Party like a rockstar…and pay for it with elastin (37 photos)

  • Anaughtybear

    Who the Hell is #24, Bilbo Baggins?

    • Becca

      Steve Perry

    • Beano

      STeeeeeve PERRY!

    • guest

      THE VOICE…the one and only…….STEVE PERRY!!!


      you don.t know Steve Perry ???????? ….. tiny bloke but massive voice

  • Phil

    Hmm some of them haven't changed much beyond, you know, getting old. I guess you can pick out the ones who did the really fun drugs.

    • BigDingo

      I was thinking the same thing, most of them simply look older…

    • its_forge

      I dunno, Iggy's always looked pretty much the same and I think he broke several records for sheer amount and variety of bizarre crap pumped into his veins.

    • HolyBalls

      I dunno I'm thinkin Meatloaf actually looks better…

    • Mook

      This isn't just related to the Rock life style… Take a picture of yourself now and again in 30 years, call me if they are the same.

  • Kjell King

    #16 Bitch Tits!

    • Benjamin Honeycutt

      His name was Robert Paulson

      • its_forge

        ?? Meat Loaf's name was Marvin Aday.

        • Nicholas Aidan

          His name is Robert Paulson.

          • its_forge

            Bob Paulsen is the voice of Pinky on Pinky and the Brain. He is not Meat Loaf.

        • 11ishot

          fight club reference

          • stefanhartman

            SHHHH! Don't talk about it…GOD!

  • Spliggs

    Actually, a lot of them are looking pretty good, given that they're in their 50s and 60s (the Stones are in their 70s now aren't they?). Annie Lennox is looking all right. Courtney still looks like a walking garbage dump – that look never ages.

    • Maynard B

      well said sir!

    • Duke

      The Stones are in their late 60's (Charlie is older, probably early 70s). Keith is 66 (he's all over popular media right now, so that was a no-brainer).

      And, yeah, most still look OK for their age (except for Jagger/Richards).

  • Kjell King

    Why is it that so many over the hill rock stars look like post menopausal lesbians?

    • Kjell King

      And I'm talking about the men.

      • FuckDoubleStandards

        Funny how you had to compare them negatively to women…Got a Mommie problem? Well…I don't think Portia DeRossi or Chely Wright or Clememtine Ford (all out & proud lesbians–google them) will EVER look like any of those old fuckers!! Why is it that so many of the male rock stars look like ugly fucking OLD MEN that can't produce enough testosterone to get it up anymore?! You will be there one day boy!

        • I.P. Freely

          STFU douche-nugget.

  • Randy

    #37 looks like a murderer

    • loudpurplehair

      funny that…………….could well be for all we know|!

      • its_forge

        I'm sure there's lots of things she could have done to prevent it.

    • levitating

      Skinneh little BiiiiiiiTCH …is a good song.
      so is 'glory box' by portishead …but she isnt in portishead …so nevermind .

  • Lia

    Oh. My. God. I never understood it from the beginning, but how the h*ll is Mick Jagger still getting slapped with paternity suits by pretty young models. *Maybe* I can understand back in the ’60s…but just look at him! Ewww!

    • FLHomesteader

      Money and Fame does a strange thing to young girl's panties…..

    • stafferty

      Cocaine is one hell of a drug

    • llama beans

      Rock n' roll is the ultimate panty remover

  • equalizermax

    They all look ugly…

    • ryan

      and they all make more money than you'll ever see

  • jacquiealjarqawi

    Wow some of them aged pretty well!

  • Luke

    When 40 or 50 years have gone by I don't think it matters if you were partying or not,

  • fastantelope

    Maybe it's just me, but Iggy looks way better in his 'after' pic than his 'before'.

    i can't say the same for the rest of them.

    • Luke

      It's just you.

      • its_forge

        Naw me too, that guy looks fucking GREAT for sixty-fricking-three.

    • MyRealNameIsTooLongF

      Well possibly . . .

      But just between you and me, HTF do you get varicose veins in your shoulder?

      Just so I can avoid it in later life, you know.

  • _HypoLuxa_

    BAAAHHhahaahahaaa @ Axl (#17) . . . bwaa hahahaaahahaaa (stopping to breathe) . . . . Ahhhahaaaahahaaa

    • _HypoLuxa_

      seriously though, he has more money now than I'll make my whole life . . . but pfftt..HAHAAahaaahahhaaaahaaahaa

  • DNC

    Iggy Pop, Mick and Keith all look like walking corpses. Don't do drugs kids!

  • chrisdg74

    Steve Perry

  • CanadianChiver

    Steve Perry.

  • Sandwiches1123

    I agree with a previous poster. Some just look older but in good shape. Bowie, Sting, Bono, Meatloaf, and even The Boss look just as good/cool if not cooler.

    Courtney Love is most improved with age.

    BTW, Journey Lead Singer #24 is Steven Perry.

    • Its-a me, Mario

      I am sorry. Bono looks cooler? Its cool to act your age, and maybe 10 years under that, that guy wears those sunglasses like he is 25 and gay. And I have nothing against 25 year olds and gays. Im just saying.

      The rest I agree, they look in good shape.

  • BobJ

    Man, David Lee Roth is looking more and more like Don Rickles.

    • Kjell King


  • CanadianChiver

    Hetfield (Metallica) still looks pretty reasonable. Vince Neil, otoh looks bad then and bad now.

    • shanna_SA

      woah Hetfield ……..there is no "pretty good" in awesome 🙂 which he is

  • man man

    Meh, they just got old in most cases. Courtney Love,on the other hand, is a completly different sort of mess.

  • zxcv

    iggys gotta put his shirt back on

    • Motte

      NO! Cleanse yourself in the waters of Lake Minneonka.

  • Brand_n

    Debbie Harry doesn't look too bad in that now pic, but she was smoking hot in the 70s.

  • clickawhat

    Bob Dylan is weird looking.

    • its_forge

      And he's damned proud of that, he never has cared what people think of his looks or his music, he's just Bob, take him or leave him. He's so fricking cool he's got a localized weather pattern around him.

      • Chris

        Does he look like Adam Sandler in his before pic to anybody else?

  • joeybuck

    that's what old people do, they die

  • llama beans

    The only one who looks better now is Meat Loaf

    • Gazeebo

      I second that.

  • less10percent

    Pat Benetar #11 looks pretty good

    • guest

      That's what I was thinking. She's still hot.

      • top dog

        I will bone her today, for sure.

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