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I’m under the influence of Asia (30 Photos)

October 21, 2010 | In: Funny, Mind Blowing, Travel, WTF

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Anakrusix

I'm scared
Zenbaas

Hehehe awesome!
greg

ok
#2 why would it be Japan? Yellow people, therefore Japan? right…
#9 Doesn't look like Japan at all, more probably some East Europe country
#15 China or Taiwan
#27 Korea

DAN

COULD YOU BE MORE RACISM

greg

*racist
and leave the caps lock alone, retard

trollin'

calm down Greg………. you are such a douchebag!!!!!!!!

http://www.facebook.com/hojoon.choi HoJoon Choi

Yea Greg, let us Chivers be the trolling asses we are, making fun of anything and people's miseries just to get a thumbs up.

http://www.facebook.com/JustinVincentHall Justin Hall

#15 and #27 actually are not Japanese. The language in #15 is definitely Chinese; the characters in #27 is Korean.

HelloYou!

Who cares?! It say "asia" in the title anyway…

asian guy

I dont think greg is racist…just obvious observations. And he is right, 15 is Taiwan.

- asian guy
xtian

Who the hell cares?..As long as the picture is in Asia, it fits this post so no need to tell whether it's from Japan, China…

greg

it's called funny Japan, you jackass…
Let's take a bunch of stupid white trash pictures and make a post called "Xtian brother's and sisters"
See now?

king

where is godzilla?

http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau

Do you mean Godzirra?

Coldmochi

# 27 is korea
K94

You know, to be honest I would actually love to live in Japan. But by God am I staying away from the cities. I'll just live in a tiny village. Except for the giant penis festivals, they might actually be considered fairly normal.
ChingchongChina

Alot of these are from China.

It's just as weird as Japan without the money and technology.
Clickawhat

Japan…you so crazy !
Chuck

#15.i am full of want, that is all.
ShadowCorp

#24……..LMFAO
Grey

Oh Japan, how you get so crazy??
fasterthanu

#7 asians don't have pink nipples :p

http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau

He clearly likes white girl titties.
freementia

They don't have boobs on their head either. (if you want to get technical)

Tar

gosh Chive when will you learn how to tell which is China or Korea or Japan?

Its-a me, Mario

because the western world doesnt care. But I bet we arent allowed to think or say that. It doesnt make it less true tho. And dont we all know it. If we say we like Asian porn, we mean the Asians who speak american, we dont mean the Asians who cry having sex with tentacles.

Just saying.

Hannah

I don't know if you have ever actually been to a porn site but Japan has one of the most dominant porn industries in the world and Westerners have a lot to do with that revenue. So no, saying you like Asian porn does not mean watching the 5% of Asian porn out there that was recorded in America. In fact, most men I know who say they like Asian porn actually watch… wait for it… Asian porn! Shocking isn't it? And yeah you are perfectly allowed to think and say that Koreans and Chinese and Japanese look alike. It's not any worse than how the typical American can't be told apart from an Australian or British to a non-english speaking Asian.

http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau

Watching Asian porn with Asian actors makes us feel better about our tiny penises.

Tar

oh noes lol. an asian girl will cut your penis off and make a cha siu bau or kimchi or sushi.
I'm pretty sure that some of japanese are proud to be world-wide pervs and chinese and korean will envy and complain of this post title.

Its-a me, Mario

Have I ever been to an actual porn site? thats the question you want answered?

If you show me a man that gets off on women crying while having sex, I will say that man has issues. Not saying that guy is medically crazy, just saying that I myself do not find it normal.

Not to start an argument on the internet, but to say that a country with 1 billion citizens has a big market to serve is a bit of a no brainer isn't it?

I
Ams

American's are fat, very very fat.
and generally they have an air of stupidity around them that is almost palpable.

Miniature China man

hi Mario, based on the "american" you speak, I would have to guess you're either a redneck or a wanna-be-American.

Htownpunk

Uh oh Mario, looks like you've been pulled over by the Political Correctness Police; you better watch you what you say, or it will result in some idiot calling you childish names to try and insult you.

MigraineBoy

Yeah…you don't want to mess with the fag-unit…

V4Vendetta14

"Bust a cap in yo ass" has a different meaning to them:)

Penelope

#8 They really will take a nap anywhere. When I first got here I saw a man just passed out on the side of the road,I thought he had a heart attack. I asked my tour guide about it and they told me not to worry they will fall asleep anywhere!
edocol

24 is clearly a shop job.
{clevernamehere}

#13 is actually Chinese. That is a picture from their Olympic Gymnast Labor Camp…..errrr……Training Facility.
mipo2010

26, I'll take the Harley
mysticalmagical

I think #2 is from when there was a flood in the Philippines.. It looks like it, the bus looks very 3rd world as well.
Brannagyn

Whoever posted this is a whole level of individual FAIL.

Japan = All of Asia. Probably also thinks Africa is a country and wants to drive from the States to visit his roots in Ireland someday.

Coldzilla

Really? "Fail"?

Ok……………………..

Lance

wtf is #12?? I mean seriously, what the fuck is that?

Tar

maybe #12 is a sculpture inspired by a manga filled with shit and tits. just google "Enomoto tribute"
V4Vendetta14

They have much more creative abstinence program than we do…

yeah

nothing funny 'bout #5 & #10
robsterling

#7 – It's Tit-head!
skillet

The name of this post is not "Im under the influence of Japan", It says "Asia". In fact the only picture that mentions Japan is #18
cheezebits

#1 is the fucking Grudge!

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