I don’t know how to put this….these pics are kind of a big deal (27 Photos)

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  • Shane

    Every elevator i've been in doesn't have a 13th floor.

    • ben

      yeah, nothing special in 11

      • dece

        perhaps you meant 10. 11 looks kinda tricky.

    • Matthias

      This might be normal in some countrys but for example in Germany there are 13th floor on every elevator. No sense in leaving out a number. If I count from the bottom it is still the 13th floor and just because of superstituion it should not be let out.
      Really superstitous people should also reject a 13th salary at the end of the year 😉

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=545403343 Ryan White

        that's because the 13 superstition is primarily in the us, not in germany.

        • Matthias

          Just a quick check on the internet brought up the following :

          In China the "unlucky" number is 4. So in a lot of elevators the floors 4, 14, 24, …. are missing.

          Looks then like this : http://dianhasan.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/elev

          • LeastICouldDo

            Same in Japan but that's because the word for 4 (Shi) is the same as the word for death. Since the calligraphy is the same in both languages (for numbers at least) I am going to assume Mandarin is the same way.

            • Ball

              Its "si" not "shi". "shi" is 10 dummy.

              • mugdays

                completely incorrect, Ball. You're thinking of CHINESE. LeastICouldDo is talking about JAPANESE

      • Dddddddddddddddddddd

        Some buildings just have an equipment room on the 13th floor. The normal elevator just skips it.

    • Matt.

      13 is "bad luck." Mitch Hedberg even has a bit about it.

      • DixonOrmus

        R.I.P. funniest man ever

    • Itell

      It is just good old fashioned superstition. |The Empire State building does not have a 13'th floor.

    • JonnyDanger

      Thats because its bad luck everyone knows that, come on chive

    • oliguest

      exactly ! also, plenty of airlines don't have row 13 in their planes. Same goes for 4th floor in china.

  • KYLE

    Okay I'm not defecating masonry so what's the deal with Spider-Man ?

    • Javier

      my guess is penis…

      • KYLE

        Oh, Spider-Wang, I can see it now *shrugs*

    • austin

      his right arm really long.

    • Zenbaas


    • Brian

      I'm not getting it either…

    • Otter

      He has two right hands. Hardly worth shitting bricks over tho.

      • KYLE

        Oh yeah, I did miss that. Yes, I agree hardly worth a reaction that extreme.

      • Someguy

        No he doesn't. The hand holding onto the webbing is his left hand. The red oval like thing is on his inside wrist, see how his fingers scrunch up into a fist and his knuckles jut out? Still don't see what the hub-bub is…

        • WolfP

          it seems however as he has six fingers on the right hand. Still no bricks from me 🙂

    • osborl12

      Are you the guy everybody's looking for?

      • KYLE

        Yes, but I'm actually taller than they're thinking.

    • Stevo

      I don't get this 'shit bricks' meme, why would any of these pics cause fear?

    • Craig

      The red light above his waist kind of looks like a penis pointing towards his head because he's upside down. Not worth shitting bricks over imo : /

    • http://twitter.com/givants @givants

      look at the abdominal design on his costume, its like an outline of a penis… like when people get hard ons and the secure it with the belt…

    • anon

      his right hands…

  • Snicker

    OOOOOO Barracuda

    • mozee

      that's a northern pike dumbass

    • Scott

      I don't get it…. ? Hot girl holding a fish ?

  • http://www.facebook.com/jmitchell6799 Joey Mitchell

    @ #17 – There is nothing special about Spidermans vagina.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=545403343 Ryan White

      don't rate yourself for such stupid comments

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=545403343 Ryan White

        rate yourself up**

    • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

      ummmm 16

  • Anonymous

    skater in #6 is a colombian porno actress… i love you chive for help me remember that i actually have that video on my comp…

  • nessi

    definition of awesome: #24

  • BigDingo

    5… that is all

  • look closer morons

    spiderman doesn't have two right hands. That finger with the two dots on his left hand is his thumb.

  • Someguy

    #16; maybe the slightly elongated circle around his bellybutton looks like a penis coming out of his pants against his stomach??? If so, kinda lame but most of these OYSIYSB posts are never jaw-dropping, pants-stain inducing…

    • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau

      Notice he used the term "most". It's happened to him before.

  • RAin

    i dont see it, spiderman #16

  • dougp

    Repeats, photoshop and stuff that is just uninteresting.

    • dougp

      And yea I'm finally taking Chive outta my bookmarks.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Nels0nCosta Nelson Costa

    #25 Really cool. LEGO Kombat

  • no1mini

    I'm shocked nobody's picked up on the anchorman reference in the title….

  • SkuZziE

    Many buildings were built without the 13th floor as it is considered bad luck.

    • coocoocuchoo

      if its higher than 13 stories then it has to have a fucking 13th floor! you can call it the 14th but its still thirteen floors from the ground! what a load of shit….

      • ac3smith

        13th floor is usually a maintenance floor for equipment, staff, etc. It exists, they just don't allow the general public there.

        • chris

          that is wrong. as is mentioned elsewhere the 13th floor is just called the 14th to make everyone feel better. they don't just have an empty floor as that would be the worst business model ever.

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    • The Burger King

      Did the World Trade Center have a 13th Floor? Of all the buildings with shitty luck…..

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        Shittiest Comment Ever.

  • SkuZziE
  • AnyStranger

    #20 – I don't think they give a fuck about American marshmallows in Russia…

    • Hobo

      Everyone on the net wants to rip on russia and the US… Sorry rest of the world (save china) but you are indeed irrelevant.

      • I.P. Freely

        Riiiiiight, douche-nugget.

  • AnyoneForCoffee

    7. That's no moon….

    • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau

      Oh, wait, yes it is.

  • Sebastian

    #10 Never been to new york ?

  • http://www.facebook.com/theredprophet Eric Larson

    #16, maybe its that spiderman's left arm is way too long?…im still not shitting bricks.

    • bigcw

      I just shitted a brick. No seriously just took a huge shit.

  • The Annoyed Elephant

    #16 – I think I see it… the upside-down spider design on his chest and lower torso kinda resembles the infamous "goatse" image.

    Not that I've ever seen that.

  • Bud Ugly

    Um, my condo doesn't have a 13th floor. I actually havent seen one that has.

    • ohhhh yaaaa

      thats bc planes keep flying into them… too soon?

  • Spocker

    I don’t see anything in #16 except for Tron Spiderman. Am I missing something that will make me shit bricks?

    • ClayB

      The only thing I see is the penis looking thing coming out of his pants??? not sure if thats it or not.

      • nick

        Maybe that his hand is a :p but that's all i see

  • Anon

    #10 is a basement-dwelling fag who's never been to any tall building before, practically all of them skip the numbering on 13.

    • http://www.facebook.com/JustinVincentHall Justin Hall

      LOL: "Good Golly Gee, looks like these city folk forget 'dem double numbers . Them eejits. Hur hur."

    • Matthias

      Perhaps it was just someone outside the US ? Most parts of the world DO have a 13th floor.
      The chinese skip 4th, 14th, 24th and so on because for them these numbers are bad luck.

      World is bigger than just America……..just saying

  • ltw

    Yes some buildings do not have a 13th floor this is not amazing…

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