Far as Halloween costumes go, this one doesn’t suck (5 Photos)

  • saltyrice


    • Dan


      • Coldzilla


        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000856050565 George Danger Cruz


          • Coldzilla

            Wow original

    • Joe

      Be sure to wrap your wand when entering he chamber of secrets

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000856050565 George Danger Cruz

        I'd love to join the order of the people who get to tap that ass.

  • uhh huh


  • Fluffyhairded

    hmm.. something about a chick dressed up as a character from a childrens book that is 11-17 years old doesnt do it for me. but thats just me.

    • thomas

      speak for yourself

    • zym

      That's like saying a catholic school uniform isn't hot either. And that's just insanity.

      That being said, I'd beat her bludger. Turn her into Moaning Myrtle. Conjure up a patronus…in my pants. Sorry.

    • stafferty

      Even if it isn't your thing, This costume, as advertised, doesn't suck.

      • BigDingo


    • Bad News

      Well, that's why I'm here for you…

    • Nicnac

      so I guess the following do nothing for you:
      Little Red Riding Hood
      Little Mermaid
      etc… ?

      • HANK

        I think he prefers the real Harry Potter hence this 'chick' dressing up doesnt do it for him

    • defrostynating

      Yeah awesome joke fluff… think you're the only one that reads cracked? idiot..

  • paul

    she actually looks like daniel radcliffe in a weird way

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000856050565 George Danger Cruz


  • paul t.

    she likes that wand in her mouth…

  • nessi


  • thetech2

    yeah it does it sucks I can't see her ass

  • dubya

    Screw you chive. Your awesomeness demands so much of my time. And I would definitely wand her hairy potter.

    • Beldar

      Don't you mean Pooter?

  • ERN23

    I'd like to see her

    **Puts on Sunglasses**

    Hairy Twatter

    • Phil


      (You can't forget the most important part!)

    • BigDingo

      epic win

    • Jay

      Totally stolen from 40 Year Old Virgin

  • Joe

    She should buy me dinner for all the things I did to her in my mind.

  • http://www.facebook.com/thaipaige Ty Paige

    i still like this one better http://thechive.com/2009/08/07/i-dont-remember-po

    • HANK

      Poke-eh- mon Jamaican for what you do behind closed doors, and by closed doors I mean other gay men

    • dece

      me too, thx for the reminder.

  • Phil

    Who is she? Looks like a porn star.

  • Speedy

    Sweet jesus. id like to give her a "Custom" lighting bolt on her forehead ^_^

  • Skedaddle

    Do you suppose she waxes her hot cauldron, or does the wand work magic for her?

  • Mike

    needs black stockings

    • Beano

      Nah….those legs are perfect

  • mcctan24


  • FNG

    Thank you chive. How am I to work through the day after seeing these pictures. Need just one more peek. Man I love dark haired Women.

  • Ballzonya

    I'd let her touch my magic wand!

  • aleXTC

    those legs are out of this world, holy shit

    • BloodScrubber

      Agreed! Awesome how they go all the way up amd make an ass out of themselves.

    • Huh

      Exactly my thought.

  • SG34

    smoking and love the stripper heels

    • Hez26

      CLEAR HEELS!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/alex.mcglone Alex McGlone

    Am I the only one who thinks she looks slightly crosseyed?

    • Jen

      i thought i was the only one that noticed that but, you have a penis so you shouldnt have…

      • http://www.facebook.com/alex.mcglone Alex McGlone

        Don't worry, it took hours for me to notice.

    • Guest

      i think you were the only one who looked at here eyes…

    • Ballzonya

      She has eyes?

      • HANK

        Idk but if i stare any harder I may go cross-eyed

    • Bamajess


  • John S

    I hope that she doesn't give my hog warts.


  • nouu

    she has great legs.

  • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    I'm off to beat a couple of bludgers………….

  • Steve Lee

    More like: "The wand chooses the witch…"

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