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October 22, 2010 |
In: Awesome, Funny, Random
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I'd seriously hit that sand sculpture.
By hit I mean tap.
Brings a new meaning to the term having sand in your vagina.
That'd be like trying to pound a kidney stone back in!. Noooo.:o
careful man, I hear she has crabs!
oh my word, that facebook one was awesome! The way the dad was getting so pist! what a jerk.
For a second there I was hoping he was going to threaten to call the cyberpolice so they could backtrace the guy's very location.
Funny thought. Only to bad we're making fun of the graves of the allied soldiers who died in WOII :S
WOII ??? dont you mean WWII?
Nee. Ze bedoeld WO II.
And SpellCheck doesn't mean "bedoeld" but "bedoelt"
Dutch is such a hard language, isn't it?
Lots of good soldiers died in last night's World of IIarcraft raid.
THERE SHALL BE NO HUMOR IN DEATH!
how'd u know, might be a cemetery for soldiers killed in the First World War?
#16 He may be short but he is fine!!
it's funny you should say that Jessica is the name of the other guy (Jenson Button's) girlfriend.
He could totally be a jockey.
#23, cause we tough, no broken nails ty
Dear lord that was insanely awesome.
#21 I'd poop in the convertible and the Caddy will break in a few miles anyway.
Park perpendicular, right behind both of them, blocking them in. If they don't have to 'follow parking etiquette', neither do we… Just wait until after the mall police get involved, (like they can do anything), and move your car before the tow truck gets there.
I would park my car right in between them & get out from the back hatch. Then call friends to park really close to the passenger doors on both these douche bags. Then leave my signature card stating if you F*ck like you park, you will never get it in!
i'd pick up a can of white spraypaint and draw the lines on their cars so they know not to be doucefags
#9 – wtf? seriously, WTF??? o.0
Looks like he has musturd in his pants.
#21. Orange spray paint all over the interior and exteriors?
key meet paint?
knife meet tires?
bananas in tailpipes?
thats kind of over the top.
Look man, I aint fallin for no banana in my tail pipe!!!
::mocking voice:: "Look man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tail pipe!!" ::raspy Eddie Murphy laugh::
The problem with sand, it gets into everywhere
#23. My Monster Energy drink has this. I guess you're just drinking cheap shit.
monster energy IS cheap shit.
Some people honestly have that much trouble opening cans? I can open them with one hand just fine. But I guess that just proves my awesomeness . . . Oh shut up, don't ruin this delusion for me!
awesome HUTR is awesome
HUTR, I love you!
Can you open the can using only your teeth? =P
Dude, she can open them with her mind.
That's telekinesis Kyle…
Jesus fucking Christ you are annoying.
Nope, just awesome.
#2 & 9……….LOL
OMG no. 19 almost made me pee myself, brilliant!!!! that is exactly what my brother would have done…such evilnesss!!!!!!!!!!!! we need more f.b fails!!!….now that my company has blocked everything with the word "face" in it…i miss it __
#12 La Trobe University Bundoora. They took down the statue not too long ago, dunno what happened to it
17 will be my kids costume this year
* – As previously seen on REDDIT yesterday.
90% of what the Chive posts comes directly from izismile.com. I'm not hating because the Chive has some of their own posts that no one else can duplicate, but it is what it is.
you're just an assclown, what do you know
Sometimes all it takes is simplicity to garner a laugh. This was one of those times.
Simple pleasures for simple minds.
Exactly! Hey… wait a minute…
#25 nice!!! #30 id do it if i had all of them, #23 makes perfect sense.
With regards to your "#25 nice!!!" comment – Did you not notice the two faint circles, pointing out the obvious photoshop job?
To clarify, in the real world, the butt is much larger, she got rid of what seems to have been a rather large gut, and enlarged the boobs to about triple their real size (either that, or the odd shape would be explained by them resting on the gut that is no longer in the picture).
#21 pee in their air vents
#21…park your car right in between and get out through your window. I do that all the time when I'm driving my poor college kid car.
I saw #17 and lost it…my entire office thinks I'm on drugs now…Thanx Chive
#21 – Don't risk jail or a lawsuit by damaging the cars… just buy a 3-pack of condoms, open them and throw them in the floor behind the passenger's seat of the convertible. They will either fly out in traffic or someone else will find them. Get creative and put hand lotion in one.
Otherwise, I vote for taking a massive dump in the driver's seat.
In #30, who's the second from the left? I've seen photos of her before.
Amanda Wenk… or something like that.
I think she's legel now. Mmmmm.
25 is the worst tile job ever. Those tiles are not straight at all! I hope she fired that guy and never paid him.
21 park a really small care between them – blocking both drivers since they were nice enough to park "69"
sit her pretending to be asleep when hey come out. show no sign you hear any screams or windshield pounding, etc
best if you can get two more cars on the outer sites.
as for jailbait, these aren't' quite tempting enough, but I've seen some that would make me repeat '"statutory rape" & "registered sex offender" over and over to myself while taking a cold shower.
I remember having to take my older brother (then 25) aside and explain to him the super hot red-head he was hitting on (my fiance's cousin) was only 14 (looked 19-20 easy). His face matched her hair. Her mother was there too, so he might not have lived for jail if we hadn't clued him in.
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