Philosoraptor, the newest internet superstar (19 Photos)

  • edocol

    #20. for forks sake learn how to spell. *forest* Obviously some moron attempting his own lame-ass version.

  • Pete Ribaudo

    right its supposed 2 say: if a tree falls on a woman…
    what was a tree doing in a kitchen?

  • Kjell King

    What does Marsellus Wallace look like?

  • Jeff Sayatovic

    Needs more Socially Awkward Penguin and/or Foul Bachelor Frog.

    • drinkinguy

      ahh yes, Foul Bachelor Frog.
      i love Foul Bachelor Frog.
      "blast it off with piss"

  • cleverbot

    This is not new my friends talked about him like two years age. He is awesome though.

  • Bud Ugly

    Lol @ the pinocchio one.

  • Gutterville

    #’11 is the BEST LMAO

  • Kaiwatha

    #19 was so unexpected for me that i fell on the floor laughing…litteraly

  • Mook

    #1 – #who-gives-a-fuck : You people are missing the point if this was not humorous or entertaining.

  • Adam

    By "Newest" do you mean "Old as dirt"?

  • Coldzilla

    Oh great

    Last thing I wanna do after work is THINK

  • @txt2verse

    Philosoraptor, yes there is another word for synonym- Metonym

  • Adam

    #20 was the best part of my day

  • BestForfeit

    "how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges" was on a fortune i got before. im still baffled.

  • Someguy

    Here's another one:

    "If you work at a sex shop, is it still NSFW?"

  • Colonel Mustard

    #18 George Carlin FTW.

  • John Doe

    The photographs are rectangular because the film and the sensor are rectangular. The lens only "guide" the light towards the sensor/film.

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  • Tanveer

    A few of these must surely have been very seruois injury if not fatal. That doesn’t make me laugh.Others are just destruction of beautiful art. That doesn’t make me laugh either.Just sad 😥

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