Philosoraptor, the newest internet superstar (19 Photos)

#20. for forks sake learn how to spell. *forest* Obviously some moron attempting his own lame-ass version.

right its supposed 2 say: if a tree falls on a woman…
what was a tree doing in a kitchen?

What does Marsellus Wallace look like?

Needs more Socially Awkward Penguin and/or Foul Bachelor Frog.

This is not new my friends talked about him like two years age. He is awesome though.

Lol @ the pinocchio one.

#’11 is the BEST LMAO

#19 was so unexpected for me that i fell on the floor laughing…litteraly

#1 – #who-gives-a-fuck : You people are missing the point if this was not humorous or entertaining.

By "Newest" do you mean "Old as dirt"?

Oh great

Last thing I wanna do after work is THINK

Philosoraptor, yes there is another word for synonym- Metonym
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/metonym

#20 was the best part of my day

"how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges" was on a fortune i got before. im still baffled.

Here's another one:

"If you work at a sex shop, is it still NSFW?"

#18 George Carlin FTW.

The photographs are rectangular because the film and the sensor are rectangular. The lens only "guide" the light towards the sensor/film.

Ringtons

A few of these must surely have been very seruois injury if not fatal. That doesn’t make me laugh.Others are just destruction of beautiful art. That doesn’t make me laugh either.Just sad :’(