating sour patch kids it would look like a classic chive divide by zero post.

        These were my alternatives but I liked the shitter joke best too.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      She looks like the pea shooter off PVZ

      • GMO

        LOL. . . Congratulations you now have a muppet mouth.

    • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

      no, i meant to rate you up! my bad

  • tommybhoy

    Just…….why the hell would you do that?

  • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    Fuck That!!! Ladies, if you're going to inject anything into you body, make it my wiener, or silicon in your boobs.

    • Minnie

      lmfao

  • hmmm

    permanent duckface?

  • mca

    She could have got the same effect with a curling iron and saved money.

  • SG34

    SHE IS SMOKING IN PIC#1 WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT……..THOSE THINGS ARE FUCKING NASTY ALTHOUGH SHE MUST GIVE A MEAN BLOWJOB

    • Its-a me, Mario

      how would……oh god…..I dont even…..never mind……carry on……

      OK ok, Im gonna ask.

      your girl just rubs her lips on it or what are you actually suggesting would make the blowjob better? Looking at the last pic she cant even get them in line nicely for a photo. Im guessing she doesnt move her lips much.

      • SG34

        LOL SORRY MARIO IM NOT A COCK SUCKING PROFESSIONAL SO I WOULDNT EXACTLY KNOW HOW TO WORK THE LIPS BUT THOSE THINGS ARE SO BIG HERE MOUTH IS PROBABLY TIGHTER THAN HER PUSSY

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000856050565 George Danger Cruz

          SAY WORD? SURE YOU CANT WORK LIPS, but can you work the caps lock? it doesnt take a professional for that.

  • Brah

    Jesus Christ. Why did she mess with her face? Some of us aren't that lucky to have her genetics in the first place, but at least the playing field is a little more even.

  • sirforsyth

    At least you can spot the dumb cunts easier if they do that.

  • gator

    sigh…… there goes another one…..

  • femtrooper

    She had her cheeks done too.. theres more silicon in her face then in Pams tits..

    • top dog

      who is Pam?

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        Cooking spray, you idiot! lol

        • suck it

          Anderson….Baywatch….maybe????

  • FLHomesteader

    This looks more like that aftereffects of that fail dance video posted earlier….

  • Kill the duckies.

    On the up side… that dumb bitch's face was to swollen to talk for a few days. Plenty of time to bang out a couple more quickies before you leave her ass for looking like a monkey that's been drop kicked.

    • The Real D. Nozzle

      hot damn. vicious.

      but, she deserves it, and those ugly lips.

  • Erbn

    I thought the first two photos were her post-surgery pictures, and was surprised at your reaction… and then I scrolled down. Oh for the love of god WHY did I scroll down? That is some good old fashioned nightmare fuel right there.

  • 4UALL

    wow! you actually paid & suffered to have a permanent duck face. I guess your self esteem is really taking off now.:*

    • trollin'

      he had it correct….. "your" showing possesion, not "you're" meaning you are dumbass….

  • R. Wiggum

    She looks like a fucking clown.

  • Phil

    Well she used to be good looking (although somewhat trashy) but now. Fuck that shit. Gross.

  • charles

    Plastic surgery is why every other country in the world hates us and as an American i'm starting to agree with every other country. this is idiotic, seeing this garbage makes me want to punch Sarah Palin in the face, ok sure maybe i wanted to do that before seeing this but still…

    • GMO

      I think there are plenty of other reasons we might be hated as a society before we start thinking its a bitch mutilating herself for the goal of self image improvement. But if we need a poster girl I'll go with this bitch.

    • babymistakes

      You have no idea what you're talking about. Plastic surgery is quite popular in plenty of other countries. Brazil, for instance, is the plastic surgery capital of the world.

    • sock puppet

      If you're going to hate someone for their politics, why not start with the disaster in the White House?

      • GMO

        WORD

  • chrisdg74

    Why, God?! Why?!

  • Mike

    Jeez, she'll never be able to ride a motorbike or roll the window down in a car… "BBBBBBBB" (lips flapping in the wind:-) )

    Lick her lips and stick her on the wall when you're done.

  • Skedaddle

    Dayum that is UUGGGG-LLLYYYYY

  • Cqcumber

    So the most important question here,,,

    Would u still hit it??

  • Bob

    Why dis she stick two slugs to her face. Stupid girl!!! I've seen fish with better lips!!!!

1 2 3 4
blog comments powered by Disqus
X
X