Daily Afternoon Randomness (39 Photos)

  • jake

    I have been vigorously nodding my head at 33 for a while now

    • vince

      Why the gif? She's only gotta ask once.

    • Blues

      I havent seen the movie, but it didnt take me long to read those lips! :_)

    • Spivias

      she didn't even have to ask
      of course i'll fuck her

      • yup

        The strange thing is, I didn't even know that I could read lips.

  • paul

    I'm going with #2, I suspect she might be down to party

    • douche

      3, 1 then 2 because i like challenges. 2 is lubed and ready to go!!

      • HANK

        Kill 3 its a trap dont eat the apple dude Fuck 2 cuz thats all shes good for Marry 1 I love the beach

    • Conor

      3 and 2 at the same time because 2 looks dtf and 3 looks like a secret freak

      • cranky

        freak as in cries after sex. Gotta stick with 2, she's ready for whaaaaatever

    • Randy

      Agreed, #2, because she looks the drunkest

    • Ukenny

      #2, she likes to blow things

    • DC Tur

      I agree, she looks down for anything

  • blake

    i'm taking #3 out to Sizzler, we're gonna do this proper

  • DaddyD

    #2 first. Her mouth is already open. Saves time.
    #1 next. I like blondes.
    #3 last. Probably the prettiest and best body, but she looks like a snob.

    • Iambetterthanyou

      the three of them at once. reason, they are sluts.


    Hahaha, #15 is me. What a motherfucking honor, truly.

    • derrrrr

      haha, nice

    • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau

      And uh, when was this taken? With a CRT monitor and a standard issue 1999 keyboard…

      • Herp

        No idea, I'm not the guy in the picture. I'm the guy complaining about re-posts. Someone's gotta keep this place honest.

        • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau

          Oh, I see. Well that makes more sense. It wasn't clear to me when you posted that #15 was you, but now it is.

    • HANK

      This looks shopped to me I can tell by the pixels

  • Beltes

    I pick 1, just because I've always loved the Shell game…

    • HANK

      Ya right your ass is prolly like sly stallone in demo man u wouldnt even know how to use the three shells

  • chrisdg74

    #2 -Couldn't have said it better myself.
    #4 – Sofia, yes please.
    #31 – Definitely watching Celebrity Apprentice when it starts. Gary Busey and Lil Jon in the same season? TV GOLD.

    • fibonacci5150

      WHAT? HOLY SHIT!!!!!! (hahahahahah)

  • chrisdg74

    20 – DAYYYYUM!!
    33 – Hell to the fuck yes.

    • uberbrie

      I definitely call a shop job on 20

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        Delicious body, but I call stretch marks on her boobs and legs. There are big clouds of single color here and there, that say 'edited' all over them. Too bad.

      • chrisdg74

        Upon closer inspection, you appear to be right(kinda couldn't spend too much time looking at it at work). What a shame, indeed.

  • wanna bang

    OMG #3 makes my balls hurt

  • Broadbem

    #39 – 3 Only…. 1 = Tara Reid Look alike… EWWW… 2 = Just EWWWWWW

    • Six

      Dude, any "man" saying "EWWWWW" to any chick rated from a 6 up has to be gay.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

    12 was written by the wife or written while the wife held a gun to his head.
    29 wins.

    • Shannon

      lol I thought the same thing about 12- and I'm a chick. 😛

    • HANK

      I agree fully but I still had to thumb you down jus bc thats what I always do I think its fun

  • http://www.facebook.com/jmitchell6799 Joey Mitchell

    17 – PWNT.

  • Del

    #17 got owned

  • Steve

    I'm going with #2, she already has her mouth open.

  • Cheez-stick

    Well not 2 because she wont go down, and 1 smells fishy. I will have to go with 3 because everybody is going green.

  • SweetAwesomeness

    # 2 – well because her mouth is already open…

  • Skedaddle

    All 3, because in fantasyland alll things are possible.

  • man man

    Ahh, I love the Chive.

    • man man

      P.S. #16 Fifth Element girl FTW!

      • HANK

        #20 FTW

  • Fun in PDX

    Ken told me: the bitch just doesn't listen.

    • Ken

      Domestic Abuse Barbie. My fave but sales inexplicably sputtered.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        No one wants to buy used merchandise, haha!

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

          *goes promptly to hell*

          • Shannon

            I'm a domestic violence counselor and I tried really hard not to laugh. Really hard. HHNF I'm going to hell too.

  • jim

    Tie between #1 and #3. Never the one making stupid faces or making stupid hand gestures.

    • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau

      Really? Why not?

  • mskris

    #13 made me laugh uncontrollably for about 15 min, i love you Chive

  • Rocky

    #3 for the win

  • John

    I am going with three – the viney ones do way more stuff

  • dajesus

    Didn't yesterday's randomness mention a certain ginger post?

    • equalizermax

      Their contacts didn't send them the requested pictures…

      • DanbyRaider

        I want names. They deserve a beat down for dropping the ball.

    • uberbrie

      Heeyyyyy Yeaahhh…Sad times…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=15100627 Benjamin Dennison

    #1 because i'm a guy

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